Fun Things To Do That Freak Out Total Strangers

[New York Mermaid]

**I THINK WE SHOULD TOTALLY DO A MERMAID THEMED ONE!!**


1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your collar and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When you get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when you reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a spatula and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away.

5) Walk up and down the fresh produce aisle in the supermarket and lecture the vegetables loudly on how to obtain world domination. Whenever a shopper comes close, fall silent and glare at them, and say to the produce, "We'll continue this later."

6) Follow strangers around the department store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.

7) Follow strangers around the department store and laugh hysterically every time they touch anything.

8) When there are about 6 people in the elevator, start jumping up and down singing "Sweet Home Alabama".

9) When you get onto the elevator, stare at particular people with binoculars, and inform them that they have very nice ears.

10) Stare at other people on the escalator and laugh hysterically.


If you get in trouble, tell people you are doing an experiment on human reactions and how this affects social interaction. The bigger words you use, the least likely people will be to question you further.

[Thalassa]

1) Sit down on the floor with your legs together in front of you and stare at your feet. Slowly move your legs apart, looking amazed. Close them. Open them fast, gasp with amazement. Close them. Continue to do this for as long as it amuses you.

2) Go to a sushi restaurant. Look absolutely terrified. Maybe cry a little.

3) Go to a pet store. Talk to the fish. If anyone asks what you're doing, say that you're providing relief to your incarcerated friends. Then ask, "Are visiting hours over?"

4) Inspect shoes closely. Try to touch them. If people stare, grin widely and point to your feet. "I have them, too!"

A couple of quick ideas off the top of my head. XP

[New York Mermaid]

^LOL awesome

keep it going

[AniaR]

when I was a teen I was notorious for pointing at nothing and having a conversation with my friend about it.

"did you see that?"
"the little flash?"
"yeah.. right there... just focus.... THERE did you see it?"
"omg, I totally see it, yeah right there"
*random stranger* "...?"

[Nyx]

This would need another person.
In the middle of a crowded mall, fall down suddenly and start flopping like a fish out of water while taking big gulps of air and saying "w-waterr ... I, i can't breathe ... WATER"
then have a friend spill water on you, then get up, scream "IM ALIVE" and run away.

thats all I could come up with ...

[New York Mermaid]

lol im thinking resturant or some other place- Grab a fork comb your hair with it in a amuzed manner, stare at people eating with the fork with a digusted look an continue combing your hair

[Spindrift]

Whoa completely missed this thread.

This sounds similar to "Top 25 Ways to Drive Your Roommate Crazy"


1. Every time you wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say you don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.

4. Live in the hallway for a month. Afterwards, bring all of your
stuff back into the room and tell your roommate, “Okay, your
turn.”

5. Keep a tarantula in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the
tarantula. If your roommate asks, say, “Oh, he’s around here
somewhere.”

6. While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling.
When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head,
and moan.

7. Punch a hole in the TV Set and watch it anyway, complaining
about the poor picture quality.

8. Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names.
Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate’s potato
from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate’s
potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, “He just didn’t
belong.”

9. Break the window with a rock. If your roommate protests,
explain that you were hot. Open and close the broken window as
your normally would.

10. Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate
if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on
the empty side of the room with concern.

11.When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the
phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang
up, say, “That was your mom. She said she’d call back.”

12. Sit in front of a chess board for hours, saying nothing, doing
nothing. Then, look up and say, “I think this game goes a lot faster
with two players.”

13. Talk back to your “Rice Krispies.” All of a sudden, act
offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it
up, explaining, “No, I want to watch them suffer”.

14. Scatter stuffed animals around the room. Put party hats on
them. Play loud music. When your roommate walks in, turn off the
music, take off the party hats, put away the stuffed animals, and
say, “Well, it was fun while it lasted.”

15. Unplug everything in the room except for one toaster. Pray to
the toaster. Bring it gifts. Throw some of your roommate’s
possessions out the window. Say that the toaster made you do it.

16. Wear your shoes on the wrong feet, all the time. Constantly
complain that your feet hurt.

17. Instead of turning off the light switch, smash the light bulb
with a hammer. Put a new bulb in the next day. Complain often
about the cost of new lightbulbs.

18. Whenever your roommate brushes his/her teeth, watch him/her
do so. Take notes. Write a paper on it, and circulate it around
campus. If Your roommate protests, say, “The people have a right
to know!”

19. Collect potato chips that you think look like famous people.
Find One that looks like your roommate. Burn it, and explain, “It
had to be done.”

20. Read the phone book out loud and excitedly. (“Frank Johnson!
Oh, wow! 837-9494! Holy cow!)

21. Buy a watermelon. Draw a face on it and give it a name. Ask
your roommate if the watermelon can sleep in his/her bed. If your
roommate says no, drop the watermelon out the window. Make it
look like a suicide. Say nasty things about your roommate at the
funeral.

22. Hold a raffle, offering your roommate as first prize. If he/she
protests, tell him/her that it’s all for charity.

23. Make cue cards for your roommate. Get them out whenever
you’d like to have a conversation.

24. Set up about twenty plants in an organized formation. When
your roommate walks in, pretend to be in the middle of delivering
a speech to the plants. Whisper to them, “We’ll continue this later,”
while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.

25. Keep some worms in a shoebox. When doing homework, go
and consult with the worms every so often. Then become angry,
shouting at the worms that they’re stupid and they don’t know what
they’re talking about.

[Alveric]

Go to a McDonalds, order a happy meal (Let's say it cost $2.52). Go to a different McDonalds, order the exact same meal. When you get to the window hand them the meal you previously bought and say, "That'll be $2.52."

[Bellasea]

Ask for zero-calorie water...

[Ayla of Duluth]

-Wear shirt that says ¨Life.¨ Hand out lemons on street corne


-Go into a crowded elevator and say,¨I bet you´re all wondering why i gathered you here,¨ with a straight face


-Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public


-Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is ¨C¨. Enjoy the show.


-Wait until someone is about to sneeze. Right before they do, loudly scream ¨PIKA PIKAAA!!¨


-Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell ¨It worked!¨ and run out cheering


-Invite someone into your office, turn around in office and say, ¨I´ve been expecting you...¨


-Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.


-Follow joggers around in a car blasting ¨Eye of the Tiger¨ for encouragement.

[Azurin Luna]

Go to the movie and wait for a quiet part in the movie and then make a plopping sound with your mouth... and if you are good enough dripping water sound (my bro is able to do that)

Go to a rollercoaster and then and the end of the ride yawn widely and say, "Well that was a good wake up" and walk off.

[Mermaid Bella]

stagger down a hallway, swaying and bumping into the walls and fellow hallway-goers, keep looking at your legs then exclaiming to people "how are you people used to this??!!"

stay in a hotel with a pool and a bar, wear your tail in the bar, sit on a stool, ask other patrons if it seems "dry in here"

flick your hair aggressively, dust off your lap and hands, shake like a wet dog in a crowded room, then when everyone stops and stares say "....sand"

get dressed in full mer gear, go to a shopping centre and sing "part of your world" off key to random strangers. pin one down and sing in their face, assuring them that you are rescuing them from their sinking ship. call out for grimsby.

go to the market and buy a crab, make it bob around like a puppet and talk for it in a jamacan accent, argue with your crab about how the fluke is infact... NOT! the duke of soul.


that took me an hour to make up. heh heh

[Winged Mermaid]

-Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public


HA!

[Bellasea]

Play the calm down game. Heres how:

ask a stranger, "do you want to play the calm down game?" If the stranger says no, move on. If he says yes or asks what the game is, then grab him by his shoulders and while shaking him yell at him to calm done! It is really fun to watch people's reactions :)

[spottedcatfish]

This is more of a fun thing to do. But go to a resort with a pool bar and wear your tail in the water. Order a drink for your best friend, flounder. lol

[babsannee]

Wear your tail in the pool. swim around frantically trying to get out saying, "I just woke up in here, the water tastes funny, where am I?" etc.