After the bunnies, hehe (shh! puppy, be quiet, puppy) hehe :$ they went that way *points*
Why are merpuppies so irresistibly cute!? *hugs missing merdog*
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After the bunnies, hehe (shh! puppy, be quiet, puppy) hehe :$ they went that way *points*
Why are merpuppies so irresistibly cute!? *hugs missing merdog*
Because they are! They are bunnies with tails! Hello?! XD
Where did you find my merdog? *whistles to Topaz*
It was in my yard searching for his ball
Why do the colors red and blue fight?
Blue is angry that red takes up more room on the american flag.
Why does everyone think my merdog is a boy? She has a pink tail...
Cause if 'mer' ends in anything but 'maid' they assume tis a male.
Why is my hair purple all of a sudden?
sorrry i thought it needed a little pizzazz!
why can't i wear sea shells!!!
Because the shellfish and mollusk union has sued us.
Why haven't we made a mermaid karaoke list?
Too much delegation and procrastination... I volunteer you to do it tomorrow.
Why does tomorrow never come?
Because I keep hitting the snooze button..
Why don't we figure skate?
that's an obvious question! because we have fins for feet -.- ....
why is this so fun?
because we all rock!
why is there a starfish on your face?
it's really distracting.
because I mistook it for a fashionable headband and it didnt like the idea....
Why is there an eel in my bed?
Because he was too cold on the floor.
Why am I joining in on this?
Because you were compelled by the wizards that live in the magical box most call a computer.
When is a fish not a fish?
when it grows legs due to a shortage of sea water caused by global warming :S (it had to evolve quickly)
how can a fish grow instant legs?
He found a magic potion in a chest from a sunken magical ship.
Why does your ball has points?
What are you talking about? This is my sea urchin named Timothy.
Why did you open the window?
Because it's the only way out of the tower my stepmother put me in.
Why is the sky blue?
Because today the noses are doing the running and the feet are doing the smelling.
Oh My gosh! Why is there movement in that thing over there?!?
Looks like there's a fungus among us!
Who let the mutants out?