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    Tamw:
    You find an aquarium, 7 foot long, 1.3 ft deep, and 2.16 ft wide, for 65 BUCKS,
    but you have to ask the guy the awkward question (just to make sure) "could a human body fit inside of it?"

    I got a "*nervous chuckle* you bet!" In response....

    Good news is that I am supposed to pick her up tomorrow morning!
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    I'm bursting with joy! Thank you!
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    She needs a good cleaning, but I'm so excited! Name:  uploadfromtaptalk1425431727811.jpg
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    Tell me your secrets, sailor.. and I'll whisper mine in return.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shimmer Mermaid View Post
    She needs a good cleaning, but I'm so excited! Name:  uploadfromtaptalk1425431727811.jpg
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    Holy cow that thing is huge. Congrats on such a great find and such a fintastic price
    "Will you walk a little faster?" said a Whiting to a Snail
    "There's a Porpoise right behind us and he's treading on my tail!"


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    Tamw:
    He asks what kinds of fish I'm using it for. .....

    "The mermaid kind......"

    "I'm sorry....but what??"

    "SEE YOU TOMORROW!!!"

    "Wait...what do you mean?"

    "I'm a mermaid. I need a tank."

    "....I'm so confused..."

    "I entertain kids by swimming in a mermaid tail."

    "So I'll be meeting a mermaid tomorrow morning?"

    "Yes."

    "That's one more thing to cross off my bucket list."
    Tell me your secrets, sailor.. and I'll whisper mine in return.

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    [QUOTE=Shimmer Mermaid;177733]Tamw:
    You find an aquarium, 7 foot long, 1.3 ft deep, and 2.16 ft wide, for 65 BUCKS,
    but you have to ask the guy the awkward question (just to make sure) "could a human body fit inside of it?"[QUOTE]

    Haha what an awkward and funny story! That is a very great find though congrats on the deal!
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    It appears he took it in stride. A tank of those dimensions would be a tight fit for an amazonian (not the river) Sea Dragon such as myself, but hopefully you are a petite mermaid for whom it shall work swimmingly! #AllPurposeMermaidPun
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    Lol I'm 5 foot 1. I have to climb to even put things on top of the refrigerator. I will have about 2 extra feet for wiggle room. I have a small fluke, so it will fit.
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    kind of curious how you're planning to use that tank.

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    You'll see Jay. Lol soon enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shimmer Mermaid View Post
    Tamw:
    He asks what kinds of fish I'm using it for. .....

    "The mermaid kind......"

    "I'm sorry....but what??"

    "SEE YOU TOMORROW!!!"

    "Wait...what do you mean?"

    "I'm a mermaid. I need a tank."

    "....I'm so confused..."

    "I entertain kids by swimming in a mermaid tail."

    "So I'll be meeting a mermaid tomorrow morning?"

    "Yes."

    "That's one more thing to cross off my bucket list."
    lmao >.<
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    That's so cool!!!
    And only $65!
    i would never fit in there way too tall. I'm almost 6 foot and then add another almost 3 feet with my tail. I'd be like a squished sardine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MermaidIndie View Post
    That awkward moment when the ymca boys swim team walks in when your swimming as a mermaid and you have to swim Quickly away while they stare on in confusion.

    That awkward moment when later that same day you are swimming without a tail or Monofin but can do the dolphin kick faster then the swim team


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    Haha yes!! Maybe they should let the mermaids teach them a thing or two lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by MermaidIndie View Post
    Haha yes!! Maybe they should let the mermaids teach them a thing or two lol
    flukes and fins are not allowed in sanctioned swim competitions. (neither are clamshell bras, or so they told me when I tried wearing one to a meet)

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    reminds me when i went during the winter and they closed of a part for life guard training. i was in the lane right net to it. i feel bad because i hung around underwater from a distance and was watching them and i think i might of distracted them abit


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    We'll just show off when they practice then lol. My older brother was captain of the swim team and I enjoy his look of disbelief when I beat him


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    That awkward moment when you're smoothing out wrinkles in your tail and you wonder why people are looking at you weirdly. Then you realise that it looks ike you're rubbing your butt :P
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    That awkward moment when asking asking my wife what type of top would she like when I draw her as a mermaid and she replies with, "I want scales to spread up from my tail and cover my boobs. I would also like a top that provides a decent amount of coverage."

    Thus resulting in the following conversation:
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