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Winged Mermaid
08-30-2011, 04:44 PM
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Posts: 912
02/09/11 00:59:58
So, I don't know about the rest of you, but merfolk have been a bit of an obsession with me for years :P I was always mermaid enthusiast, but the obsession came with the discovery of swimmable tails several years ago. So let's come out with it! I'll start- you guys continue the list!


You know you're obsessed with merfolk when..



1. You start a online forum dedicated to merfolk costuming
2. You spend way too much time Admining and/or posting on said forum
3. Said forum actually becomes popular
7. You discover there can actually be a lot of drama in the merfolk community
4. You have an alternate Facebook account for all of your merfolk friends
5. You get mermaid or merman "urges", meaning you see a pretty body body of water and get a strong urge to swim in it with or without your tail
6. Your friends and family actually get sick of hearing about your mer stuff all the time
7. You think about big incriments of money in relevance to how many tails you would be able to buy with it (Ex: That's 1 1/2 Mike Van Daal Latex tails worth!)
8. You think of smaller increments of money in how many cool mer accessories you could buy (Ex: That's 1 octopus, one mermaid wreath, and a mermaid hair clip's worth..)
9. You want to put down a lot more but want to save some for the other people, who may or may not be as obsessive as you are. http://static.yuku.com/domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif





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Posts: 4
02/09/11 08:00:04
... when you back up your hard drive and realize that 200 GB of that 240 GB comes from mermaid pictures and film clips (true story).http://seatails.org/sites/default/files/pixture_reloaded_logo.png




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Posts: 109
02/09/11 09:16:11
. . . when you don't pack as many clothiing and shoes for a trip, so that you have the extra suitcase airline allowance for your mermaid tail instead.



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Posts: 131
02/09/11 17:43:30
You have the urge to doodle mermaids all the time in sketchbooks and random pieces of paper.
You have to explain said doodles of mermaids to random people :)
You are counting all of your money to buy things when you don't even have a job (ah sad story)
You spend at least an hour or two a day surfing random mermaid sites
Those two hours are instead of doing homework O.e
When it snowed, you had the urge to take a picture in it, wearing a mermaid tail :D



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Posts: 20
02/09/11 18:59:42
Winged Mermaid: You have so many spot on with me! Oh dear.

Jewel de Lune -- I can def. agree with many of yours! I actually have a shoot in the snow coming up next week :D

Adding my own:

You look at interesting spaces--the steps down to the basement, the mall, the hallway to your bedroom, the inside of a museum--the garden--and picture yourself swimming through these spaces filled with water. (I did this at work all the time! Imagining myself swimming through the store as if I were flying)



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Posts: 912
02/09/11 20:05:58

Mermaid Sora wrote:You look at interesting spaces--the steps down to the basement, the mall, the hallway to your bedroom, the inside of a museum--the garden--and picture yourself swimming through these spaces filled with water. (I did this at work all the time! Imagining myself swimming through the store as if I were flying)


I use to do that all the time! I would often pretend I was a mermaid when I was a child, "swimming" through the house, pretending it was under water. Worked well for a land locked mer ;) I had a dream a few weeks back where I could just swim-fly through the air. I had a beautiful tail too- one of my best mer dreams thus far. Only to be topped by the one where I was swimming with Hannah and we were friends and we both had magical mer powers ^_^;





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Posts: 20
02/10/11 06:58:01

Winged Mermaid wrote:
Mermaid Sora wrote:You look at interesting spaces--the steps down to the basement, the mall, the hallway to your bedroom, the inside of a museum--the garden--and picture yourself swimming through these spaces filled with water. (I did this at work all the time! Imagining myself swimming through the store as if I were flying)


I use to do that all the time! I would often pretend I was a mermaid when I was a child, "swimming" through the house, pretending it was under water. Worked well for a land locked mer ;) I had a dream a few weeks back where I could just swim-fly through the air. I had a beautiful tail too- one of my best mer dreams thus far. Only to be topped by the one where I was swimming with Hannah and we were friends and we both had magical mer powers ^_^;


Yes! Oh, my first house was always full of water... as was the mall I worked at in Japan Town SF! It led to many drawings..

Those sound like lovely dreams! ^o^ What an experience swimming with Hannah would be.. with mer-powers!
I've had one where I swam through the air... but I've yet to have the magical mer dream!





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Posts: 120
02/10/11 10:49:18
1. You are asked by a teacher to tell the class something interesting about yourself, and the first thing you think of is that you're a mermaid.
2. You look in your fishtank and get jealous because your fish get to swim all day with their tails.
3. You know what the words: neoprene, createx, sillicone, latex, and monofin are AND get excited when you see them.
4. Your New Year's resolution is to hold your breath for a longer period of time.
5. Your next vacation is semi-based on where you can get great pictures in your tail.



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Posts: 250
02/10/11 15:42:55
Your ideal dream is not of flying but of swimming.

Winged Mermaid
08-30-2011, 04:52 PM
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Posts: 76
02/11/11 12:47:35

-You know your obsessed with merfolk when you start looking at everything you see as a potential scale pattern to make a tail.
From trash cans: http://i707.photobucket.com/albums/ww80/balthizaar/trashcan.jpg

To floor tiles: http://i707.photobucket.com/albums/ww80/balthizaar/tile.jpg lol



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Posts: 121
02/13/11 05:33:01

When you talk about your mermaid-ing business in your college application essay.





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Posts: 230
02/13/11 14:56:28

If you can't think of anything better to do than take a bath in a tail because you are so desperate to get into the water..... ANY water.





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Posts: 27
02/16/11 03:21:20

So many good ones. :)

You have dreams about being a mermaid, swimming in different oceans. Some dark and scary, some colorful and beautiful with treassure.
And when you wake from a dream, frustrated because you didn't get into the water for some reason. Feeling like you missed a great swim.
You create a blogg dedicated to Mermaids.
When you watch every mermaid series and film you come across.





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Posts: 208
02/17/11 15:55:38

when you go on youtube,flickr, n mer.yuku ERDAY after school to see whats new on the site

-thats when your obsessed





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Posts: 250
02/20/11 07:44:14

You check every mer's facebook page every day to look for new pictures and videos before they are uploaded to youtube.

Winged Mermaid
08-30-2011, 04:56 PM
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Posts: 912
03/06/11 16:39:26

You leap with joy and run into a sea shell store giggling madly because the store is having a 70% off all shells, 50% off everything else sale!

You manage so spend over $40 at said seashell store XD





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Posts: 65
03/09/11 15:47:49

when you come up with stories of how you became a mermaid and a whole character bio too. =)





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Posts: 202
03/10/11 16:24:16

...when you can't find any new mermaid pictures to look at

I was watching some montage mermaid videos with my boyfriend:
me: already seen that clip, and that one, and that one, and that one...

...when you order new materials and you check the shipment tracking in between every class all day and every 30 minutes when you are home (



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Posts: 11
05/10/11 05:36:34

When you start to scribble mermaids on aany peices of paper you can find ( I know this has been said)
you brake your calculater trying to decide the best deal on mermaid tails you have been staring at with longing for hours
when you think "beach" you think "mermaid tail"
When if you had three wishes, you would most definetly ask to be a mermaid when you wanted to be
when you find there have been swimmable mermaid tails on the market you feel like you have to scream with joyhttp://static.yuku.com/domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/smile.gif





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Posts: 1
06/11/11 18:50:20

When the first time you go to your neighborhood pool with your new tail you overhear a mother saying to her son: "Look the girl has another one!"

When whenever you see a color that you like you picture in your mind how pretty it would look on a tail

When you call Comfort Inn Suits to ask them if you can use their indoor pool during the winter because you cannot stand not having a place to swim (they said "no" by the way :(...)

You go to see Pirates 4 and all you can think about the entire movie is how awesome the animators did on the mermaids tails






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Posts: 912
06/11/11 23:39:15

You have people coming up to you at your mail box, neighborhood laundry room, ect asking, "Hey aren't you the mermaid??" then being told how awesome you are (Oooh yeah!! :DD).

When someone mentions another state/country/ect you can think of at least one mermaid or merman you know in said area. However you try not to mention this too much as to not freak people out.





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Posts: 134
06/12/11 06:32:01

When you compare the lottery winnings to how many mermaid tails you can buy with the money : )





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Posts: 21
06/15/11 20:35:50


when you imagine yourself swim/flying along side the car where ever and when ever your in a moving vehicle! Lol!





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Posts: 88
06/21/11 13:55:18

When your constantly checking Mer Yuku for new posts!!! :) Or listening to music at work all day...day dreaming about how that song would look in a mermaid video!!!!

Winged Mermaid
08-30-2011, 05:04 PM
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Posts: 208
06/21/11 17:26:23
when almost all your wall photos on fb are mermaids or LIKED every mermaid page u can find



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Posts: 38
06/22/11 20:35:34
When someone asks what you're favorite sport is and you say Mermaiding:)



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Posts: 35
06/23/11 17:32:00
When you are an artist and all of you projects have to do with mermaids: PICTURE (http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn133/rikku_22pic/2958680.jpg)




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Posts: 15
07/01/11 07:42:54
You know your obsesed with merfolk when--
1. You want to live underwater or have the floor of your house built like a pool and want your bed to be a waterproof kelp-style mattress so you can swim in your mertail all the time.
2. You want to build a store that sells merfolk items
3. Said store has a pool instead of floor and low,waterproof shelving.
4. Said store ends up being built.
5. Said store ends up attracting more merfolk than you ever thought would come.
6. Said store hosts merfolk-only parties in recently built pool complete with fish and plant life.
7. You think about merfolk rather than draw them.
8. You end up dating a fellow merperson.
9. You end up marrying a fellow merperson.http://static.yuku.com/domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif
10. You and your fellow merfolk end up starting a merfolk-only community somewhere.
11. Said community has pool-like canals instead of streets for swimming.
12. Said community has general parking area and residents use boats to transfer groceries to their houses.
13. Said community has a central pool and grilling area with a swim-up dining table and counter for parties.
14. Looking at all things mermaid never gets tiring.
15. Your friends can't understand how you like merfolk so much.
16. Your house is ocean-themed inside. http://static.yuku.com/domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif
17. Your friends start getting interested in merfolk.
18. Your kids start getting interested in merfolk and make tails for themselves.
19. When your interest in merfolk rivals your other major interests in life.
20. When you notice that you start watching mermaid shows randomly.
21. When you make a pajama mermaid tail bc you really wanted a tail.







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Posts: 9
07/19/11 11:27:12

*You spend the weekend at your aunt's house where you paint a detailed picture of mermaids frolicking in the ocean and create a mermaid stained glass piece for your bedroom window.
*You draw mermaids in your notebooks and write stories about them.
*You write and autobiography in your notebook telling the tale of your mermaid obsession.
*You clean gutters and move rotting sandbags from around a lady's swimming pool to make money to finish your tail.
*you have a very nice collection of mermaid dolls, books, movies, and other things.
*You have seen every mermaids movie you can get your hands on.
*You join a mermaid forum to feel less alone! ;D
*You rent The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning from the video store and you're not a little kid.

*You put on your tail for no reason. Just to feel mermaid-y.






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Posts: 15
07/23/11 09:59:48

This may be the ultimate deciding factor in an obsession with mermaids: When you can't decide between buying a house on land and having a pool or buying a houseboat instead and mermaiding in the ocean or anywhere you can cruise to, like the Bahamas.

merboy78xy
01-02-2012, 12:15 PM
...when you go through your storage unit of all the junk your parents have been lugging around since you were a kid, and as you go through them you realize all of the drawings you did were of mermaids, or ariel, or the splash tail.
...when you get uber-excited cause you happened to eat at the Hard Rock Cafe that has Madison's actual tail framed on it's wall, and you sheepishly ask your friend if you can take a pic of it with their camera, cause you HAVE to document this moment!
...when one of your earliest memories is asking santa for mermaid dolls. *blush*
...when you end up in a tropical location and your body screams at you to get a tail!
...when you have a whole secret folder on your computer with every mermaid pic you can find from online in a well organized manner.
...when you have mermaiding dreams and you've never actually worn a tail before!
...when you have to break it to your spouse that you have this obsession and ask for support in living out your mer-dreams (I just did this last night!)

Gem Stone
02-01-2012, 10:59 PM
...when you comonly use words such as;
-bull shark
-hugs, fishes, and mermaid kisses! <3
-bubbles (or bubbly)
-carp!
-swishy!
...when you can't focus on work and mess up your filing because of dreaming about your tail you haven't made yet (cough cough)
... when walk into a store and ask where the waterproof makeup is.
... when you spend more time talking to people on previously said forum for mermaids than you do people in real life.
... when you hold your breath longer than you should under water just to get that last glimpse of sea life before you come up
... when you have a journal only for your mermaidy things
... when you have fish (fake of course) in your soap
... when you can name your favorite tail before your favorite family member
... when you want to sleep in your tail just so you might fool yourself in to thinking youre a real mermaid for a few moments when you wake up
... when you google search more about Hannah Fraser and other mermaids before you google about homework
... when you would sooner daydream about mermaids than watch tv

Mermaid Miel
02-09-2012, 09:08 AM
-When buying one new tail is more exciting than three potential Jobs... and your still almost broke.
-When ALL your dates involve a swimming pool
-When everyone at the local pool knows your swim schedule... and plans their swim classes so your favourite little swimming area is free of school kids! (but only because mermaids are too distracting.)
-When you have bought a new tail... but you are already designing/comissioning another new tail.
-When you spend $30 at a secondhand store in order to buy 10 mermaid dolls... in one visit. (4 Ariels, 2 Porcelain, 3 Barbies and 1 generic.)
.......And you tell your laughing partner that they clearly needed to be rescued.

Nate Walis
02-09-2012, 10:33 AM
-When you're working on a commissioned short story for a client and you're thinking before you have the characters and plot nailed down - where can I squeeze a mermaid into it?
-When you're sitting down to write a piece of fiction and you really have to ask yourself - will people want to read another mermaid story after the last twelve you wrote?
-When you're sat watching TV and catch a glimpse of Miss World and wonder - why don't they have a mermaid costume section instead of a swimming costume segment?

Mermaid Azira
08-20-2012, 01:12 PM
When you design tails for everybody in your head to match their personality.