Dana Mermaid in Stuff Mermaids Say

[Ashe]

So, i just wanted to share with you guys one of my favorite videos with one of my favorite mermaids! I laugh so hard i cry EVERY time!!! Heres the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfyY7kxoEz4

What are some things you guys think mermaids would say on a day to day basis?
Maybe someone can actually post the video directly on this page? I have no idea lol!

[Koral]

That was a great laugh!

I say things like...

grumpygills (someone being grumpy, dur, thanks Finding Nemo!)
bubblehead[ed] (ditsy, dimwitted, "dumb" in the playful sense)
seaslug (slow person)
bubbleheaded seaslug (slow-minded, super ditsy and out of it)
shark (conniving, ruthless person, or someone that makes an attack physically or mentally on you)
crab/crabby (an irritable person, like grumpygills)
"getting a sea urchin up their butt" (knickers in a twist)
guppy (landlubber equivalent to "chicken" or "pansy")
pet (landlubber that is a friend or lover)
morsel (a landlubber you find incredibly attractive that you'd like to "gobble up")

No videos yet, but soon I hope.