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Mermaid Cerulean
01-05-2018, 11:15 AM
What comes first, the chicken or the egg?
Isn't cereal just breakfast soup?
Are eyebrows facial hair?
Can vegetarians have animal crackers?
What happens when you are scared half to death twice?
These are some serious questions asked of me by my friends that only mermaids can answer.

Mermaid Kane
01-05-2018, 12:47 PM
Only the supur smurt hoomans can answer such deboggling questionz.

Slim
01-05-2018, 02:13 PM
Only the supur smurt hoomans can answer such deboggling questionz.

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Khaleesi Daenerys
01-05-2018, 02:41 PM
Only the supur smurt hoomans can answer such deboggling questionz.
LOL BEST ANSWER EVER :lol:

Mermaid Holly
01-05-2018, 02:48 PM
1) Orange juice.

2) I prefer to think of it a stew.

3) Your grandmother is watching.

4) Sorry, I'm allergic to Narnia.

5) Shining a bright light at it has had varying effects.

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Dancing Fish
01-05-2018, 06:36 PM
4. Nah, you have only reached 3/4 of the way to death after two halfway-to-death scares. You'll never get all the way there. It's one of Zeno's lesser known paradoxes.

Merman Storm
01-05-2018, 09:03 PM
1. The egg. It was laid by some prehistoric creature hundreds of millions of years before there were chickens, or birds.
2. No. Cereal can be eaten totally dry (and is the only way I like it.)
3. Of course they are.
4. Sure.
5. You're scared.

Khaleesi Daenerys
01-05-2018, 09:22 PM
2. No. Cereal can be eaten totally dry (and is the only way I like it.)


When I was a kid I liked cereal with Coca-Cola. I also enjoy frozen chocolate chip eggos.

cletusk20
01-05-2018, 10:40 PM
While I have no answers to these questions, my surplus bat computer has determined that to the ancient question of how much wood can a woodchuck chunk, if a woodchuck could chuck wood is precisely a quarter of a cord if it had quarter of a cord to Chuck. But can anyone tell me why we park in a driveway and drive down a parkway?

Ransom
01-06-2018, 09:29 AM
So much no. Stop the planet, I wanna get off... :surrender:


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