View Full Version : Darn kids and their imaginative minds...
Mermaid Caspiana
07-11-2016, 09:46 PM
SO I thought this could be a cool, funny, and helpful thread for professional mermaiding. I'm about ready to actually start and have been thinking of questions kids could possibly ask so I could be at least somewhat prepared, and thinking back on the few times I've interacted with them as a mermaid and what those ones asked. So if you have memories of questions kids asked you, especially ones that caught you off guard, and the answer you gave, please share, I'm sure it could help another mer and/or give a laugh. Haha
Three years ago, my first child/mer-interaction, one asked me, "What's your name?" I said, "Caspiana." She said, "I'll just call you Mermaid.
And there is ONE of the reasons I'm changing my name to something easier. Lol
New York Mermaid
07-11-2016, 10:47 PM
Trust me in the past 7 years I've only had a handful call me lanai, kids will always say mermaid because its easier for them, I suppose.
Lol I'll do this in rapid succession because that's how kids are- god speed:
What part of the ocean are you from? Do you know Ariel? Are there scary monsters down there? Do you know any other mermaids/mermen, what are their names? How can you breathe/how long can you hold your breath? Can you come on land, if so how? Do you have any human friends? What do you eat? Do you talk to fish? how old are you? Can I be a mermaid too? Do you have any pets like we do? Can you tell us a story about your adventures, (always be prepared with 2 stories) Does your tail change color? Do you know the mermaids from h20/Mako Mermaids? (i dont so i ask them to tell me)
(in my case im married and hubby is my mertender so i get a bunch of "how did you two find each other? how did you get married? do you have any merbabies?" etc)
Mermaid Caspiana
07-11-2016, 11:13 PM
Trust me in the past 7 years I've only had a handful call me lanai, kids will always say mermaid because its easier for them, I suppose.
Lol I'll do this in rapid succession because that's how kids are- god speed:
What part of the ocean are you from? Do you know Ariel? Are there scary monsters down there? Do you know any other mermaids/mermen, what are their names? How can you breathe/how long can you hold your breath? Can you come on land, if so how? Do you have any human friends? What do you eat? Do you talk to fish? how old are you? Can I be a mermaid too? Do you have any pets like we do? Can you tell us a story about your adventures, (always be prepared with 2 stories) Does your tail change color? Do you know the mermaids from h20/Mako Mermaids? (i dont so i ask them to tell me)
(in my case im married and hubby is my mertender so i get a bunch of "how did you two find each other? how did you get married? do you have any merbabies?" etc)
1.) I love your signature. :)
2.) Nice tip about the stories. Although I'm pretty darn good at coming up with crazy stories on the spot. Lol
3.) What do you say about Ariel, I feel like I want to say no, but also I feel like that'd crush their dreams haha.
4.) What about coming on land? I know it's probably different for a bunch of different gigs, like birthdays I'd probably say no, because they'd never see me with legs, but at the beach where they might a little later that day or vacation, I'll say yes, but when the "How?" comes up...hmmmmmmm lol
5.) "Merbabies" Bahahaha
mermaid mazu
07-11-2016, 11:33 PM
I told some little girls today that when I'm on land I can shed my tail like a snake sheds it's skin but unlike a snake, mermaid magic let's me put it back on. As for if you know Ariel, I'd say it's safe to say yes because we all know Ariels story enough to talk about it if asked.
MermaidCora
07-12-2016, 12:06 AM
I told some little girls today that when I'm on land I can shed my tail like a snake sheds it's skin but unlike a snake, mermaid magic let's me put it back on. As for if you know Ariel, I'd say it's safe to say yes because we all know Ariels story enough to talk about it if asked.
I love this! I have to take my tail on and off on the beach and trying to keep hidden is Hard!! This is a wonderful cover story!! I love it!! :D You mind if I use it??
mermaid mazu
07-12-2016, 12:13 AM
Not at all. Yeah I tried to hide when I was fighting it on but still heard it across the creek "look, a mermaid" and when I took it off I had it laying beside my lawn chair so there was no hiding it.
TheSaltySiren
07-13-2016, 02:06 PM
This is great info! I need to prepare my mermaid stories. How did you guys come up with yours? What are they about?
Merman Dan
07-13-2016, 03:34 PM
when I'm on land I can shed my tail like a snake sheds it's skin...
Show them this video. They will be terrified beyond belief and will not ask questions. ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QIgW639Oog
Mermaid Summerlilly
07-13-2016, 03:50 PM
hahahhahhahaahaahahhah
Mermaid Caspiana
07-15-2016, 12:35 AM
Show them this video. They will be terrified beyond belief and will not ask questions. ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QIgW639Oog
That was strangely very satisfying to watch... lol
New York Mermaid
07-15-2016, 04:57 AM
1.) I love your signature. :)
2.) Nice tip about the stories. Although I'm pretty darn good at coming up with crazy stories on the spot. Lol
3.) What do you say about Ariel, I feel like I want to say no, but also I feel like that'd crush their dreams haha.
4.) What about coming on land? I know it's probably different for a bunch of different gigs, like birthdays I'd probably say no, because they'd never see me with legs, but at the beach where they might a little later that day or vacation, I'll say yes, but when the "How?" comes up...hmmmmmmm lol
5.) "Merbabies" Bahahaha
Thank you about my signature,
Well considering 'My mersona of Mermaid Lanai is a Princess' I usually tell the kids Ariel's my distant cousin who lives in another kingdom with Melody and Eric and i rarely see them.
Coming on land, well I have a special shell that was given to me by the Magical ocean Mother who is like what they call a fairy godmother. The shell is enchanted and i let the kids know once the shell comes off, it may take a while but eventually I will have legs to walk like they do. And then I have to put it back on if i want to be a mermaid again. The shell doesn't work for humans though.
At the beach you can say your like a selkie, selkie is a different type of mermaid that can shed their skins (definitely google info on selkies its pretty cool, - Song of the sea is a selkie movie if you ever want to watch, but she turns into a seal like mermaid :D)
As for stories I take from my own actual life, rescuing marine mammals and birds, meeting strange sea animals, etc. But I also ask kids to tell me stories too, its actually quite fun as to how they get so imaginative.
And I also make dolphin clicks, Whale exhales and Calls which is hilarious when a kid says " Your not a real mermaid, you cant speak dolphin prove it.." and they just stare at me wide eyed and confused after ..
Luna Dreamtide
07-15-2016, 05:19 AM
Thank you about my signature,
Well considering 'My mersona of Mermaid Lanai is a Princess' I usually tell the kids Ariel's my distant cousin who lives in another kingdom with Melody and Eric and i rarely see them.
Coming on land, well I have a special shell that was given to me by the Magical ocean Mother who is like what they call a fairy godmother. The shell is enchanted and i let the kids know once the shell comes off, it may take a while but eventually I will have legs to walk like they do. And then I have to put it back on if i want to be a mermaid again. The shell doesn't work for humans though.
At the beach you can say your like a selkie, selkie is a different type of mermaid that can shed their skins (definitely google info on selkies its pretty cool, - Song of the sea is a selkie movie if you ever want to watch, but she turns into a seal like mermaid :D)
As for stories I take from my own actual life, rescuing marine mammals and birds, meeting strange sea animals, etc. But I also ask kids to tell me stories too, its actually quite fun as to how they get so imaginative.
And I also make dolphin clicks, Whale exhales and Calls which is hilarious when a kid says " Your not a real mermaid, you cant speak dolphin prove it.." and they just stare at me wide eyed and confused after ..
That's really cool. I'd love to learn the dolphin clicks and whistles. I'm pretty good with making sounds but I haven't tried dolphin.
Mermaid Sirenia
07-15-2016, 11:46 AM
I'll tell you one I was asked and I'm pretty sure I scared that child..
"How are baby mermaids made?"
"... Well the dad's are the ones to have the babies just like seahorses"
That's the best thing I could come up with on instant? Seriously? My friends joke about it to this day
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Shimmer Mermaid
07-16-2016, 10:58 AM
I'm currently 30 weeks pregnant, so it's pretty obvious and there's no hiding my belly especially when my little bean decides "oh! There's little kids around? Let me kick so hard they will see!"
So I got asked "You're a pregnant mermaid?!? How to mermaids get pregnant and have babies?!?"
Me and my husband froze.
I responded with "the men, merman or not, have to present the mermaid with a special shell, and the mermaid eats it and it gives her a baby!"
Of course there's no filter to children
"How does it come out?"
Another little girl saw her mother give birth to her little sister in a water birth and said
"Human babies come out of the mommys vagina, but I don't see your vagina so how does it come out?"
Oh God. I was sweating at this point.
"When the merbaby is ready to come out, mermaid magic helps bring the baby out. Its very magical."
Mermaid Caspiana
07-20-2016, 06:30 PM
I'll tell you one I was asked and I'm pretty sure I scared that child..
"How are baby mermaids made?"
"... Well the dad's are the ones to have the babies just like seahorses"
That's the best thing I could come up with on instant? Seriously? My friends joke about it to this day
Sent from my VS990 using Tapatalk
I'm currently 30 weeks pregnant, so it's pretty obvious and there's no hiding my belly especially when my little bean decides "oh! There's little kids around? Let me kick so hard they will see!"
So I got asked "You're a pregnant mermaid?!? How to mermaids get pregnant and have babies?!?"
Me and my husband froze.
I responded with "the men, merman or not, have to present the mermaid with a special shell, and the mermaid eats it and it gives her a baby!"
Of course there's no filter to children
"How does it come out?"
Another little girl saw her mother give birth to her little sister in a water birth and said
"Human babies come out of the mommys vagina, but I don't see your vagina so how does it come out?"
Oh God. I was sweating at this point.
"When the merbaby is ready to come out, mermaid magic helps bring the baby out. Its very magical."
Those are hilarious! At least you guys kept it as clean as possible, even if it may have scarred the kid. Bahahaha
Shimmer Mermaid
07-20-2016, 06:31 PM
I think the kids do most of the scarring! Lmao
PearlieMae
07-20-2016, 06:43 PM
"How do mermaids have babies?"
"Magic, kid. Get the hell away from me."
Shimmer Mermaid
07-20-2016, 06:48 PM
There was a post I saw a while back that's been circulating around facebook, and essentially someone asked a marine expert how mermaids would-scientifically speaking- have babies. His answer was that they would have a big gathering and all have a giant orgy
Keiris
07-20-2016, 07:16 PM
"How do mermaids have babies?"
"Magic, kid. Get the hell away from me."
:lol::lol::lol: Pearlie, you're so maternal.
merwandering
07-20-2016, 08:28 PM
"How do mermaids have babies?"
"Magic, kid. Get the hell away from me."
HAhahahahahaha
I haven't read any of this thread but just saw this post.
So when my oldest son was 4, we were at a large, quiet, but full of people public library. He was very smart and science-y and always wanted to know exactly how things worked, and had the concepts to ask all of the questions, but hadn't asked that one.
Someone smiled at us, told my daughter she had a cute dress, and then told him he had my eyes. The person was steps away when he asked, "wait, I thought I look like dad?" and I said, he does, but he has traits from both of us. He said "yes, because I have both your DNA, right?" I said, yes. Then he LOUDLY asked (as if he had had this huge revelation) "BUT HOW DID DAD'S DNA GET IN YOUR UTERUS??"
THAT is a very specific question.
To which EVERYONE looked up to see my answer.
And my answer was- "I know! isn't that amazing?"
because hell no was I going to finish opening that can of worms.
Don't teach your kids anything.
It just leads to more questions.
In front of strangers.
In public places.
Mermaid Caspiana
07-20-2016, 08:48 PM
HAhahahahahaha
I haven't read any of this thread but just saw this post.
So when my oldest son was 4, we were at a large, quiet, but full of people public library. He was very smart and science-y and always wanted to know exactly how things worked, and had the concepts to ask all of the questions, but hadn't asked that one.
Someone smiled at us, told my daughter she had a cute dress, and then told him he had my eyes. The person was steps away when he asked, "wait, I thought I look like dad?" and I said, he does, but he has traits from both of us. He said "yes, because I have both your DNA, right?" I said, yes. Then he LOUDLY asked (as if he had had this huge revelation) "BUT HOW DID DAD'S DNA GET IN YOUR UTERUS??"
THAT is a very specific question.
To which EVERYONE looked up to see my answer.
And my answer was- "I know! isn't that amazing?"
because hell no was I going to finish opening that can of worms.
Don't teach your kids anything.
It just leads to more questions.
In front of strangers.
In public places.
I just laughed out loud.
Mermaid Caspiana
07-20-2016, 08:49 PM
There was a post I saw a while back that's been circulating around facebook, and essentially someone asked a marine expert how mermaids would-scientifically speaking- have babies. His answer was that they would have a big gathering and all have a giant orgy
Well. That's knews to me. Bahahahahaha
PearlieMae
07-20-2016, 08:52 PM
HAhahahahahaha
I haven't read any of this thread but just saw this post.
So when my oldest son was 4, we were at a large, quiet, but full of people public library. He was very smart and science-y and always wanted to know exactly how things worked, and had the concepts to ask all of the questions, but hadn't asked that one.
Someone smiled at us, told my daughter she had a cute dress, and then told him he had my eyes. The person was steps away when he asked, "wait, I thought I look like dad?" and I said, he does, but he has traits from both of us. He said "yes, because I have both your DNA, right?" I said, yes. Then he LOUDLY asked (as if he had had this huge revelation) "BUT HOW DID DAD'S DNA GET IN YOUR UTERUS??"
THAT is a very specific question.
To which EVERYONE looked up to see my answer.
And my answer was- "I know! isn't that amazing?"
because hell no was I going to finish opening that can of worms.
Don't teach your kids anything.
It just leads to more questions.
In front of strangers.
In public places.
I'm choking with laughter! That's some quick thinkin', Tex!
Iamonlyme@me.com
07-21-2016, 10:32 PM
I'm choking with laughter! That's some quick thinkin', Tex!
Oh my is just spit out my drink and had to read this to my husband lol
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KateyMermaid
07-21-2016, 11:16 PM
I haven't read any of this thread but just saw this post.
So when my oldest son was 4, we were at a large, quiet, but full of people public library. He was very smart and science-y and always wanted to know exactly how things worked, and had the concepts to ask all of the questions, but hadn't asked that one.
Someone smiled at us, told my daughter she had a cute dress, and then told him he had my eyes. The person was steps away when he asked, "wait, I thought I look like dad?" and I said, he does, but he has traits from both of us. He said "yes, because I have both your DNA, right?" I said, yes. Then he LOUDLY asked (as if he had had this huge revelation) "BUT HOW DID DAD'S DNA GET IN YOUR UTERUS??"
THAT is a very specific question.
To which EVERYONE looked up to see my answer.
And my answer was- "I know! isn't that amazing?"
because hell no was I going to finish opening that can of worms.
Don't teach your kids anything.
It just leads to more questions.
In front of strangers.
In public places.
That. Is. The. Best. Story. Ever.
Kids man. they say the craziest things.
I get some odd comments in my swim lessons, but nothing that amusing. mostly asking about my hair. or why I only wear glasses on some days (apparently some preschoolers dont understand contacts).
Mostly I just get the mermaid boob-poke. kids have an ENTIRE TAIL IN FRONT OF THEM. What do they want to touch? the silicone top. or the shell top. or the necklace. Always the boobage area. If its a little boy, the parents usually just laugh it off. I tend to ignore it or subtly relocate their hand. or hold out the pendant/necklace that they are investigating.
Thalassa
07-22-2016, 12:07 AM
Mostly I just get the mermaid boob-poke. kids have an ENTIRE TAIL IN FRONT OF THEM. What do they want to touch? the silicone top. or the shell top. or the necklace. Always the boobage area. If its a little boy, the parents usually just laugh it off.
THIS, so much! Or I had one kid about 4 years old just sit there stroking my butt (I was laying on my stomach and interacting with another set of kids). Luckily, I was just able to slowly flop my fluke up so it was covering my butt and he could touch that instead. But why do kids always go for the awkward places? ;-)
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Mermaid Caspiana
07-22-2016, 03:23 AM
THIS, so much! Or I had one kid about 4 years old just sit there stroking my butt (I was laying on my stomach and interacting with another set of kids). Luckily, I was just able to slowly flop my fluke up so it was covering my butt and he could touch that instead. But why do kids always go for the awkward places? ;-)
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That. Is. The. Best. Story. Ever.
Kids man. they say the craziest things.
I get some odd comments in my swim lessons, but nothing that amusing. mostly asking about my hair. or why I only wear glasses on some days (apparently some preschoolers dont understand contacts).
Mostly I just get the mermaid boob-poke. kids have an ENTIRE TAIL IN FRONT OF THEM. What do they want to touch? the silicone top. or the shell top. or the necklace. Always the boobage area. If its a little boy, the parents usually just laugh it off. I tend to ignore it or subtly relocate their hand. or hold out the pendant/necklace that they are investigating.
Personally, I don't think I'm as worried about that, as it's easy to distract a kid with another piece of the mersona, but I think I'm more worried about the wandering eyes of adults. Lol Especially being for a lack of better words "gifted" (mor a curse really but oh well) in the boobage area. Haha
But yeah, kids. Say and do the darnedest things.
Seaspray Mermaid
12-30-2017, 02:14 AM
My guppy LOVES the lullaby, I didn't know it was a movie I will have to find it
*talking abo0ut Song of the Sea
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