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[Theobromine]

This is amusing: http://www.artybollocks.com/#abg_full

Here's one I got:
Artist Statement My work explores the relationship between Critical theory and midlife subcultures.
With influences as diverse as Caravaggio and Buckminster Fuller, new insights are synthesised from both constructed and discovered structures.
Ever since I was a teenager I have been fascinated by the ephemeral nature of the human condition. What starts out as triumph soon becomes finessed into a hegemony of futility, leaving only a sense of dread and the unlikelihood of a new beginning.
As wavering replicas become clarified through emergent and critical practice, the viewer is left with a testament to the limits of our existence.

I actually kinda feel like the third and fourth sentences there describe my life pretty well :P

[Mermaid_Sarina]

Artist StatementMy work explores the relationship between multiculturalism and skateboard ethics.
With influences as diverse as Kierkegaard and John Lennon, new insights are crafted from both mundane and transcendant dialogues.
Ever since I was a postgraduate I have been fascinated by the unrelenting divergence of the moment. What starts out as yearning soon becomes debased into a carnival of defeat, leaving only a sense of chaos and the inevitability of a new beginning.
As shimmering replicas become frozen through diligent and diverse practice, the viewer is left with a hymn to the inaccuracies of our culture.

That made me giggle :P So random!

[Elodea the Mermaid]

Heeheehee

Artist Statement My work explores the relationship between acquired synesthesia and unwanted gifts.
With influences as diverse as Wittgenstein and Andy Warhol, new insights are distilled from both constructed and discovered discourse.
Ever since I was a pre-adolescent I have been fascinated by the endless oscillation of the universe. What starts out as contemplation soon becomes finessed into a manifesto of temptation, leaving only a sense of failing and the possibility of a new reality.
As spatial phenomena become clarified through frantic and diverse practice, the viewer is left with a hymn to the outposts of our condition.

[Mermaid Alea]

Oh my gosh that site is amazing. I recently had to write a big artist's statement and it was lame.

Artist Statement My work explores the relationship between the tyranny of ageing and UFO sightings.
With influences as diverse as Nietzsche and John Lennon, new insights are manufactured from both constructed and discovered narratives.
Ever since I was a postgraduate I have been fascinated by the unrelenting divergence of the universe. What starts out as yearning soon becomes debased into a cacophony of lust, leaving only a sense of decadence and the unlikelihood of a new reality.
As intermittent derivatives become reconfigured through boundaried and personal practice, the viewer is left with a hymn to the outposts of our world.


The first line is my favorite. :p

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