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Onyx Jewel Catfish
03-04-2015, 11:04 AM
I tease my husband that I married a werewolf cuz he gets really grumpy around full moon. He says he is half ninja half pirate. So if I am a cat fish what would that make our son? ;-)

SeaGlass Siren
03-04-2015, 11:10 AM
well, if he is a werewolf who's occupations happen to be ninja/pirate, and you're a catfish mermaid, that would make your son....

wolf-cat fish merman who happens to use the art of stealth and thievery

Echidna
03-04-2015, 01:49 PM
I think it's called manbearpig.

SeaGlass Siren
03-04-2015, 04:04 PM
Or a turducken.
Or a fishcowken.

Fun123joker
03-04-2015, 04:12 PM
well, if he is a werewolf who's occupations happen to be ninja/pirate, and you're a catfish mermaid, that would make your son....

wolf-cat fish merman who happens to use the art of stealth and thievery

sooooo with that logic. basily your child is gonna be a seabear

https://40.media.tumblr.com/1baa8a4ca0ad93646eae02dea389987f/tumblr_mrj2ql4mAC1sudr4zo2_500.jpg

Fun123joker
03-04-2015, 04:15 PM
you do that whole mythical couple thing too? my boyfriend's name is Edward and he makes jokes about how he is secret immortal and twilight references and he is very punk rock so our relationship is the
vampire and the mermaid.

SeaGlass Siren
03-04-2015, 05:02 PM
I'm a kitty and my hubby is a penguin.
We eat raw fish often :P it works out for both of us.
Our "child" is a hamster.

Echidna
03-04-2015, 05:05 PM
^^watch out for nematodes and fish tapeworm :p
Those can be very nasty.

MerShellly
03-04-2015, 05:06 PM
This is funny :) Although I'm not married or dating, I'm the mermaid and my brother is known as the tape worm considering he eats everything and still somehow has the body figure of a pencil.

SeaGlass Siren
03-04-2015, 05:14 PM
Speaking of, my mom and dad found a way to get rid Of tapeworms ... Pumpkin seeds!
There was a tapeworm scare before so now I douse my fish with lemon, soy sauce and wasabi (actually it's just green horseradish) before downing it.

MerShellly
03-04-2015, 06:30 PM
huh, cool :) Very informative! Looks like I've found my brother's tapeworm-superhero weakness then hehehe. I wonder what's in the pumpkin seeds that makes them hate it.

Onyx Jewel Catfish
03-04-2015, 06:37 PM
We just call our son "monster"since he has just learned to growl. He is six months likes water and our animals. Just seeing if I could get a better combo type Id

PhaylennMurúch
03-04-2015, 07:27 PM
well ninja and pirate are more life choice than genetic

SeaGlass Siren
03-04-2015, 08:27 PM
huh, cool :) Very informative! Looks like I've found my brother's tapeworm-superhero weakness then hehehe. I wonder what's in the pumpkin seeds that makes them hate it.
My dad just pan-fries them and i eat it as is.
i found this link but i'm highly doubting the credibility of this site.
http://superfoodprofiles.com/pumpkin-seeds-parasites-intestinal-worms

PhaylennMurúch
03-04-2015, 09:54 PM
My dad just pan-fries them and i eat it as is.
i found this link but i'm highly doubting the credibility of this site.
http://superfoodprofiles.com/pumpkin-seeds-parasites-intestinal-worms


I totally just read the end of that link as "pumpkin...testicle-worms" and went :eek::confused::fallover:

Azurin Luna
03-05-2015, 03:03 AM
Hmm... then our future children would an interesting combo too. I'm an elf mermaid, and Edgar is a werewolf, so our children would be long eared mer puppies?

Onyx Jewel Catfish
03-05-2015, 10:36 AM
Or would they be elvish were-shark? ( elfin by day shark by the full moon?)

Merman Dan
03-05-2015, 11:01 AM
werewolffish?

http://www.esablawg.com/esalaw/ESBlawg.nsf/images/KRII-7N227L/$File/atlanticwolffish.jpg

Onyx Jewel Catfish
03-05-2015, 11:29 AM
Awesome