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:D boobies! I have dem!
Your Mertender's awkward moment when he realizes he can't hold his breath as long as you!
That awkward moment when you realize that you want a web comic about your own mer persona! Hint Hint... :yay:
^lol Im with jesse here. comics are awesome :P
That awkward moment when you notice you might need a bigger seashell bra.. <and yes its true..
that's not awkward, that;s EPIC :D
^agreed^
^lol you girls talk to me when you go from a 34b- to a 36- D within a few months, not happy being a busty mermaid
That awkward moment when your boyfriend picks you up in his arms, turns to your parents and says "I caught it! Now how do I sleep with it?"
...
Luckily my parents have a good sense of humour. haha!
ahahaha my mother would kill my man if he ever said that. lol
wow. can we trade parental units?
that awkward moment when your friends realize you were dead serious about being a mermaid
these are all too funny! Oh the awkward life of mermaids. :lol:
awkward moment when you get caught combing your hair with a fork
cause you in an Ariel mood
also because your in an Ariel mood
awkward moment when you get caught trying on your sister lacy purple bra
That awkward moment when you're trying on swimsuit tops and you realize that your boobs are still spilling out of an XL, even though you wear a M in everything else.
I feel your pain Lanai.
lol good to know im not alone here :)Quote:
Originally Posted by MermaidRaegan
I think any form of wardrobe malfunction is awkward xDD
I get the top and bottom problems. My boobs aren't big enough to keep the top on and my ass isn't
big enough to keep the bottoms on xD
Awww, haha. Seems like we all have such problems, big or small. XD
Big or small
I like them all
:-)
I second this!
haha Alveric! that made me chuckle a bit. I hate having wardrobe malfunctions.
The awkward moment when your at work and the button on your shirt that was holding on for dear life finally pops off. And your gay manager says "ohh mermaid girls got a jumper" in front of your fiance. -_-
yeah, that happened tonight....
awkward moment when other mers are comlaining about boobs to big and mother is reading these over my shoulder laughs and says "you don't have that problem" -_-
Haha!
Ahahaha Gem I would rather have small boobs over big ones. They're such a hassle.
Wardrobe malfunctions are only funny when they happen to you, yet they are always awkward. :D
That awkward moment when the gay mermen read this forum to discover the talk has turned to boobs! :eek:
thank you jesse!!!
i feel so left out because i lack the bobbies!!!
i wanna wear pretty sea shell bras too!!!!!
That awkward moment when you're insanely jealous of mermen because they can be topless in public.
lol
think of the take away. more people pay attention you even modestly covered up if you have boobs
I agree, I always thought that was so unfair lolQuote:
Originally Posted by MermaidRaegan
xD
Go to a nude beach! Lmao. That'd be hilarious in a tail.
But then would you really be classed as nude in a tail?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kanti
True, this is a wonderful thing....however, it just ups the pressure to ensure we do not have man boobs.Quote:
Originally Posted by MermaidRaegan
It's like 'NO CAPES!!' but for mermaids!Quote:
Originally Posted by AniaR
Yeeeeah, I'll admit that men do have lots of pressure to have nice torsos since they're allowed to show 'em. Still, I be a jelly fish. (Pun intended.)
That awkward moment when you realize your husband is much more excited to see you in tail than you are..
Im excited but my husband is curious and everytime i show him ideas and such for a future tail he says "Wait lets see you in your tail first before making another one" <with a HUGE smile on his face...
that awkward moment when you tell your husband how passionate you are about mermaiding and he tells you you're an immature child and your passion embarrasses him.
That really pisses me off.Quote:
Originally Posted by NikkiLee
booo to your husband! I will send my guy over right away to help school him on these things. <3Quote:
that awkward moment when you tell your husband how passionate you are about mermaiding and he tells you you're an immature child and your passion embarrasses him.
Also, people carrying mermaids around --->
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fireman carry is very awkward especially when you're not expecting it >.>
^LOL I'd like to see my hubby try that, he cant pick me up (bad back) but thats okay (different story compared to 8yrs ago, I guess a cute in water photo, would be much better.
That awkward moment when your on mernetwork during a free period and you have to explain it to a friend...
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That awkward moment when you're insanely jealous of mermen because they can be topless in public.
There's actually a movement to allow women to expose their chests in any place where men are allowed to, based on the fact that not allowing female toplessness is technically a violation of gender discrimination laws. In places where this movement has had success its totally legal for women to go around shirtless. One of the places where this is true is in New York, which explains why many of the people at the Coney Island Mermaid Parade are topless, in case you were wondering.Quote:
I agree, I always thought that was so unfair lol
More info:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topfreedom
http://www.tera.ca/
It should also be constantly remembered that female breasts are NOT sex organs. Ok, so some guys get turned on by them. So? Some guys also get turned on by a bare back, feet, ears, any number of other things.