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thank god we were all drama students, otherwise it'd be really awkward. but boobs. i'd never gone topless in front of boys before. except my boyfriend. (tmi i know...)
that awkward moment when you admit going topless for your boyfriend. in front of the entire interwebs. LOL.. ;_;
That awkward moment you envision Vin Diesel in a merman tail after seeing him swim in one of his facebook posts... *drools*
That's awkward???Quote:
Originally Posted by Azurin Luna
For me it is... I've difficulties expressing my emotions and such ideas kinda overwhelm me (guess I'm awkward myself)
That awkward moment where you spend an hour in the beach gift shop digging through bins of shells looking for matching lionspaws shells and holding them over your boobs to imagine how they'll look on a bra.
Good news is I found the perfect set and everything in the shop was 60% for the end of summer sale. Heck yeah!
:: steps awkwardly away from the triton shell ::Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary Marine
HAHAHAHA!Quote:
Originally Posted by Merman Dan
If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the shell.
That awkward moment when someone tries to crack a joke at you and asks you what the '3 seashells' mean from the movie Demolition Man. Seriously just had someone do this to me at a recent event I was at. -_-
That awkward moment when your merchild says, "Koi!" to your boyfriend because he realizes he made a mistake at something, and both of us trying to not laugh because WHAT? She's using it as a sub for "Doi" which is basically like saying, "Duh" to someone, which I've had to discourage because she picked that up somewhere and I find it rude. I explained why we don't say "doi" to people, how it can hurt and why it's insulting, so she decided, since she likes Koi fish, she'll say Koi.
Headdesk.
... any minute I expect her to use 'jellyfish' for jealous.
^ omg thats amazing xDD
That awkward moment when you are halfway through in making a netted bag, you think to yourself, "I won't add beads cos that will weigh me down but I'll put plastic sea creatures, that will make me look cool!"
That awkward moment when you are on the next row of said bag, you realize your slight interest in mermaid has turned into another obsession!
That awkward moment when you think of all your other hobbies and then try to decide which ones (I have several weaving, beading and flower looms) to sell off on ebay to buy a monofin!
That awkward moment when you're in the craft store shopping for fake seaweed and you start rubbing the plastic plants on your skin to see which will be the least itchy on a shell bra...
... when you realize your work PC is full of stickynotes with mermaids drawn on them
that awkward moment when your doing a breath hold and you bang into a person and their making out
The awkwardly awesome moment when you tell your friends and they start planning on photo ops for you.
The awkward moment when you tell a friend who likes certain things (NSFW things), and he starts imagining certain situations involving nets.
The Awkward moment when you bring your tail out at a family gathering for the first time and no-one bats an eye because you are known to do strange things and they're used to it XP. And your really conservative grandma starts thinking of ideas that she could help with to add to the tail, after telling you she loves mermaids.
That awkward moment when you're sitting in the bathtub and your mom walks in and asks what the heck you are doing.
That awkward moment when after a few minutes of waiting for you to come to dinner your parents yell at you and you yell back," I can't get out of my friggin tail!"
That awkward moment when you brush someone briefly with your fin at the pool and then they start screaming hysterically.
That awkward moment when you go swimming at your friend's pool and her cousin joins you and he freaks out and is like, "Whoa, you have a tail!" and you say "yea, so?" and he asks "Did you grow it or something?"
That awkward moment when you realize the reason your tail won't go on correctly is because it's backwards.
that awkward moment when your mom is trying to put chinese ointment on your back but offer to do it yourself because you dont want her to see your dolphin/ship tattoo.
"andrea let me do it!" "no its ok i can stretch my arm ;__;"
That awkward moment when your boyfriend has to explain to friends why he has a "random mermaid" as his wallpaper