Mermaid swear words

[Merlene]

Hi!

I might be playing a mermaid at a Larp this summer! And I'm going to be mean.
Do you know any good sea-related swearings? xD

[Alveric]

Why that needle-toothed, fin-biting son of a guppy!

[Mermaid Sirena]

Ahaaahaha Alveric I love it!

[Nemefish]

you bottom-feeder haha :S

[New York Mermaid]

Holy shark!!
Fluke you! (i use that one a bit often when im pissed at the hubby)

[Merman Ray]

This topic makes me smile:) I can't wait to see more ideas. Sorry I don't have any ideas myself but I will keep an eye on this topic.

[MermanJesse]

You are such a barnacle!

[Neria]

holy carp!

[Alveric]

Plankton breath!

[Bellasea]

All of them have me laughing they're so cute :)

[MermaidRaegan]

I think Bottom-feeder is my favorite. :)

"Dude, don't be such a guppy!"

[Gem Stone]

Landlubber! (it's a bit more pirate speak but I know more pirate/sailor talk than mer talk)
Scurvy dogs
You piece of hard tack!

[Nemefish]

I think Bottom-feeder is my favorite. :)

"Dude, don't be such a guppy!"

thanks :3

[MermaidAubrin]

Bullshark!

[Bellasea]

holy carp!

Haha! One of my friends had to do a presentation about Paul Watson. One of her scenes was of Paul Watson's ship being between a whaler ship and a whale. The whaler shot a right over their heads in order to hit the whale. She wanted to say 'holy crap' but that was found inapporate for school. So instead she used 'holy carp.' :)

[Mermaid~Emi]

I know that the Homestuck web comic has a character that does a lot of fish puns.

[Gem Stone]

Lil guppy

[Mermaid Dottie]

You're such a Hammerhead! Oh, did I hurt your feelings? Maybe I should call you a nurse shark.
you're such a shrimp.
Yeah, I got expelled from my school. It was bullshark. I mean come on! Who gets expelled from a school for being a bad bass?

[Merlene]

Awesome! Thank you! Oh, and when I am here, I might as well ask for more tips ^^
It's going to be a Harry Potter larp, and it's going to be Hogwarts, like a summer camp. And one day they are going to learn about mermaids in their care of magical creatures class. The larp takes place at a hotel by a lake. We're thinking that the first class will hunt for the mermaid (me), and there is the first thing I need help with... How do they lure me to the mainland? A song, perhaps? Or with some kind of catnip for mermaids? Do you have any ideas?
And when they catch me, they will use stupefy to knock me out, and then carry me to the school where I will be in a hot tub. I will use the mermaids from Pirates f the Caribbean as an inspiration. I'm going to be evil, but when I'm imprisoned, I'll be too tired to do anything else than... small attacks. Like attracting a student to come to me, then suddenly grab his hair and splash water on him. Do you have more tips about what to do? How to act like the evil mermaid I'm supposed to be? Seductive and mean ;)

[MermaidMermeron(Cameron)]

Kelp for brains!!!

[Mer-Crazy]

Bullshark is my favourite. Had a bit of a chuckle to myself and I'll probably start using that in every day life haha

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[mermaid.duniya]

bullshark, tarn it, holy carp, son of a guppie :) :shark:

[MermaidMermeron(Cameron)]

ˣᴰ ᴹᴱᴿᴹᴬᴵᴰ curse word... (go to shell 🐚)

[Amphitrite]

Rotted fish bones! (I tried)

[Miyu]

My newest one is "Holy Moss Balls!" (I love the exclamations Batman's Robin uses). I originally said "holy fish balls", after the little fish ball snacks from Japan, but after I saw the Marimo moss balls I've fallen in love with them :)

"Oh, shrimp!" (oh, s#!*)

[Shadri]

Haha! I love the "bullshark" one, that's hilarious. I'll have to add that to my inventory of replacement swear words!

Here's one to add to the list: Oh my Cod!

[AqaticAlvara]

I'm going to use these in my mermaid story I'm working on. I needed some teen mermaid insults and slang I think these are a good place to start. It's great material, I'll probably use some of these myself too!

[Slim]

Oh fish sticks!

[Mermaid Bree]

Cod dammit...

[Mermaid Bree]

Oh, Bubble Stuff! May you get fin fungus...

[Khaleesi Daenerys]

barnacles

[Sea~Phoenix Savannah]

These are so great!

[Melamermaid_Kendra]

Move your blubber

[Princess Aegean]

That's just a bunch of bull shark

[mersheep]

Oh Cuttlefish.

[MermaidLiara]

For Atlantis's sake!

[Melamermaid_Kendra]

In neptunes name

[Agent Dragon]

I don't think anyone's said this yet: Oh my cod!


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[Mermaid Ankhali]

Squid-for-brains!

In the Forgive My Fins books, "squids" was a euphemism for male genitals ;)

[Seaspray Mermaid]

You blowfish, you're as deep as a tide pool. Don't be a barnacle about it, shrimp brain.

[Ransom]

Anything Captain Haddock says in the Tintin comics, really.

Also, "Cthulhu's (Noun)," anyone?

[SleepySiren]

"I swear to Poseidon"

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[Mermaid Ankhali]

For all you Latinx mers out there: ¡Ay crabajo!


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[SleepySiren]

Oh i got another,
"Son of a sea witch"
43000

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[Ransom]

"Oh, go harpoon yourself."

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[SleepySiren]

I hope you get caught in a tuna net

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[MermaidAine]

Go shuck an oyster!

[Mermaid Oona]

BULLSHARK!

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[SleepySiren]

I love all of these so much

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[Mermaid Oona]

Go beach yourself

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[Mermaid Ankhali]

Lol bottom-feeder sounds so rude. Somebody asked me what the worst thing you could call a mermaid is, and I responded that it's probably bottom-feeder. Although my personal favorite is still squid for brains


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[Echidna]

squid for brains



wouldn't that be a compliment?
Squid are very intelligent!

[Mermaid Ankhali]

True, but Tera Lynn Childs (author of Forgive my Fins and Fins are Forever) cemented it as an insult derived from "squid(s)" being a euphemism for the male genitalia.

[Echidna]

oh, I see!

...now if I were a squid, I'd be offended. :cthulhu:

[Mermaid Corinne]

Squid-for-brains!

In the Forgive My Fins books, "squids" was a euphemism for male genitals ;)What a squid (what a d*ck)

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[Mermaid Corinne]

Shuck you

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[Mermaid Corinne]

Go shuck yourself [emoji23]

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[Mermaid Ankhali]

What a squid (what a d*ck)

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I approve!


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[Aquos Savar]

I just say "Cod" a lot. I'm not gonna say what word is that suppoused to replace, but it's said by one of the hosts of Top Gear xD

[Ransom]

I just say "Cod" a lot. I'm not gonna say what word is that suppoused to replace, but it's said by one of the hosts of Top Gear xDDespite the fact that a show of that name remains on BBC, I think it goes by "The Grand Tour" on Amazon these days ;)