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Duly noted. i will replace the dildo with killian hook (YUSS I WATCH IT TOO ;) ), replace the water with the diet rum+malibu, and replace the bingo cards with a fainting goat :PQuote:
Originally Posted by MermaidShannon
KILLIAN AKA SOMEONE GRAB A BUCKET OF WATER BECAUSE HOT
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Killian is killin us.
You could drown a pirate in my panties.
Ok so on top of a bleeding nose and a bleeding vagina, I stubbed my toe on the bathroom door and cracked my toe nail midway and now its bleeding.
Hey body if you could please stop losing blood that'd be great...
Also where the fuck did my leg bruises come from??
SeaGlass; Yep. There are those days...and when they happen, I'm reminded of this oldie-but-goodie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M17aG_Po2Y
Bahaha rejected!! I love Dan hertzfelt
*killian shows up*Quote:
Originally Posted by SeaGlass Siren
*slobbers all over screen *
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For the love of God, my anus is BLEEDING!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mermaid Freyja
I AM BLEEDING!!!!!
I just showed my 15 year old sister this. I think she pissed herself
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as someone who almost died from such a bleed (burst artery), I fail to find anything funny in this.
At all.
I ordered netting on ebay the other week. It arrived here over the weekend and I just opened it. While it was the colour that was shown on ebay, this image that came with the item showed something similar to what Raven used on her tops, just in a lighter colour. What I got was fine string with inch wide holes instead of thicker threads with 1/2 inch or smaller holes. and cos of the exchange rate from America it wasn't cheap and I'm left feeling a bit ripped off honestly. :(
Oh man that sucks :( I'm sorry they did that to you! Can you email the seller and ask them to send the right kinda stuff if their photos as description were misleading. Threaten to leave negative feedback, that usually spurs bad sellers into action.Quote:
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The full context of it was cut out.Quote:
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It's about this guy who got fired by pbs for animating and writing disturbing shorts for the channel. Work of fiction really.
Other shorts include "my SPOON is too big... I am a BANANA"
After an incident last summer I put a really strong passcode on it and normally use my finger print. You only have to log in once and the rest of the time you can use your finger. It's been almost 30 days since I last rebooted my iPhone and it was acting funny so I rebooted it. Turns out I don't remember my password. I will try again when it lets me....in 5 minutes.
Update: And now 60 minutes
Update 2: And the phone just erased itself.
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Bitch for today: Someone who is supposed to be 'ignoring me' complains about someone else stalking them on linkedin. I check my linkedin daily, and this very person complaining about someone else (not me) stalking them on linkedin has been checking *MY * linkedin everyday. If you are gonna boast to everyone that you're ignoring me, and complain that someone else is stalking you on linkedin, why would you stalk ME on linkedin? Do they not realize that Linkedin shows you everytime someone visits your page and who they are? Yes I have screenshots. How hulk does a mer have to go to get someone to just go awaaaay. I don't know about you, but when I ignore someone I dont obsessivly look up any of their social networking sites on a daily basis. It's creepy!
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