It rolled a ball over.
Why is the sky blue?
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It rolled a ball over.
Why is the sky blue?
Because a millions smurfs were sacrificed to the Gods by being catapulted into the sky!
Why am I talking to the wall?
Because you confused your shadow for a person
Why do bubbles go up?
Because if bubbles went down instead, carbonated beverages wouldn't result in burping, but in something worse.
Why don't bullfrogs have wings?
Because they used to chase birds all over the world, and one day the birds got mad and ripped up all the bullfrogs' wings.
Why is there a camel nibbling on your tail?? :O
He thinks I taste like fish! *flips tail*
Why didn't you eat your Aunt's cake?
I'm allergic to lima bean frosting, and she loves the stuff.
Why are aren't you at bagpipes practice??
Some scottish guy took it from me...make me think, my dad never said where he got it
What are you starring at?
The moon... Am I crazy, or does it kinda look like a pie??
Tell me!! Am I crazy??? :O
No. You are just as sane as I am.
(HAD to lol. Yep. Harry Potter reference.)
Who is that person next to you?
That is not a person silly...it's a unicorn! What? u think I need glasses?
when are we leaving?
leave?!leave?! who said we're leaving?
why arent you wearing your new outfit?
Couldn't get my tail throught the pant leg (#^_^#)
Why do you have a box of soup?
Because this is what I got from Santa instead of a bike!
Why is the Earth not flat?
Giants are in a battle to decide if they should step on earth or not...
Why are the wheels on your bike square?
Because the giants decided to step on the Earth after all. It's easier to travel on a flat earth with square wheels.
What's in that tree?
Well it's definatley not a dolphin! Whoa! Was that a finger where it's eye should be? Dude, I'm outta here!
If I told you there was a big scary ogre behind you...what would you say?
That depends... Is he edible???
Where's the dog's dinner?
In the fridge.
Why is the cake gone?
Because it's my birthday!
What did you get me? :)