Because I was using your car and accidentally hit the no-gravity button.
Why are there fish in the bathtub?
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Because I was using your car and accidentally hit the no-gravity button.
Why are there fish in the bathtub?
Because aliens knocked the tank over when trying to abduct the cat.
Why is this plushi so cute?
Because it resembles your Uncle Bert.
Why is the bath water so cold?
Because I went on a trip to Anartica and thought I would bring back a glacier as a souvenir, sadly it melted.
Why is the dog purple?
Because he is half-Jackalope, It's the Chromium that makes them Purple... and vicious man-killers. Watch Out!
Why are there Bees in my Room?
Because Poo Bear was bothering them again :|
Why do we have to learn about Cthulhu?
We need to know enough to be afraid.
Why is the rum gone?
Because Jack Sparrow stopped by, said he ran out of rum and being a pirate took yours!
Why are you ductaped to the ceiling?
I was trying to catch the Phantom jewel thief/Magician Kaito Kid. The Duct-tape is usual, but I'm kinda embarassed about the Cat-ears and tail.
Why so Sad, my friend?
Because I Can't see my forehead. |<
Why is there bacon in the soap?
That soup isn't for you it's for the dog!
WHAT is that?
"That" is my mother, you pig!
Why are there singing chipmunks in your hair?
Because I couldn't find any singing squirrels.
Why is there food all over the seats in my car?
The car tried to eat me so I sacrificed my lunch to it instead.
Why is there shredded paper everywhere?
Because I am atrocious at origami.
Why aren't butterflies in your stomach as awesome as they sound?
Because they are trapped, how would you feel?
Are you okay?
No, I'm stuck in the television again. :I
How come you're chained to the roof?
Because I overdosed on pixie dust.
Why did you take my trident?
It looked like cake.
Why do you taste like Coca-Cola?
Because the evil witch turned the pool I was swimming in, into Coca-Cola.
Why did the chicken cross the road?