Sh!t mermaid's say

[AniaR]

so, check out the recent bubble of "shit ______ says" videos on youtube. They have it for everyone and everything. Some are hilarious. Was thinking it would be funny to make a mer version. What's something we say? lol BRAINSTORM

[New York Mermaid]

lol I saw one "things Puerto Ricans say" <being puerto rican, so many things said on there is so true, even if it is second nature to us.


As for things mermaids say;

"Does this tail make me look fat?"

"Now where did i put my shellphone..."

"Uhmm I heard she had some tail work done, I bet her flukes (or scales) arent even real"

"OMG did you hear Random Mermaid name was seen swimming around with ______"

" When i was your age I had to swim ten miles in shark infested waters to get to school"

[ShyMer]

"Upstream both ways too! You kids have it so easy."

[New York Mermaid]

^ LOL

[melbel1023]

"SHE DID WHAT TO MARRY THE PRINCE?! OH HELLLLLLL NO."
or "SHE GOT HERSELF LEGS TO DO WHAT?!"

it'd be kinda cool if it was many different mermaids contributing clips of them saying/acting out the lines - like a collaboration =)

[MermanJesse]

"Back when I was a minnow......."

[Mermaid Jewel]

Hahah I saw this one for stuff ballerinas say. HILARIOUS and true

"I wish I was on the beach right now" (if in a pool :D)

[Anita Mermaid]

This could be a community project!!! And we could all post videos of us saying these things in our mermaid gear and I'll splice them together into a video! Yesyes?? <3 *excited*

[Anita Mermaid]

"Ugh I can't BELIEVE she got her tail from that one guy.."

I think it would be awesome if they were more realistic things that we actually say as real mermaids.

"Do you think these shells fit?"

"OMG I CAN NEVER FIND LION PAWS IN MY SIZE."

"Holy Carp."

"Fish Kisses!" "Bubble kisses!"

"Slap your fins for our lovely guest, __!"

"Have you seen Hannah's new video?"

"Hey guys where can I get clam shell sequins?"


AND SO ON AND SO FORTH

[Anita Mermaid]

"I WANNA GO TO MERMAID CAMP."

"Swimming by to say 'Hi!'"

"Bubble heart kisses!"

"I'm totally in the same whirpool. Mermaids don't need boats."

"I need to fix my scales Again?!"

"I love me some merdudes."

"Everybody loves a merman."

"Hey guys I just started SCUBA/Swim class/Free diving/aquaticat training/ surfing/ yoga/ .." And this clip could be cut up quickly between different people saying each activity.

"Mermaids are FINTASTIC."

"Be Calm and Be a Mermaid"

"There's plenty of fish in the sea, so don't give up until you find a fucking Mermaid!"

"You know all this mermaid stuff isn't politically correct. There's mermen too you know."

ARGH I NEED TO CATCH A BUS BYE GUYS.

[Aquatarian]

"Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the kelp-bed this morning"

"She's having a bad fin day..."

[OrcaMatt]

Mermaid's whats say?

[Anita Mermaid]

Lolol the kelp bed one made me giggleEdit: ps - I flipped out and ran to my bus an hour and a half early. Lawl.

[AniaR]

well, I am wondering, what's the most feesable way to get a short clip of everyone? I could take a bunch of clips in florida, and maybe people could share using dropbox or something if they arent able to be there?

[Mermaid Saphira]

"BULL SHARK!"

"Fin-tastic!" or "Flip-tastic!"

That about all I can come up with right now...

[Aquatarian]

"Don't be such a scaredy catfish"

[Anita Mermaid]

Don't be such a guppy.

[Mermaid Jewel]

"Raise your fins!"

"AH when is my tail going to get here?"

"I measured wrong..."

"Must. Draw. Mermaids."

[AniaR]

fins up little sea monsters!

[Nate Walis]

Can I get away with a third mermaid-heavy story in a row?

[SireniaSolaris]

LOL @ "Bull Shark".

I'm totally using that irl.

"TAIL SLAP!"
"Don't make me swim over there!"
When in shallow waters: "Race you to the Drop-off!"
"Has anyone seen my shells?"
"My favorite pearl is missing :( "

[SireniaSolaris]

Oh, duh:

"Holy Shark!"

[Mermaid Saphira]

^ Feel free to use it! I love it to LOL :D

[Azurin Luna]

See you on the flip side

[Mermaid Saphira]

" Eat my bubbles!"

[Anita Mermaid]

Awww, "Race you to the drop off is ADORABLE!!"

[Eszti]

"Ooo fish!"

"I like that one, and that one."

"I CAN"T GET IT EVEN!!."

[Mia]

"Why is neoprene so expensive?"

[Mermaid Photine]

What people who know mermaids say:

What's neoprene?
How's your tail going?
What's a monofin?
You /swim/ like that?

[Mermaid Sirena]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfyY7kxoEz4

[AniaR]

yeah I saw that :p so funny. Id like to try and make one in Florida quoting the ones we've brainstormed here!

[Undertow]

This is so awesome xD

[Blondie]

"Life is such a beach..."
"Oh sweet Neptune, is that a hurricane?"
"Is that diet kelp?"
"She totally stuffs her shells with jellyfish."
"He was so cute! Too bad he had to drown.."
"You look like a whale!"
"I'm feeling a warm spot.."
"Ugh this salt is totally making my skin break out.."

[ScheherazOdd]

I've got one for a merman...

"Hey ladies, does it smell like fish in here or is that just me?"

[New York Mermaid]

"Ugh Mermen, they get a look at a girls tail and they want to be all over it!"

[Aradia]

Actual mermaid post-diving quotes i've used:

"Did you see me trying on those scallop shells over my boobs?" "I need a new shell bra, i'm not weird or anything"
"Well duh, I found a really cool shell under there"

[Gem Stone]

Bad shark! I told you to meet the surfer, not EAT the surfer!
i can't find my sand dollar. Did it walk away again?!
i hate it when I get beached.
do not bite or grab the shiny fish with funny looking fins(hooks)
Sorry I'm late, I got stuck in the rip tide.(ortho current was too strong or other)
She has to stay with us, her house has a crab infestation.
barnacles!
did you read this months issue of tail flip?

[babsannee]

oh, fishsticks!

[Nyx]

"You are louder than a whale!"
"You're such a goldfish brain"
"That's a nice fluke you got there ;D" (I see a merman saying this more than a mermaid though XD)
"sorry, I have no pearls. I spent them all on a fancy new pair of seashells"
"please just a seaweed salad, I'm on a diet"
"prepare your algae ear plugs, it's whale migration season"

[Winged Mermaid]

Something about flukefacing. We actually use that term :P
"I swear if a human pulls on my tail again they're gong to get fluke-faced!" - I've been seriously tempted, lol

"But I hate swimming in the shallows! My fluke gets all scraped." - a real problem haha

"Finflask of rum and the shells are commin' off! Woo! Mermaids gone wild!" - seen that in real life O_o

"I am in LOVE with these new waterpoof tablets!"

"Oh my god, did you see that thread on MerNetwork?" - heard that plenty of times :P

[New York Mermaid]

"Finflask of rum and the shells are commin' off! Woo! Mermaids gone wild!" - seen that in real life O_o

Hahahaha LOL