Hey there,
this is practically my first post here.
I would love to hear your opinions on something.
I'm thinking (more like planning) to become freelance professional mermaid.
However, I live in landlocked country (Slovakia, Czech Republic).
Are there any professional mermaids out there who aren't near ocean?
What do you think is it good idea or just waste of energy?

I'm sorry if this is not placed where it's supposed to be, I have no idea where it belongs.