Excuses, Excuses

Fluffy wanted a night on the town.

Why did the mermaid cross the Gulf Stream?

She chased the chicken feather fishing lure. But she realized it was a trap, and crossed again to go home.

What do you get a mer for his/her birthday?

sand dallors

What does a mermaid/merman do when they get snagged by a sailor?

Pull real hard on the line then grab the poor bastard after he falls in.

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

Mix super hot hot sauce in his food.

What do you say to a mer instead of "swimming with the fishes"?

Thought it was sleeping with the fishes @.@

What does one do when they discover a mermaid?

keep quiet about it because they think no one will believe them

would you believe your friend if they said they saw a real mermaid?

Join them. For realz.

How did you manage to fill my house with water?

What water?!?! *bubbles fly out of mouth*

How did you get that cut in your tail?

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