Need a mermaid in the Dallas area to sub for a party!!! Will pay!!

[SeleneVanHeusen]

Yall, i'm in a dire emergency. I accidentally agreed to do a swimming mermaid birthday party but just found out from my mom i'm getting surgery the week before and can't do it. I will pay you; it's just for an hour on June 26th. Please, please help me out!! All you'd have to do is show up, look like your hot mermaid self, and bring a SWIMMABLE tail. If you know someone that you think would be interested, PLEASE refer them to me via replying to the thread or selenevanheusen@gmail.com. Thank you so much, and have a beautiful day(:

[Trade Winds]

You should stick this in the Pod of Texas section before it gets buried here. I bet someone there would bite. I have no life so I WOULD do it but I have only mermaided for my own delightful enjoyment and never for an 'event'