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emma11
04-30-2014, 02:39 PM
Has anyone else seen these yet?

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=858917434125840&substory_index=0&id=130816216935969

I love the look but whoa are they low in the front. Anyone wearing this would have to be careful about shaving.




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Mermaid Wesley
04-30-2014, 03:25 PM
Oi I saw them a while back. All I can think is: ow chafing!


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AniaR
04-30-2014, 03:34 PM
Lol....

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Mermaid Isabel(:
04-30-2014, 03:42 PM
I think a scale bikini would be super cute but I'm not sure how well measuring for different people's body types would be. Tails are already hard to measure for and get right but something so form fitting and close to areas that need to be covered... It should be interesting to see how it works when the "model" for swimwear isn't right in front of him. I hope it works though I think it has potential

Little_Orca
04-30-2014, 03:42 PM
Well, if that is what mermen are packing, no wonder mermaids are seeking sailors and pirates...

Little_Orca
04-30-2014, 03:43 PM
(( Much love to our mermen here. ;) ))

Mermaid Wesley
04-30-2014, 03:56 PM
Oh jeeze. I laughed out loud in class and had to cover it with a cough XD


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Aziara
04-30-2014, 03:59 PM
Those look dreadfully uncomfortable.....

AniaR
04-30-2014, 04:24 PM
Well, if that is what mermen are packing, no wonder mermaids are seeking sailors and pirates...

I just snorted my smoothie right out my nose. LOL

Merman Arion
04-30-2014, 04:35 PM
I just snorted my smoothie right out my nose. LOL

I laughed too.

Little Orca is right though. Hence why I'm only hunting black sailors and pirates. Mucho hotness with them and plenty of beefcake ;)

LOL :lol:


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Ariadne
04-30-2014, 04:38 PM
Hee! I love our shameless mer-family!

Merman Arion
04-30-2014, 04:38 PM
As for the scale bottom, I'm not impressed by them.
First, it's way too small for that kind of butt cheeks and second, I feel bad for the model because it's a terrible choice of colors : it looked like he peed on himself :p And in my opinion, the mertailor logo is ruining the back side.

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PearlieMae
04-30-2014, 04:46 PM
Well, if that is what mermen are packing, no wonder mermaids are seeking sailors and pirates...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I just don't want to be around when those get peeled off at the end of a hot day at the beach... the odor is probably going to be OH DEAR!

MerEmma
04-30-2014, 05:49 PM
I like the idea of them still, but those are much too small. I definitely am not favorable to showing that much. Nothing wrong with it, but...yeah. Too small...

Mermaid Wesley
04-30-2014, 06:04 PM
Lol that cracks me up. I was around boys in speedos for a few years (swim and water polo) and this didnt strike me as small at all XD maybe i'm just used to it lol

MerEmma
04-30-2014, 06:16 PM
I'm on a swim team and see it all the time, but I still think this one is a bit too small. It's not flattering at all, imo. :P

Merman Arion
04-30-2014, 06:18 PM
Well, it's the wrong choice of size for those big cheeks, that's for sure :p


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Mermaid Wesley
04-30-2014, 06:20 PM
Oh, yeah. My school's team had this idea that the smaller the speedo the faster you would swim -_-' It certainly isn't flattering lol

AniaR
04-30-2014, 06:33 PM
listen people. listen. listen. this can be done right. and when it's done right. It's amazing....

https://24.media.tumblr.com/ae43adae1aeb20e53fa726b254e284ce/tumblr_n2il4zagPf1qkremvo1_500.gif

https://24.media.tumblr.com/abc53e3788b815f3af15064c6db16ad2/tumblr_n4udphxZQh1s0ocujo5_r3_500.gif

https://31.media.tumblr.com/f80cb5fbc22a5a66af03559526e51005/tumblr_msnbw8I4UQ1sxhdaxo1_400.gif

https://31.media.tumblr.com/578f4a1f9eecc7c944b7b2721880fdbb/tumblr_mq880nN38Y1s0dr8co1_500.gif

https://31.media.tumblr.com/c2e9cfaa2a6e390dfcc91f23360eb4bc/tumblr_n1jiddMXNO1sil9tao1_500.gif

https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_matozqF7tZ1rn95k2o1_500.gif

https://31.media.tumblr.com/f7ceb9906152e79a63bacb6dedd7d906/tumblr_n0wye9LGAe1qkremvo2_250.gif

https://24.media.tumblr.com/bf2deb0fd24fe394df43a0897a011848/tumblr_mn86kznLax1qzdpr4o1_500.gif

https://24.media.tumblr.com/f5dccfe9251b76a8fff76c69f0993991/tumblr_myn5q4fSH31tnw7u7o4_400.gif

https://31.media.tumblr.com/6c67d890d33ea1b97360aa88b378a485/tumblr_inline_mi3zn0HRu91r92nht.gif

https://24.media.tumblr.com/87ee8a88c9fc7c29b2d88828bc25636c/tumblr_mo0ldyj3c51srsrwpo8_250.gif

https://24.media.tumblr.com/55dde8bb7aa19a905656a112997b94cf/tumblr_n2nq99xVe61tnw7u7o2_500.gif

https://31.media.tumblr.com/bc56a117f0999390d89ea8fa5cd2624c/tumblr_inline_mfdxtrYF7f1qlis6z.gif


Seriously though, with such little space to work with across tight fabric base, I see the silicone cracking and breaking, and I also think there's no way for man or ladie parts to breathe and dry out, so increases the risk of yeast infections for both :p

Merman Arion
04-30-2014, 06:40 PM
Ps : someone give me that man with the blue swimsuit. I will marry him right away :D


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AniaR
04-30-2014, 06:46 PM
hahaha make a point. HAHAHAHAH hhahshshshHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHA

sorry.

meep.

Merman Arion
04-30-2014, 06:53 PM
Sorry for what? Don't apologize because you laughed. It's healthy lol ;)


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Mermaid Wesley
04-30-2014, 06:55 PM
Oh Jesus Christ i'm trying to control the giggles but cannot gaahhh bad time for a class. (lookin good, Arion!)

Squall
04-30-2014, 07:24 PM
Too small for my liking, even if I had a decent body I wouldn't get them in that size. The speedos I recently bought I thought were small but they still give better coverage than those. Also the logo on the back is not good. Is a nice idea though, I'll give them that.

Little_Orca
04-30-2014, 08:53 PM
Sweet, Sweet Neptune, Raina.... I think my mertender may be in trouble if you keep posting those pictures!

Mermaid Jaffa
04-30-2014, 09:01 PM
All I can think of right now from looking at that is, roast potatoes and a barbecued sausage.

Ariadne
04-30-2014, 09:06 PM
Frenchie, you hotness! xoxo

Mermaid Isabel(:
04-30-2014, 09:11 PM
I am so so happy right now Raina bless you haha im just sitting here with a giant grin on my face and Arion all I have to say is dat booty! Haha someone does a lot of squats :P

Mermaid Aalayah
04-30-2014, 09:18 PM
These bottoms look kinda cool, when the girls ones come out and if they arent too expensive I might buy a pair to try them out.

Mermaid Jaffa
04-30-2014, 09:29 PM
I dunno... Wearing silicone panties and then wearing silicone tail...

Baked Fish Sticks anyone?

Didn't we have a discussion already somewhere about wearing non breathable silicone undies?

PearlieMae
04-30-2014, 10:23 PM
All I can think of right now from looking at that is, roast potatoes and a barbecued sausage.

I was going to post that my evening just got better, but THAT made me laugh loud enough to scare the cats!

Phoenix Mermaid
04-30-2014, 11:29 PM
Well, if that is what mermen are packing, no wonder mermaids are seeking sailors and pirates...

That.......is the greatest comment ever :clap:

Phoenix Mermaid
04-30-2014, 11:34 PM
I love how Raina put fawning anime girls in between the guy gifs! :thumbs-up:

Starfrit
05-01-2014, 09:59 PM
This entire thread is GOLDEN oh my god. Triton bless these amazing comments!

I seriously don't know how I feel about the silicone, to be honest-- I mean, for a bra (and apparently he IS working on a women's line) I wouldn't mind, but for there... As someone who doesn't completely shave down there (TMI I'M SORRY) all I can think of is "That better not just be raw silicone inside!!" The pulling, the chafing... Ugh! x_o

Hell, it doesn't even cover the MODEL's hair! If you're going to show off your new product and attempt to convince people to actually buy it, at least pick a flattering size so it actually covers what it's supposed to cover!

Also, I honestly hate that Mertailor logo on the back. When Eric first posted the rear-view photo of it it took me forever to realize that that was his logo, it honestly just looked like the scales got mangled and he tried to cover it up with paint!

All in all: Good idea in theory. In practice, though... Might need a bit of re-twerking.


**EDIT** I JUST REALIZED I ACCIDENTALLY SAID "RE-TWERKING" INSTEAD OF "RE-TWEAKING" AND NOW I'M PICTURING TWERKING MERMEN AND I'M LAUGHING TOO HARD AND NOW I'M NEVER FIXING THAT TYPO EVER.

Ilyena
05-01-2014, 10:10 PM
Tiere: I think my laughing from your edit disrupted my office area lol. But agree nonetheless with the 'twerking'.

The side straps look a little thin...like one wrong move and *SNAP*

PearlieMae
05-01-2014, 10:39 PM
Re-twerking...

I'm going to spend the rest of the evening cleaning up the cheerios I snarfed out my nose.

Mermaid Momo
05-01-2014, 11:59 PM
Imagine how much water they'll hold! It makes me uncomfortable just thinking about it.


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jukumerboii
05-02-2014, 02:50 AM
I personally wouldn't be able to wear these just because they are too small for my uh..."friends". He should have made them in brief shape?! Idk! I mean they cute though. The logo should have been on the inside TBH.

jukumerboii
05-02-2014, 02:51 AM
But these look 10x better for us mermen while on land 20523

Mermaid Wesley
05-02-2014, 03:00 AM
Did you all see his prototype? Talk about seams in undesirable places lol


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Nicky-Katz
05-02-2014, 03:27 AM
This just looks like something that has escaped from some kind of a fetishist :D
Not that I have something against it, but definately those are not for water use...

Mermaid Jaffa
05-02-2014, 09:06 AM
But these look 10x better for us mermen while on land 20523

You can buy those from Fin Fun but they only have them in kids sizes.

Merman Arion
05-02-2014, 09:07 AM
Personally, I don't think us, men, can pull off these scales shorts. It's too shiny to be masculine


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Merman Dan
05-02-2014, 10:48 AM
I would still wear a cod-piece with that ;)

PearlieMae
05-02-2014, 11:17 AM
Personally, I don't think us, men, can pull off these scales shorts. It's too shiny to be masculine
I thought pulling them off would be a bonus. ;)


I would still wear a cod-piece with that ;)
Wouldn't that be wiggly and uncomfortable?

Little_Orca
05-02-2014, 02:50 PM
I would still wear a cod-piece with that ;)

What about a squid-piece? (Sorry, I had to post this for the halibut... I couldn't kelp myself.)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6GaifMj_qFQ/SLGocPwSb8I/AAAAAAAAAMA/unZjHuZhBQM/s1600-h/Codpiece+003.jpg


(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6GaifMj_qFQ/SLGocPwSb8I/AAAAAAAAAMA/unZjHuZhBQM/s1600-h/Codpiece+003.jpg)

Mermaid Wesley
05-02-2014, 02:56 PM
*dies laughing*


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JessieMermaid
05-02-2014, 03:00 PM
*dies from laughing at the twerking and squid peice*

Merman Arion
05-02-2014, 03:22 PM
Omg... This is so disturbing :eek:


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PearlieMae
05-02-2014, 03:24 PM
oh HELL no!

JessieMermaid
05-02-2014, 03:26 PM
Its hilarious!!!!!!

Little_Orca
05-02-2014, 03:55 PM
BEWARE OF CROTCH'THULU!!!!

JessieMermaid
05-02-2014, 04:13 PM
BEWARE OF CROTCH'THULU!!!!

/\ im done LO for the win!

Azurin Luna
05-02-2014, 04:26 PM
Lol! My bf is wondering why I'm laughing so much at my laptop, but this topic is to die for :D

AptaMer
05-02-2014, 04:38 PM
You guys better not go too far- or I might just post a picture of Borat in his infamous man-sling

Now that's a suit that too small- LOL :jawdrop:

Fun123joker
05-02-2014, 04:39 PM
Personally, I don't think us, men, can pull off these scales shorts. It's too shiny to be masculine


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Nothing is too shiny to be masculine! >=D


BEWARE OF CROTCH'THULU!!!!

this is it. this is mernetwork.

cephalopod? more like cephalocod (you know cod as in cod piece ahah he he....i'll go)

AniaR
05-02-2014, 05:20 PM
What about a squid-piece? (Sorry, I had to post this for the halibut... I couldn't kelp myself.)

Have we already forgotten the crotch-to-pus? *shutters* the days of the nude eric plus real octopus on his crotch.

mermaid_lover
05-02-2014, 05:22 PM
I almost dropped my phone of laughing :D

Best ( verry rong) topic ever!

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JessieMermaid
05-02-2014, 05:36 PM
Have we already forgotten the crotch-to-pus? *shutters* the days of the nude eric plus real octopus on his crotch.

OMG!!! Should I be glad I wasn't around for that? Or is it epic enough to bring back to the surface?

Merman Arion
05-02-2014, 05:39 PM
Have we already forgotten the crotch-to-pus? *shutters* the days of the nude eric plus real octopus on his crotch.

Seriously??




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Kishiko
05-02-2014, 05:54 PM
Oh my God I just died of laughter because of this thread XD

Merman Arion
05-02-2014, 05:58 PM
I thought pulling them off would be a bonus. ;)

I didn't see it before. I admit it´s my favorite part lol ;)


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Mermaid Jaffa
05-02-2014, 09:16 PM
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!

Best way to get banned from all the swimming pools and hotels with pools, beaches, ponds etc! EVERYWHERE!!

People will be like, "Oh its that guy again. Don't let him get his octopus out. It frightens the children!"

AniaR
05-02-2014, 09:17 PM
don't tell me you seriously forgot...

http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/101030/20/4ccce1d8b5702.jpg


side note, in trying to track down this image I came across this review from a while back: http://www.blouinartinfo.com/blog/image-conscious/ann-liv-youngs-mermaid-meltdown-at-abrons-art-center quote: The answer undoubtedly is no. In fact, I would venture to say that Young wouldn't want any critic to cover her performance whatsoever. Why, you may ask? Well, you could count the endless technical failures, or that her costume, a gaudy mermaid tail (created by none other than the Mertailor LLC) kept falling off, or her moments of fuming anger when these and other things went wrong <the reviewer was pretty angry about whatever show she saw lol

Merman Arion
05-02-2014, 09:31 PM
side note, in trying to track down this image I came across this review from a while back: http://www.blouinartinfo.com/blog/image-conscious/ann-liv-youngs-mermaid-meltdown-at-abrons-art-center quote: The answer undoubtedly is no. In fact, I would venture to say that Young wouldn't want any critic to cover her performance whatsoever. Why, you may ask? Well, you could count the endless technical failures, or that her costume, a gaudy mermaid tail (created by none other than the Mertailor LLC) kept falling off, or her moments of fuming anger when these and other things went wrong <the reviewer was pretty angry about whatever show she saw lol

This live performance from the review Raina just found... Words are missing. I don't know what to say :help:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ8mLqG2_sM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNkGrd2DYuc

Starfrit
05-02-2014, 09:31 PM
don't tell me you seriously forgot...

http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/101030/20/4ccce1d8b5702.jpg



http://i.imgur.com/yJ2kX2z.gif

wh... why​

AniaR
05-02-2014, 09:36 PM
that video needs a bigger warning label than the photo. VIEW AT OWN RISK. lol

PearlieMae
05-02-2014, 09:44 PM
WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT???

Merman Arion
05-02-2014, 09:46 PM
don't tell me you seriously forgot...

http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/101030/20/4ccce1d8b5702.jpg

http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2011/10/bc0c625e09cb910643bd4913ff841b85.gif?1319838199

Ariadne
05-02-2014, 09:47 PM
My eyes! Talk about cruelty to animals!

Ariadne
05-02-2014, 09:51 PM
re: the live "performance" - what exactly is supposed to be going on there???

side note: I love how everyone in the audience tries desperately to avoid being touched by the floundering merboobage!

Merman Arion
05-02-2014, 09:53 PM
re: the live "performance" - what exactly is supposed to be going on there???

side note: I love how everyone in the audience tries desperately to avoid being touched by the floundering merboobage!

Well, according to the article where Raina found the review, it was supposed to be... ART. :doh:

Echidna
05-02-2014, 10:00 PM
WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT???

^^

Kishiko
05-02-2014, 10:11 PM
This live performance from the review Raina just found... Words are missing. I don't know what to say :help:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ8mLqG2_sM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNkGrd2DYuc

No words..............

Mermaid Wesley
05-02-2014, 10:38 PM
Oh.... My.... Holy shit.... I'm so.... What...


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MerEmma
05-02-2014, 10:45 PM
I'm so confused. In the first one she's trying to be a puppet I guess? And the second one everyone is just like totally trying to avoid her and they all look so confused. Like me. :P

Merman Arion
05-02-2014, 10:49 PM
I'm so confused. In the first one she's trying to be a puppet I guess? And the second one everyone is just like totally trying to avoid her and they all look so confused. Like me. :P

No Emma. Actually, she's acting like she's battling with the "fishing pole" from one sailor, his string attached to her mic while the other one is "supporting" her.

AniaR
05-02-2014, 10:51 PM
supporting her or molesting her?! lol

Merman Dan
05-02-2014, 10:51 PM
don't tell me you seriously forgot...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWMQpjycB-w

Mermaid Jaffa
05-02-2014, 10:56 PM
Yuk! That guy on the beach with the octopus snacking on his jewels... Ugh! Definitely nightmares tonight!

Merman Arion
05-02-2014, 11:01 PM
supporting her or molesting her?! lol

Yeah... The fact that she was topless does make her performance more awkward.


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AniaR
05-02-2014, 11:20 PM
https://31.media.tumblr.com/a0207fbf356c7eb69d4670a0c8cdfd0e/tumblr_n2oq0djnlF1tw0hmho1_500.gif

Echidna
05-02-2014, 11:25 PM
she was? didn't even notice lol!

I was probs too absorbed with trying to protect my ears from the hollering she was doing.

Fun123joker
05-02-2014, 11:37 PM
i feel so bad for the octopus in the photo and the kids in the video. its kinda scary if ya ask me.

AniaR
05-02-2014, 11:41 PM
maybe you'd enjoy this version better...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrJz9Dh5MsM

Kishiko
05-02-2014, 11:50 PM
I don't know how this is considered "art" by anyone. Lol did anyone else notice the lady standing in the doorway plugging her ears XD

Mermaid Riia
05-03-2014, 02:25 AM
Hahaha omg!!!! :::D this is not art, it's modern art lol it's a fine line between brilliance and idiocy. We had a guy here in the biggest finnish modern art gallery and he put sh*it and blood in the blender and called it art with poker face on. I laughed 2weeks straight

Kishiko
05-03-2014, 09:48 AM
maybe you'd enjoy this version better...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrJz9Dh5MsM

Strange..... yet still more bearable than the Ann liv young one :thumbdown:

Merman Dan
05-03-2014, 10:06 AM
A name for his line of swimwear?

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards/cardscans/fishballs.jpg

Mermaid Jaffa
05-03-2014, 10:21 AM
A name for his line of swimwear?

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards/cardscans/fishballs.jpg

Nooooo! They're my nephew's fave Chinese food!

Merman Dan
05-03-2014, 10:27 AM
Nooooo! They're my nephew's fave Chinese food!

Well, there's always the common name for the Halichoeres bivittatus fish. One of these days, I will use that as the name for a boat.

AniaR
05-03-2014, 11:14 AM
I worked at an art gallery for 6 years and saw a lot of weird things people called art. Some I could see, others I felt like they were just trolling us all. lol but yeah that yoko ono video is pretty brutal.

Little_Orca
05-04-2014, 03:45 AM
This live performance from the review Raina just found... Words are missing. I don't know what to say :help:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ8mLqG2_sM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNkGrd2DYuc

http://img.pandawhale.com/42497-Little-Mermaid-awkward-gif-JiOb.gif

Coradion
05-07-2014, 11:36 PM
Lol that cracks me up. I was around boys in speedos for a few years (swim and water polo) and this didnt strike me as small at all XD maybe i'm just used to it lol


I was gonna say the same thing, comp swimmer and polo player for 13 years and this looks pretty normal to me. When you have about 4 square inches of material covering you it's like "oh, wow! This suit is super modest!"

Joy&RaptorsUnrestrained!
05-08-2014, 01:09 AM
Hmm... I can see the appeal of them, but I agree that they probably wouldn't be comfortable, they made a poor choice for scale color and/or model, and honestly, they don't do anything that says "Merman" to anyone any more than a woman in a tiny scaled bikini that barely covered her says "mermaid." It's just a reasonably attractive guy of the flamboyantly pretty-boy type in a scaled bikini bottom. Could you even where something like this in a tail? Or would having silicone against silicone be kinda weird?

It does sort of remind me of these shorts, however, which are cool since you could control which color they are by rubbing them, but still look ridiculous.
http://slickitup.com/DEV2013/gold-star-shorts.html#.U2sRL4W2mH8

And besides, they're also absurdly expensive for something you're supposed to wear in dim lighting.

Mermaid Harmony
05-08-2014, 01:21 AM
I"m so confused about her performance, and then her feet came out of the monofin, and the sliding, her poor tail. I was just confused, I thought she was being 'molested' by the sailor that whole time and she was being captured, I didn't realize he was supporting her. That was...odd to say the least.

AnnaAbyss
05-08-2014, 04:23 AM
20608

Welcome to 'Straya.
Sorry but I had to do it. XD
And yes, this is our prime minister. So ashamed.

THOSE POOR CHILDREN! COVER YOUR EYES!!!

-Annwyn-
05-08-2014, 06:05 AM
20608


20609

Ariadne
05-08-2014, 07:49 AM
Bow chicka wow wow! lol

Merman Arion
05-08-2014, 08:01 AM
Bow chicka wow wow! lol

I thought the same thing. Great minds think alike ;) :lol:

Mermaid Crystal Shimmer
05-08-2014, 09:18 AM
This live performance from the review Raina just found... Words are missing. I don't know what to say :help:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ8mLqG2_sM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNkGrd2DYuc


.... The Hell did I just watched? :jawdrop:

-Annwyn-
05-08-2014, 09:28 AM
I thought the same thing. Great minds think alike ;) :lol:

I really hope that's sarcasm! lol, our Prime Minister is a real spineless twat! :P At least you get to marvel at his budgie smugglers, we have to live with him governing us D:


Where's the emoticon for 'despair'?! XD

Mermaid Jaffa
05-08-2014, 12:13 PM
That poor girl on the left looks like she's gonna chuck!

Merman Arion
10-14-2015, 07:06 PM
So today is finally the day Mertailor is offering speedos for mermen.

Name : "Clipper Abyss"

Pricing : $69.95

Description :

A classy but sexy styled cut. Clipper Abyss bikini by Mertailor, that is created from only the best polyamide and spandex blend that is perfectly safe to be used in Chlorinated and Saltwater. Our Mertailor's have created a custom, fun, and realistic fish scale print exclusively for our line for your enjoyment.


XS (24-27 Inches)
S (28-31 Inches)
M (32-34 Inches)
L (34-36 Inches)
XL (38-40 Inches)
Designed in Florida exclusively by Mertailor and manufactured in China.


If you are not satisfied with your product, please return unworn merchandise within 30 days of receipt for a refund or exchange Clearance and sale merchandise is a FINAL sale and cannot be returned or exchanged. Any merchandise unworn with your receipt (order confirmation emailed to you) or reference to your order.

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What do you all think??

First of all, I think Eric has smoked seaweed here... $70 for a speedo??? :crazy:
Also, I'm questioning his choice of color for the inside. White? Really?? I can't imagine the look of it inside after a whole day sweating in the sun... Wait. I'm having images of diapers in my mind. Yup. Must be it. :thinks:

Weird way to present professionally his products : A mannequin's butt laying on the grass? What happened to the gorgeous male model who was wearing the silicone version back in the first page of this thread?? :thumbdown:

I guess the logo on the side wasn't enough because he had to add his brand on the laces too... :doh:

The name? "Clipper Abyss". We know it's a boat. Still trying to find the connection with the speedo.

Last thing which makes my head spinning :

"If you are not satisfied with your product, please return unworn merchandise within 30 days of receipt for a refund or exchange Clearance and sale merchandise is a FINAL sale and cannot be returned or exchanged. Any merchandise unworn with your receipt (order confirmation emailed to you) or reference to your order."

Can someone make sense of what he's saying?? :help:

AniaR
10-14-2015, 07:10 PM
The whole ream of fabric probably didnt cost that much lol

saborigakusei
10-14-2015, 07:19 PM
Manufactured in China...? Wtf he doesn't even make them himself? :confused:

I'd love to see how much of that money actually goes to the people he gets these from.

MerEmma
10-14-2015, 11:43 PM
Yeah, really...that price is a bit much. They look well made (a bit surprisingly), but $70 is absurd.

Merenneito Nerissa
10-15-2015, 01:15 AM
" "If you are not satisfied with your product, please return unworn merchandise within 30 days of receipt for a refund or exchange Clearance and sale merchandise is a FINAL sale and cannot be returned or exchanged. Any merchandise unworn with your receipt (order confirmation emailed to you) or reference to your order."

Can someone make sense of what he's saying?? :help: "

The old classic:

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But omg THANK YOU Arion for lifting this thread up, haven't seen this before and I'm just dying... XDDD Not the best place to read this though, sitting at the Starbucks in the Airport and idk, these people might think I'm a bit crazy when I'm occasionally choking on my coffee etc. (and now it's cold cause I was too afraid to drink it while reading) :D

Merenneito Nerissa
10-15-2015, 01:16 AM
I have no idea how that kitten picture got there omg XDDDDDDD I'm just basic it-wizard....

CheshireKat
10-15-2015, 03:19 AM
I am still trying to understand why you would EVER want a cephalopod beak anywhere NEAR your groin. Just...no.

The video with the woman flailing around was just a train wreck. I'm not even sure what I just watched to be honest.

As far as the attempt 'The Mertailor's foray into what I can only assume is swimwear, WHY WOULD YOU PUT SEAMS THERE YOU SADIST?WHY? There is no good reason for the lacing, so I can only assume it's him trying (and failing) to promote his brand. He's using sloppy tailoring, clearly hasn't discovered elastic if he's using lacing in a men's design that isn't board-shorts, and his price point is RIDICULOUS. Sloppy, shoddy, and unappealing to consumers; the marketer in me is screaming at him. Loudly.

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Talia
10-15-2015, 11:51 AM
Manufactured in China...? Wtf he doesn't even make them himself? :confused:

I'd love to see how much of that money actually goes to the people he gets these from.

If they are manufactured in China and he does not make them by hand maybe they will even fit right and the sizes will be fine.