That awkward moment when your boob falls out your mermaid top on a photoshoot ! LOL
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That awkward moment when your boob falls out your mermaid top on a photoshoot ! LOL
That awkward moment when your new tail starts falling apart right when you start to show it off in front of your mer friends
That awkward moment when you order your first set of business cards, and two days later decide on what you want your mersona to be named, effectively turning the cards more or less moot =____= (at elast I'm only out $10 XD ))
Well, there weren't any other mers there, but it was my first full test of my tail. First kick: "OMG, I'M A MERMAID!" Second kick: "Something doesn't feel right..." third kick: "Why am I not moving?" I looked back, and my lexan had come free from the footpockets. *cue Skywalker scream here* Guess I didn't use enough polyzap.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kalani
*Naveh, you can just call me Naveh =3 And i wish the you best on your endeavors!Quote:
Originally Posted by MermaidMichelle
Naveh....That means "beautiful" in Hebrew! :mermaid kiss: I wish you the best in your endeavours also!
That awkward moment when a child asks you how mermaids have babies... :S
^^that's a nobrainer!
"we lay our eggs, which then hatch into little mermaids! why, how else would we have young?"
Found a solution for this: a menstruation cup.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fun123joker
That awkward moment when your boyfriend is a lifeguard and a swimming trainer, being your personal trainer, when what he does is making you swim rounds and rounds in any style he can think of... and then you're just too tired to swim with a monofin, dive two rounds with it and go shower.
the awkward moment when your local radio station brings up the topic of best Disney princess to date and all 3 of them agree Ariel with legs would be perfect (except intern john who says her hair is too orange for him) but not fins because showing her to thier parents would be "awkward" and then close off going to the next song with all of them trying to sing "part of your world" (expect intern john who starts singing "i'll show you the world" god damn it john get your act together!) I love hot 99.5 :lol:
That awkward moment when you are swimming with your monofin in the gym and surface to see and old man standing there and he tells you to be careful because "someone can sue you if they got hit with that"
That awkward moment when you feel eyes upon you and turn to look, you see an old guy and a lifeguard looking in your direction and you see the old guy mouth "mermaid" or at least you think that's what he's saying.
That awkward moment when the old guy is warming up in the lane next to you, and comments on your monofin, "That's a mean looking thing." To which you try to flick water at him with your tail but fail because you haven't got used to the weight of the fabric and only make little splashes!
the awkward moment when you looking at other mer's facebooks just cuz and you find fan art from the gay swimming anime that you love so much
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WHY CANT I ESCAPE THIS FANDOM!
That is a rude thing to do. No nice mermaid should spalsh water in people's faces :)Quote:
Originally Posted by ireneho
Oh its ok. I wasn't aiming for his face. Was trying to splash his body since he was just warming up with lane walking before his swim.
I've seen him there before, so I'm starting to know the regulars by sight, though not by names yet.
That awkward moment when I'm relaxing trying to write fiction and I'm writing "tail" instead of "tale" and "mermaids" instead of "merchants".
when you're protesting in your tail, and the hottest model in Toronto (who's also protesting) asks YOU for a picture. WHOOOT!
is that awkward? NOPE :D
but, her boobs were in my face. yeah. oh well LOL
oh dear God...
That awkward moment when a customer reads that your name tag says "Ariel" and tells their daughter that you're a mermaid, and the words "only on my days off" just fly out of your mouth before you can stop them.
^ Still, it's pretty epic that you're a mermaid named Ariel! :mermaid kiss: To elaborate on yours:
That awkward moment when, having replied that you're a mermaid "only on your days off", you instinctively cover your mouth to stop yourself and thus make it appear that you have just let slip a huge secret which you were desperate to keep! This, of course, causes the daughter, parent, and everyone around to become uncomfortably curious....