They become the bedroom boogymen in the little children closets.
Why do foxes look cute?
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They become the bedroom boogymen in the little children closets.
Why do foxes look cute?
because it's the only way we will share our chicken with them.
Why are there no self-cleaning homes yet?
Because the sea cleans our houses out.
Why did you put a banana in the Christmas tree?
My family is allergic to pickle juice, so we put a banana in the tree instead of a pickle.. It doesn't work too well when you people insist on buying a green tree instead of a yellow one. :I
Why do teddy bears eat my crochet hooks?
Because you bought yellow bananas instead of green ones.
Why is time moving so quickly?
because my dog hit the button that speed up the universe. If she hadn't, the year would be 1900 still.
Why don't snakes have legs?
Because really, they're better off... snake podiatrists and foot masseurs were making a killing, and all those poor snakes just decided legs weren't worth the hassle... or the hasssssssssssssle, rather.
Why am I in Ouagadougou?
Because you went left again instead of right....
Why didn't you listen?
Because you were the one saying turn left. Look what you did, messing up time and space itself. :P
Why is infinity a sideways 8?
Because a sideways seven just looks silly.
Why is a cupcake not like a muffin?
Because cupcakes look way more tasty and decorative.
Why are you spinning around on your desk chair?
Because its really fun!
Why don't you hear the voices to?
Because there is an orchestra playing in my head
Why did the candy end up against the window?
Because I used windex so they thought they were going through it ;)
Why is my eye shadow turquoise blu-er than my tail paint turquoise? D:
Because eyes make clumpy ingredients for paint.
Do miners deliberately act naughty to get coal for christmas?
Only when the coal market is good. ;)
How did the jello mural I'm making shatter like glass? 0.o
Too much sugar.
Where did the sun go?
It went home. You should, too. It's already dark out. You mother'll be worried!
What should I have for dinner?
Peanut butter ravioli. Apparently the sauce mixing with the peanut butter keeps our tails nice and healthy.
Why can't I make a scarf?
Because all of us, in our own time, become aware of our own mortality.
Because I ate the above questions...
So why am I still hungry?
Because 1's and 0's don't fill that much.
Why is there a chicken sitting on my LCD screen?
Because it thinks it's a launchpad
Why did the mermaid cross the road?
Because the mangos were on the other side.
Why are you eating that curtain?
Because the candies on it looked so real.
Why did my computer have to give up on me?
because computers are generally flighty and inconsistent
Whats a fire and why does it, whats the word, burn ?
Maybe they found a paper bag big enough for the task.
Really, why is a mermaid tail considered clothing even when it's not a costume?
Maybe they've found a paper bag big enough to do the job.
Seriously, why is a mermaid tail accepted as clothing even when it's not a costume?
Maybe they've found a paper bag big enough to do the job.
Seriously, why is a mermaid tail accepted as clothing even when it's not a costume?
Who knows? Maybe it's magic!
Why do humans have feet instead of fins?
Because they're cursed.. They just don't know it. There is hope for them, but most don't realize. Poor land creatures. :(
Why won't people eat my cooking?
Cause they are freaking amazing!
Why isn't the earth flat?
The giants have not yet come to squish it! (hint hint! 2012 the world will end!!)
Why did u kiss a frog?
Because it wouldn't tell me how to make frog legs unless I did.
Why did the frog legs I made taste suspiciously human?? :O
Because you didn't use enough ketchup.
How do you know what human tastes like?
That is a long tale involving several interdimensional loops and one very, very angry chupacabra.
Why won't it snow when I want it to?
Because I keep hogging the nature lines influencing the volleyball in class.
My lava cake had real lava, and everyone hated it. I'm confused.
They've never had lava? I'm confused to!
What happened to your tail?
I sold it to the sea witch for a hippie van of broken promises.
Why are there only seven seas?
Cause they think it looks funny
Why are some people so hard to understand?