What would YOU do with a drunken sailor??

[MermaidSidian]

Ahoy there merFriends!

Ever wonder what goes on in the life of the sweet drunken men we merfolk drag down to their deaths? well if you ever wanted to know or had questions (that does not not involve classified information or harsh politics) nows the time to ask! Also, learn the terms and the phrases used in everyday life of the Ships you watch from your waves that can be helpful in the future!!

[Mermaid Jaffa]

If said drunken men were a sexy beefcakes, I'd make them my minions...

[SeaGlass Siren]

If they were anything like captain killian "hook", I'd have my way with him and then keep him.

Although now we're starting to sound like serial kidnappers/rapists :|

[Ashe]

If they were anything like captain killian "hook", I'd have my way with him and then keep him.

Although now we're starting to sound like serial kidnappers/rapists :|

Isn't that what most sirens in legends are though? huehuehe...

[Mermaid Wesley]

Drown the rude *nod*


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[AniaR]

Eat the rude! <Hannibal reference

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[Lucinda]

What would I do with a drunken sailor?
Steal his booze! :lol:

[SeaGlass Siren]

Isn't that what most sirens in legends are though? huehuehe...
Point taken lol..

[Kishiko]

Drown the rude *nod*


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Eat the rude! <Hannibal reference


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Drown the rude, then eat them! ;)

[selkie13]

Would you eat the ugly hairy ones though? That can't be good for you, imagine the hairballs...
If hot keep, meh or so so I'll eat and hairy ugly ones drown just cuz I can and don't want hairballs. Hairballs are not fun

[Kishiko]

Would you eat the ugly hairy ones though? That can't be good for you, imagine the hairballs...
If hot keep, meh or so so I'll eat and hairy ugly ones drown just cuz I can and don't want hairballs. Hairballs are not fun

No no you just shave them first. Like you would pluck the feathers from a chicken

[Mermaid Wesley]

Shave his belly with a rusty razor early in the mooorniiin'


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[Aziara]

If you eat a drunken sailor, do you get drunk as well? *ponders* :thinks:

[Arella]

I'm 100% with Lucinda on that one ;D

[MermaidIsis]

It completely depends. . .How attractive is he? O_o

[SeaGlass Siren]

If you eat a drunken sailor, do you get drunk as well? *ponders* :thinks:
I'm pretty sure his meat just becomes tender and buttery. Like lamb fed with sake byproducts which is supposedly good for them and makes them happy drunks.

[Ashe]

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU

[Mermaid Marissa]

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU

Actually dying at the conversation :lol: If he looked like Hook from Once upon a time I WOULD DEFINITELY KEEP HIM!!! *swoon* I also don't think I'd eat them one, cause I'm a vegetarian and two, I can only imagine how difficult it would be to gut a sailor! Especially a hairy one because when you shave them there's all this hair floating around... Gross!

[Morticia Mermaid]

Lol. I call them my crew :P

Am captain of a pirate ship and crew, our first event is this weekend up in stayton. If ya'll want I'll get pictures if my crew and share them :)

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[Lucinda]

I'm 100% with Lucinda on that one ;D

There's only one down-side to this though: You risk getting drunken mermaids instead. ;)
(What should we do with drunken mermaids? :eek:)

[Mermaid Jaffa]

If not a sexy beefcake, I'd swim them back to the surface with a bit of driftwood, cos you never know, they might be producers of the next generation of sexy beefcakes!

And I'll feed the hairy ones to my shark friends.

[Merman Arion]

If the sailor looks like this, I would shamelessly take advantage of him on land with my human form :p

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[Merman Arion]

The same goes for this kind of pirate :jester:

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[Joy&RaptorsUnrestrained!]

It is increasingly obvious some of you gentlemaidens have not the foggiest idea of how deliciously fun hair can be on a sailor, especially if that is your only definite descriptor ("ugly" is open to interpretation, "hairy" is more exact) when expressing distaste and whether or not to drown them or eat them. Kinda shallow for creatures of the deep. More to the point, even the most attractive, seductive, and physically fit sailor still smells rotten, has horrible breath, is exceedingly annoying, is prone to "feeding the fishes", and is tragically limp when drunk, so why would you do anything with them? Perhaps that is the true story behind merfolk rescuing sailors (and princes who fall off their ships after wild birthday binges)... they weren't attracted to them, they were simply trying to get the sailors' sweaty, obnoxious, crazy-talking, greasy, moronic, vomitting, urinating, intoxicated bodies out of the mermaids' pristine, crystal clear waters. In response to the question, my advice for what to do with a drunken sailor is to ignore his pathetic ass and instead entice the designated driver with the nice what do you call them... Oh... abs.

[Echidna]

There's only one down-side to this though: You risk getting drunken mermaids instead. ;)
(What should we do with drunken mermaids? :eek:)

you can see this firsthand in the she creature movie!

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after she eats a drunken sailor :P

[Fun123joker]

well first you need to make sure they dont have a LOVING family (if they are abusers then you may do as you like) but honestly the first thing that comes to mind is selling them into slavery but there are probably down sides to that(ofcorse we are not actually talking about any plans of cannibalism just incase there are people snooping on my computer). if they're that drunk i would put them on an abanon island not so far and see them stumble around trying to get the knowledge of that one episode of man vs wild they saw. then swim around to make them question thier sanity.
i mean these are sailors we're talking about they can be pretty strong even if they are drunk and drowning might as well have alittle fun

[MermaidSidian]

So ima take that as no one is really interested in the workings of life at sea with fellow sailors.. haha got it.. And fantasy sailors are wayy more attractive than some of the real ones i've seen... Tough pickin's lol

[Lucinda]

you can see this firsthand in the she creature movie!

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after she eats a drunken sailor :P

Oh, I don't want to eat anybody. I just want to nick their bottles. ;)

[Mermaid Pickles]

We should feed the unattractive ones to the giant clams. I can't take credit for that idea, though, it came from my mother, who is sitting across the room and spinning yarn.

[Lucinda]

BTW... Kegs of rum float, don't they?

[SeaGlass Siren]

Drown the rude, then eat them! ;)


and strip Some nude. BEWHWHUEHUEHUE

[Mermaid Marissa]

It is increasingly obvious some of you gentlemaidens have not the foggiest idea of how deliciously fun hair can be on a sailor, especially if that is your only definite descriptor ("ugly" is open to interpretation, "hairy" is more exact) when expressing distaste and whether or not to drown them or eat them. Kinda shallow for creatures of the deep. More to the point, even the most attractive, seductive, and physically fit sailor still smells rotten, has horrible breath, is exceedingly annoying, is prone to "feeding the fishes", and is tragically limp when drunk, so why would you do anything with them? Perhaps that is the true story behind merfolk rescuing sailors (and princes who fall off their ships after wild birthday binges)... they weren't attracted to them, they were simply trying to get the sailors' sweaty, obnoxious, crazy-talking, greasy, moronic, vomitting, urinating, intoxicated bodies out of the mermaids' pristine, crystal clear waters. In response to the question, my advice for what to do with a drunken sailor is to ignore his pathetic ass and instead entice the designated driver with the nice what do you call them... Oh... abs.

This makes a lot of sense... I change my answer to: If he's not Captain Killian Jones Hook then the above applies
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[Mermaid Marissa]

We should feed the unattractive ones to the giant clams. I can't take credit for that idea, though, it came from my mother, who is sitting across the room and spinning yarn.

Lol I feel like my mom would say the same thing (and I'm also a little obsessed with pokemon...)

[Mermaid Pickles]

Yiiissss! It took me a second, then I remembered my signature. I'm currently a bit pokemon obsessed. I really like the legendary in x. It's just....so rainbow! I mean, who wouldn't want a giant rainbow deer?

[Mermaid Pickles]

Okay, I feel kinda dumb, but who is the actor who plays hook? I swear, he looks veeeeerryyyy familiar.....

[MermaidSidian]

This makes a lot of sense... I change my answer to: If he's not Captain Killian Jones Hook then the above applies
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is it gettin hot in here or is it, just me?(3OH!3 ref) and nope, its that man right here.. if only mermaids can purr....

[Mermaid Pickles]

We can trill...happily.

[SeaGlass Siren]

Sure we can :P cat fish LOL

[drucilla]

well first you need to make sure they dont have a LOVING family
Lol Thank you, last thing the families back home need is their husbands and fathers being raped and/or killed lol

[Naufra]

Sorry, Naveh, I think we all saw the thread name and our minds immediately went a different direction.

[MermaidSidian]

so update: Seychelles Rum makes the jelly fish stings hurt less and tastes so dang good.. Drunk men oddly enough can survive stepping on sea urchants... a sailor really isn't a sailor until a sailor gets tattooed(that's why EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM have at least three), tequila really does make peoples clothes fall off(hence the prior statement) and Bud lite never tasted so good until you can't taste it for months..

Gotta love the little things in life lol

Much love
~Naveh~

[MermaidSidian]

and strip Some nude. BEWHWHUEHUEHUE

I think we have come up with the mermaid war cry(as opposed the the vikings raid kill pillage and burn?)

[Amphitrite]

Talk to them til you get bored with 'em then eat them. :p

[Nana]

Depends on the sailor...
I like greek sailors they have something heroic about them. Also one said I was the woman of his dreams. (Poseidon be blessed!)
Sadly I feel like the only reason they talk to me is so I can sing for them about love at the first sight and the waves.

Don't mess with vikings. They treat you like you are some sort of troll or something and are also quite dangerous when drunk. And I don't like men with beards.

Pirates seem to know how to party and they have tons of shiny stuff. I totally love that.. but I'm too shy to approach them. Also they have a really big ship usually.. can't really see what they are doing up there.
But seems like they are singing about how great it is to be a pirate.

Sadly these are the glorious days of the past. Haven't seen a pirate or greek hero in years. What happened? Did they get bored of sailing?
Oh.. I'm talking too much. Be careful humans don't eat you though while playing with drunken sailors. Or is the immortality deal no longer a thing for them?

[MermaidCecelia]

Enslave them! Gotta have someone to walk on land and buy me food and shiny things , if they object , THEN eat them

[Mermaid Syaira]

looked up that song and came across this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ35SOU9HTM it's hilarious

[Drake]

Throw it back

[MermaidBrandie]

Considering I know an actual sailor in the navy right now and I can't wait for him to get back....we'll be doing a lot of things, but we won't be drunk! XP

Yes, we totally make mermaid/sailor jokes.