It rolled a ball over.
Why is the sky blue?
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It rolled a ball over.
Why is the sky blue?
Because a millions smurfs were sacrificed to the Gods by being catapulted into the sky!
Why am I talking to the wall?
Because you confused your shadow for a person
Why do bubbles go up?
Because if bubbles went down instead, carbonated beverages wouldn't result in burping, but in something worse.
Why don't bullfrogs have wings?
Because they used to chase birds all over the world, and one day the birds got mad and ripped up all the bullfrogs' wings.
Why is there a camel nibbling on your tail?? :O
He thinks I taste like fish! *flips tail*
Why didn't you eat your Aunt's cake?
I'm allergic to lima bean frosting, and she loves the stuff.
Why are aren't you at bagpipes practice??
Some scottish guy took it from me...make me think, my dad never said where he got it
What are you starring at?
The moon... Am I crazy, or does it kinda look like a pie??
Tell me!! Am I crazy??? :O
No. You are just as sane as I am.
(HAD to lol. Yep. Harry Potter reference.)
Who is that person next to you?
That is not a person silly...it's a unicorn! What? u think I need glasses?
when are we leaving?
leave?!leave?! who said we're leaving?
why arent you wearing your new outfit?
Couldn't get my tail throught the pant leg (#^_^#)
Why do you have a box of soup?
Because this is what I got from Santa instead of a bike!
Why is the Earth not flat?
Giants are in a battle to decide if they should step on earth or not...
Why are the wheels on your bike square?
Because the giants decided to step on the Earth after all. It's easier to travel on a flat earth with square wheels.
What's in that tree?
Well it's definatley not a dolphin! Whoa! Was that a finger where it's eye should be? Dude, I'm outta here!
If I told you there was a big scary ogre behind you...what would you say?
That depends... Is he edible???
Where's the dog's dinner?
In the fridge.
Why is the cake gone?
Because it's my birthday!
What did you get me? :)
A mini replica of the statue of liberty made entirely out of salt.
Why is there a spear stuck in your head?
Someone tried to be Robin Hood with a spear
Why do you look sour?
Duh! I'm going to the costume party as a sour patch kid! I even taste sour! *licks arm*
Why are my shoes on the roof?
I got bored of throwing snowballs on the roof because they break. By the way, I think there's a bird living in one.
Why are you swimming in that frozen lake??
Because the cabbages told me to.
Why is the penguin wearing sunglasses?
he's tired of the tuxedo...hes ready for a tan!
What's wrong with your car?
I tried converting the engine to run on pudding.... well, I just filled the engine with pudding to be honest..
How come your tongue is stuck in the computer??
Because I wanted to take a byte.
Why can't I find any constellations besides Orion? Are they behind the couch?
Because I glued the other pages of your book together.
Why is there a pirate in my bath?
I'm SO sorry to mess up the flow, but I HAVE to comment - this actually HAPPENED to my baby!! She's one and a fat mosquito landed on her face a week or so ago. I didn't want it to get her, so I hit it - and I got it! But she just got the SADDEST look, like "why did u hit me???" and started crying so bad. I felt soooo bad and was cuddling her, trying to explain that I had to kill the mosquito... man I wish babies understood english :-\Quote:
Originally Posted by Aquatica
"Why is there a pirate in my bath?"
Welcome to Somalia!
Next question: Why do cats wash themselves?
Obviously, because there's a pirate in the bath.
Why did my face disappear?
It didn't disappear, it's on the other side of your head now!
Why are my toes so cold?
Because you're standing in my ice cream -_-.
Why didn't you try the cake I baked for you?? ;.;
Cuz fat kids like cake - and I'm a mermaid. Seaweed diet, duh!
Why are there no waves today?
Because you ate all the seaweed. Seaweed is what causes waves. Luckily it grows so quickly...
How does my hair look?
It looks fine, stop worrying so much.
Why is there a dinosaur playing the broken piano in the corner... and WHY is it making noise when it's smashed into a million pieces??? :O
You are mistaken. They replaced the piano with a dinosaur because the piano broke. It's the dinosaur that's making those noises.
When will my prince come?
Well, by my calculations, your prince has already been here and left.
Who ate my good shirt??
I couldn't help it, it tasted delicious, like polyester!
What really happens to socks that vanish in the washing machine?