PUBLIC POOL BITCHES!

[jukumerboii]

haa another video! i swear i love making these for yall and i cant NOT WAIT to make more!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhW3BXiFziA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhW3BXiFziA

[AniaR]

Here's what happens when Juku posts a new video....

Public Pool Bitches... tell us moar!

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Oh wow that makes a lot of sense! Can't wait to use that phrase... what else do you have to tell us?

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Oh no he DIDNT!

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Gurrrl you got that mermaid hair trend... is he talking bout you??

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I don't know guys, here's a double chin for no reason

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Nicki Minaj of the mer-world!

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WE CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE!!!!

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(Ok seriously- thanks for the shout outs! we loved this video)

[jukumerboii]

i LOVE YALL!! omg just made my DAY!

[AniaR]

we seriously put it up on the big screen and watched it and cheered. SPLASH SPLASH HOE

[Madison MerFaerie]

YESSSSS YES YES. Calling all the public pool bitches, there's a new announcement….

[MerShellly]

omg I literally came home today like, "Man, I'm in the mood to watch one of those mermaid rants. I wonder when he's gonna make another one." And sure enough I went online and PUBLIC POOL BITCHES!!!

[Saelyyia]

This just made my night. Your rants are always a delight, especially after a rough week

[Winged Mermaid]

Love it! I have the feeling you're just as tired as me, of people tagging #mermaid and #mermaidlife ect on every single photo where their hair looks wavy, or they painted their nails any shade of blue or green, if they have any kind of green or blue eyeshadow on, if they get starbucks, if they're anywhere near a body of water, ect ect ect. But they don't do anything else mer related at all... Drives me nuuuuuuts!!!

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[courtneymermaid]

I'm quite literally the happiest I've ever been. Hee hee hee!!!!

[MerShellly]

This is some crazy coincidence. I've actually never seen a "public pool bitch" until an hour after watching that video. I was on an old friend's FB profile where there was a picture of her at the beach and there was a mermaid life-related comment below it. Like jeez thousands of people go to the beach each year. If we all went hiking in the mountains, would we all be living the werewolf life too??

[Fun123joker]

is it safe to say that a public pool bitch are also the people who post thier lunch or their fish braids in the fish tag like omg i just want to reblog pictures of marine life nobody cares about your hair nor what you ate!!!

edit: they are also the same people who keeps on REPOSTING and not REBLOGGING this one picture so i would go through and endless scroll of this

https://40.media.tumblr.com/9dfb2a4171481f2bd3e4574b5cfbd191/tumblr_nqlvz3jh4a1uukzc1o1_500.jpg

[Mermaid Mystery]

I hate public pool bitches lmao get outta here

[Mary Marine]

Bless you for introducing me to this phrase and Azealia Banks. :pearl:

[MerShellly]

Bless you for introducing me to this phrase and Azealia Banks. :pearl:
Ikr Azealia Banks looks really cool. Gonna have to listen to some of her songs.

[Mermaid Jaffa]

Haha! That's so true. Love your hair and glasses!

[AniaR]

yeah I didnt know what public pool bitch meant until this and I love it so much now bahaha.

[Raayvhen]

Ugh. Why did I have to see this in class! I know what I'm doing when I drive home!

[Fun123joker]

mernetwork has given me some good advice

listening to azealia banks is one piece of advice where i am so glad i have this site

[AnnaAbyss]

Doesn't this kind of contradict the video he made about mermaids coming in all shapes and sizes etc? Just wondering..

[Mermaid Jaffa]

Doesn't this kind of contradict the video he made about mermaids coming in all shapes and sizes etc? Just wondering..

He meant those people at the pool, the naysayers and the disbelievers.

[Mermaid Mystery]

nah because he's not talking about that

[Mermaid Jaffa]

i know. I just didn't know how to type it out so it sounds nice.

[AniaR]

Doesn't this kind of contradict the video he made about mermaids coming in all shapes and sizes etc? Just wondering..
Its like you didn't watch it before commenting!

Video 1 was about how anyone can be a Mer and don't undermined the power of fabric tails

Video 2 was about how we should all strive to be original because mers come in a variety

This video explains the phrase used in a song called "public pool bitch" and has nothing to do with being in a pool. There's a whole story if you actually watch the video before forming an opinion...

[AnnaAbyss]

I DID watch the video. Jesus, sorry for having an opinion.

[Mermaid Mystery]

he's talking about random girls associating things like the color blue or green eyeshadow or wavy/colored hair with mermaids and like #mermaidlife or whatever

[Cordelia]

Thank goodness! I finally got my questions answered! After watching Buzzfeed's video about Basic Bitches I was curled up in the corner crying, and still confused to whether or not I was a basic bitch. :lol:

And yes, public pool bitches clogging up my Pinterest feed! :no-no: More like #nonexistantmerlife

[Mermaid Mystery]

these hoes are fake af

[Raayvhen]

Life would be a million times better if you narrated everything.

[AniaR]

I DID watch the video. Jesus, sorry for having an opinion.
Just wondering! [emoji14]. My name is Raina... Not Jesus. But I see how you might get confused!!

[Merman Arion]

Just wondering! [emoji14]. My name is Raina... Not Jesus. But I see how you might get confused!!

:lol: :rotfl:

[Merman Arion]

Life would be a million times better if you narrated everything.

I feel you. I can't follow Juku. His accent is very strong and I'm having some troubles lips reading him. I would love to know more about his rants but I just can't.

Can someone narrate what he said?

[SeaGlass Siren]

I volunteer as tribute.


also, guilty as charged For being a public pool bitch lol :P

[Nyx]

YEEEESS, JUKU, YEEEEEEEESS.
Going down any social media tag for mermaids is a NIGHTMARE.
Like, I'm glad you're feeling magical and beautiful and what not,
but please,
you wouldn't know #mermaidlife even if one of us smacked right into your beeeehind, Booboo. :mermaid kiss:

[SeaGlass Siren]

Public pool bitches transcript:


So I basically just made a 5 minute video and I fucked up. So here’s another one.

Hi guys! <3 Eric(?) over here… aka Juku… aka Rasta merman blix.
WHAT'S GOIN’ ON MON? HI!

Today’s video and i got a lotta people tellin’ me to talk about this, and it’s for the PUBLIC. POOL. BITCHES.

*tsk*

NOW. First, let me tell ya’ll. I swim in the pool as do a lot of mers. We all swim in pools. That has nuthin to do with it. A public pool bitch, is a fake mermaid. OK?
*Tsk*
It’s from azalea banks. She’s my favourite rapper. AZALEA BANKS LOOK HER SHIT UP. SHE’S ALL ABOUT MERMAIDS.. and gays… and… BOMB ASS BEATS-- imam listen to this girl’s BEATS! I recommend all my mers who smoke seaweed or fire coral, and to humans who smoke weed, LISTEN TO HER SHIT. OK? AZALEA BANKS. LISTEN TO AZALEA BANKS. I’M TELLING YOU. She will take you there.

*PUFF PUFF, BLINK BLINK. POOOF*
Public pool bitches. J Yall here’s my captain. HIIII. Look at him. You better have a smile muthafucka.

Public pool bitches. It came from azalea banks from her song -????- babe, saying that, uhm… what were the lyrics… its uhhhh… the song actually starts off with “public pool bitches ain’t really mermaids.”

*head cock*
She was talkin’ about, yknow, the other rappers in the game, but when I say it… I’m talkin’ about… people who… got the hashtagmermaidlife, mermaid gang, and mermaidmafia, mermaid this n’ BLAHBLAHBLAH-mermaid, it ain’t shit dealin’ with mermaid life. You a public pool bitch. Just cuz you on the beach one day, and

*Puff*
You and your peoplez on the beach, n’ yall livin’… Cool!
But the thing with mermaid?

O-O You're a public pool bitch, you're not really a mermaid.

Also, for these people out here just TRENDING with this mermaid HAIR? No shade, no urchins, cuz there’s real mermaids who got coloured hair, but this is for the people who got coloured hair and not even live the mermaid life. Youre a public pool bitch.
If you have HATERS, THEY’RE PUBLIC POOL BITCHES! Uhhhm …
People who tell you “oh you're too this,” or “you’re too that”, “you're too this,” or “too that” to be a mermaid-- THEY ARE PUBLIC. POOL. BITCHES. OKAY?

I’m not one to hate on anybody—something something--
I’m no hatin’ ass bitch. But some people are PUBLIC. POOL. BITCHES. I’m gonna keep it at that. I aint hating, being mean; I’M BEIN’ REAL. There’s a difference.
SO.
*puff*
With that bein’ said, you guys can use the word, it ain’t mine, somebody offending you, or talking shit, doin whatever or yknow, they’re a public pool bitch. That’s basically what that is, that’s all that’s going to be.
Uhm *tsk*
I have plenty more things to talk about in videos, I have a lot! I have a lot to talk about in the upcoming videos. *sends thanks to raina, christan, and other mers i couldnt catch*


Main point:
OMFG JUKU GONNA BE AT MERFEST .

Second main point:

I don’t want my mers to be thinking “oh I’m a public pool bitch”, you’re not a public pool bitch J other people are public pool bitches.
3rd point:
get inspired, and remember no matter what your tail is made of u are always A MERMAID AS LONG AS IT IN YO HEART.

SPLISH SPLASH, HOES!

Ok so that’s basically it. There’s 2 more minutes of the video where he clarifies his last video, but I’m in my pjs and I literally just woke up, and my morning breath is bothering me :P

[Merman Arion]

@seaglass siren

You are my hero :mermaid kiss:
Thank you for doing this transcript :clap: :hug:

[SeaGlass Siren]

You're welcome :)

[AniaR]

I feel you. I can't follow Juku. His accent is very strong and I'm having some troubles lips reading him. I would love to know more about his rants but I just can't.

Can someone narrate what he said?
I think she actually meant she loves his voice

[Merman Arion]

I think she actually meant she loves his voice

I feel stupid right now :doh:

Thanks Raina.

[Sherielle]

@seaglass siren

You are my hero :mermaid kiss:
Thank you for doing this transcript :clap: :hug:Yes thank you!!! I can only watch the videos with no sound at work. THANK YOU!!!

[SeaGlass Siren]

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[Mermaid Sirenia]

YESS! I see public pool bitches almost on a daily basis! Like the class president of my class on graduation day put this in the speech "everyone wants to be something amazing as a child. Some want to be ballerinas, astronauts. I personally wanted to be a mermaid, BUT we all grow up at some point and have to realize that it won't happen"

Meanwhile everybody turns and looks at me (most people at the school I went to loved and supported my mermaiding) several people said "well not everyone had to give up that dream!"

But seriously this girl had never showed any interest in mermaids whatsoever. But when the trend started she all of a sudden showed interest... public pool bitch

[Ariel-Starfish]

OMG THANKS FOR BRINGING THIS UP! :cool: I made a post about this on Instagram some months ago!! Where can I watch the other videos?

[Raayvhen]

I feel stupid right now :doh:

Thanks Raina.
Don't feel stupid! I can see how his accent would be hard to follow.

*fishkisses*

[Seraphina Suds]

Thanks for the transcript, seaglass!! I've been dying to listen, but am at work.
Definitely going to work public pool bitches into my vocabulary. It's a nightmare trying to navigate any mermaid tags on tumblr x_x I haven't updated my blog in ages because I just don't have the patience to deal with that nonsense.

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[SeaGlass Siren]

you're welcome suds! ^^

[Cordelia]

http://mernetwork.com/index/images/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by Merman Arion http://mernetwork.com/index/images/buttons/viewpost-right.png (http://mernetwork.com/index/showthread.php?p=201298#post201298)I feel stupid right now :doh:


Thanks Raina.


Don't feel stupid! I can see how his accent would be hard to follow.

*fishkisses*

Youtube's closed captioning can't even understand it! :thinks:

[jukumerboii]

you all are amazing!!! like i never expected this much bomb ass responses! SeaGlass you are the bee's knee's for that translation!! yall got me smiling from ear to ear!

btw: LET ME KNOW SOMETHINGS YALL WANT ME TO DISCUSS IN FUTURE VIDEOS!!

[SeaGlass Siren]

Aw thankyou juku :) that makes me happy that I made you guys happy <3

[shimmygoddess]

I so enjoy these videos!!!! LOL....as far as future topics...how do you deal with haters, or others who don't want to see you succeed.....esp if they are mers themselves...sigh..the ones that try and make you look bad..the mer community unfortunately is not all rainbows and unicorns and there are some only out for themselves.... :(

[Mermaid Alea]

This is so awesome!

Going off of what Shimmygoddess said maybe a video or a part in a video about dealing with what your parents think about you being a mer. Luckily my parents think it is cool, but I think a lot of mers struggle with their parents accepting them being a mer and I know that can be difficult especially if you are the kind of person that is always seeking your parents approval or wanting to make them proud of you.

I really like Shimmygoddess's topic ideas though. :)

[AnnaAbyss]

Sorry Raina >___< Haha

[Mermaid Freyja]

We love you Juku!!!
Thank you for speaking the truth xoxox

[Elodea the Mermaid]

My boyfriend Nightscale posits that this can be shortened to "pub-pool" and used like "basic". As in "B*tch, you pub-pool." :-P

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[Mermaid Sirenia]

Omg did you see Hannah Fraser shared one of your videos on her Facebook

[AniaR]

That's awesome!!!

[Celaeno]

If we all went hiking in the mountains, would we all be living the werewolf life too??

...OMG, guys, can we please make #werewolflife a thing? Please? Camping tents, lumberjack flannel, endless filtered pictures of pine trees and moons...

[MerShellly]

...OMG, guys, can we please make #werewolflife a thing? Please? Camping tents, lumberjack flannel, endless filtered pictures of pine trees and moons...
werewolflife sounds like my dad :p