Theobromine
06-21-2016, 03:51 AM
This is amusing: http://www.artybollocks.com/#abg_full
Here's one I got:
Artist Statement My work explores the relationship between Critical theory and midlife subcultures.
With influences as diverse as Caravaggio and Buckminster Fuller, new insights are synthesised from both constructed and discovered structures.
Ever since I was a teenager I have been fascinated by the ephemeral nature of the human condition. What starts out as triumph soon becomes finessed into a hegemony of futility, leaving only a sense of dread and the unlikelihood of a new beginning.
As wavering replicas become clarified through emergent and critical practice, the viewer is left with a testament to the limits of our existence.
I actually kinda feel like the third and fourth sentences there describe my life pretty well :P
Here's one I got:
Artist Statement My work explores the relationship between Critical theory and midlife subcultures.
With influences as diverse as Caravaggio and Buckminster Fuller, new insights are synthesised from both constructed and discovered structures.
Ever since I was a teenager I have been fascinated by the ephemeral nature of the human condition. What starts out as triumph soon becomes finessed into a hegemony of futility, leaving only a sense of dread and the unlikelihood of a new beginning.
As wavering replicas become clarified through emergent and critical practice, the viewer is left with a testament to the limits of our existence.
I actually kinda feel like the third and fourth sentences there describe my life pretty well :P