Ah yes, I went through that a couple of months ago....Though I was explaining it to the sex shop cashiers!
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Ah yes, I went through that a couple of months ago....Though I was explaining it to the sex shop cashiers!
That awkward moment when you're practicing swimming(With your feet bound because you dont have a tail yet) and then the SAR swimmers jump into the lane next to you... the looks! haha
What is a SAR swimmer?
Search and Rescue Swimmer, They aren't Navy SEALS, but they do assist in similar things... They are really buff and manly(some of the variety of pick things up and put them down) and they always have this confused look on their face when i'm there lol
the struggle is REAL! lol
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Originally Posted by MermanJesse
That awkward moment when you read the word "FINE' in a country accent *facepalms*
That Awkward moment when you try to look up "Mermaid groups in Norfolk VA" and the first thing that pops up in google is a strip club...
:mermaid kiss: to you, with your quote from The Return of the King's "Into the West" and your reference to Percy Jackson and the Olympians (I've been told I look like Alexandra Daddario!) I also know how having one's legs bound can be misinterpreted.... :help:
That was probably one of the only stories the sex-shop employees HADN'T heard yet, Michelle! Just walk up to the counter with your lube and toy cleaner with a big smile and no explanations, they're used to it. ^_^
True enough! Thank you for the reassurance, though I feel safer with an explanation....At least I wasn't wearing the veil at the time!
Just happened to me:
that awkward moment when nobody's at home, you want to relax with the laptop pc, with your tail on... then the battery discharges and the socket is on the other side of the room!
You go to charge the battery (jumping in the tail, lol) and return to bed with your pc, then suddenly the phone rings!!! O.O
That does sound dreadfully annoying! Not yet having a tail myself I am intrigued by all these mentions of mers donning their tails for some entirely dry-land alone time; I imagine simply wearing a mermaid tail must be a delightful feeling!
That awkward (and awesome) moment you are transported with another mermaid on a luggage caddy to the pool so the kids don't see you walking with legs.
That awkward moment when mermaid Kishiko has a whole bunch of neat accessories and I have none! That awesome moment when she gave me a lovely mermaid necklace! Thanks, girlie!
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"That awkward (and awesome) moment you are transported with another mermaid on a luggage caddy to the pool so the kids don't see you walking with legs."
That is the proper description of such an experience, I imagine! Nigh-helpless on land, somewhat superhuman in the water, we mermaids are quite a sight and quite dependent on our mertenders! :mermaid kiss:
That awkward moment when you start to sob because you miss your tail!!!
When someone asks why you're crying and you tell them you miss your tail.
When you throw a fit because you have to wear your crappy Fish Butts tail AGAIN...#spoiledmermaidproblems
haha, we all have to start somewhere right? one step at a time(oh the irony! lol)Quote:
Originally Posted by MermaidMichelle
That awkward moment when after reading of other mermaids wearing their tails on dry land, you decide to wear yours in the house at night time. 2 mins in you suddenly feel nauseous and hot, then you have to pee, you peel off your tail as fast as possible. And as you are running to the loo, you wonder how those other mermaids can do it without breaking a sweat.
the akward moment where you want to go swimming in your fabric tail but you're pretty sure your period will come up soon and your mom dosnt let you wear tampons but you dont want to stain your fabric tail so you end up wearing 2 sets of bikini bottoms just incase it comes early >^< (sorry if its too awkward)
Too awkward? Ha, nonsense. We're all merpeople here, I doubt anything can get too awkward xD