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Mermaid Oona
03-16-2018, 12:32 PM
Hey come up with the mostly corniest mermaid joke ! Go!

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Mermaid Oona
03-16-2018, 12:42 PM
What dose a mermaid have to wear in math class?



An algae-bra

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Mermaid Silverisa
03-18-2018, 06:52 AM
Where do mermaids go to watch movies?

At the dive-in

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Ransom
03-18-2018, 08:21 AM
A group of mers went to a fintech conference, only to find they'd badly misunderstood the term.
Mermaid Silverisa
03-18-2018, 08:26 AM
Where do mermaids go to get a drink?

They go to sand-bars

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Ransom
03-18-2018, 08:37 AM
If you see people stumbling around the beach at night, they're probably mers working on their Survival Walking badges. (Sorry, can't remember where I heard this.)
Agent Dragon
03-18-2018, 01:11 PM
I don’t know what you guys mean by “corny;” these are masterful.
Where does a freshwater mermaid sleep?
A river bed!


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Mermaid Yuki
03-18-2018, 06:07 PM
i try 2 draw my fish smaller but not able 2 get her 2 scales
Agent Dragon
03-18-2018, 07:00 PM
i try 2 draw my fish smaller but not able 2 get her 2 scales

That is absolutely GOLDEN! I’ll have to remember that one.


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Ocoree
03-18-2018, 08:31 PM
Where does a mermaid get her pastries?

At the clam bake-ry.
Mermaid Oona
03-18-2018, 10:55 PM
Where does a mermaid get her pastries?

At the clam bake-ry.Oh my gosh that's too cute!

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Agent Dragon
03-20-2018, 04:10 PM
I just thought of one:
What do freshwater mers say to ocean mers when they’re acting petty?

“Quit being salty!”


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Mermaid Oona
03-20-2018, 06:25 PM
I just thought of one:
What do freshwater mers say to ocean mers when they’re acting petty?

“Quit being salty!”


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