Reasons why I'm a single Mer-person

[Coradion]

I thought this would be a fun thread. Here are some of mine.


Reasons why I’m a single Merman.
1.) My idea of a good date looks basically like the picture below.
2.) There’s not a lot of talking underwater, everything is extra salty if you try.
3.) Most marine fishes are broadcast spawners, this makes flirtatious/dirty remarks really strange really fast.
4.) I like guys who are taller than me, with my tail I’m over 7 feet long.
5.) I always smell like fish (most gay men do not like this smell).

[Coradion]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/5591851d8e540d9fb45794c726965443/tumblr_nksyubzYjG1seod7xo1_1280.jpg

[Meronica]

LMTO. (Laugh my tail off!)


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[SeaMansa]

LOL

[SeaGlass Siren]

6) sea-men puns.

[Coradion]

Yes!

[MerShellly]

Hey a first date like that sounds great to me! :P

[Skytroque]

I've heard "You're just in this to get tail" before.
/facepalm

[Coradion]

"I hear mermen don't need to breathe." *naughty winky face*

[MerShellly]

I've heard "You're just in this to get tail" before.
/facepalm
:rotfl:I'm dying!

[Joy&RaptorsUnrestrained!]

"There are plenty of fish in the sea... So why limit yourself?"

[SeaGlass Siren]

Because some fish think you're a sea cucumber and want to stick their fish in your butt.

[Mermaid Jaffa]

LOL! It gives a whole new meaning to "bag and tag"!

[Merman Jamie]

This is awesome.

[Merman Dan]

Regarding #5: Halichoeres bivittatus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippery_dick)

[Coradion]

7.) They think I have barnacles in weird places.

[SeaGlass Siren]

8) Never mind barnacles. They think I've got CRABS.

[Skytroque]

That's what I get for sleeping in, someone beats me to the Crabs joke. Are lobsters theoretically mermaids to scorpions?

Whether your preference is sea cucumbers or clams, I think we can agree crabs are evil

[Coradion]

Crabs are really cute...

[SeaGlass Siren]

Crabs are delicious.

[Coradion]

That they are!