That sucks, Orca, Kelly. Good luck.
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That sucks, Orca, Kelly. Good luck.
*already warning y'all that this is tmi* Michael and I finally got to go on a date for the first time in forever. Between my semester ending, moving, and both of us working two jobs we just haven't had time. Date night finally comes and I feel like I have the worst front wedgie all day. I ignore it, we go on our date, come back home, and that "itchy front wedgie" feeling all day was actually the battle cry of a yeast infection. 😭😭😡😠
I was devastated but he was more than understanding and even ran out to buy me monistat and cultured yogurt to regulate my pH.
Talk about the ultimate frickin c*ck block.
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Yikes. Those are no fun to deal with! But he's so sweet for understanding and getting you what you need!
Something similar happened to me the other day. Me and my husband were having a really nice time spending quality time together, netflix, cuddling, pizza and ice cream, we ate and were going to do the "do" and my baby (22 weeks pregnant) starts kicking like crazy, he didn't realize he could see our son moving from the outside yet so he freaked out and killed the vibe.
I am livid so I'm not gonna have much of a filter.
So this kid gives me a ride home so I invite him in for a minute. Idk why I did but anyway. We're just playing with my dogs and my douchebag brother (the abusive one) calls my fucking dad who flips shit. He calls me 15 times, leaves me threatening voicemails, plays the victim card ("I'm going to miss my games because of this"), just a whole bunch of shit. I'm embarrassed as all hell. But no, not only this my dipshit of a brother puts my dad on speakerphone and he screams at me because "you know the rules" and no??? I don't??? "You're not allowed to have friends over when I'm not home" bitch what am I 9? that was a rule when I was a little girl what the hell? so I walk him out to his car right and my brother FOLLOWS ME. BECAUSE CLEARLY I WAS GONNA RUN AWAY. I can't believe this. I'm old enough to have friends what the fuck. This is the only time he's ever done this when I've had someone over when he's not home. And my asshole brother thinks he can do whatever the fuck he wants because my mom is out of town.
Sorry about the infection, but he went to get the things to care for it (and by 'it', I mean 'YOU')! :swoon:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mermaid Marius
What a keeper!
PS: Shimmer, you're killing me! :fallover:
This is so sad but also really funny! 😂 I'm sorry it happened, but I might have to write this into a webseries I'm working on this summer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shimmer Mermaid
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Okay so here's my rant. As usual mermaiding has to be put on hold for me again but this time it's for a good cause. I'm going to be a surrogate soon. Today I actually have a Skype interview with the couple in Argentina I could be matched with which makes me all kinds of nervous. My husband says everything will be fine and I know he's right but I'm still really nervous about messing up somehow even though everything else has gone great with the surrogacy agency orchestrating everything.
Anyway, mermaiding needs to be put on hold is because the first few payments of compensation I'll get has to go towards bills and such for the townhouse we just moved into. We're only able to afford it because the surrogacy will help my mother in law pay for the first couple months. I understand I need to be an adult about it but I'm extremely disappointed that I won't be able to use any of the money for myself right away. By the time I'll be able to use any of it for anything mermaid related I'll be too pregnant and it won't be safe for the baby. At least, I'm assuming it won't be safe since it's a core workout.
Also, my shitty mother has been trying to get in touch with me by contacting my mother in law. She had my older brother (who is apparently just as good at doxing as I am) find my MIL's home phone number and called her at 10PM to ask how Eevee (my daughter Evelyn) and I were doing and if I could call her sometime. That started a HUGE fight between my MIL and her asshat boyfriend. This was about a month ago if I remember correctly.
Two days ago my MIL received a letter for me with no return address. We weren't with her so we asked her to open it for us and tell us what it said. My mother SERIOUSLY wants me to call my father and APOLOGIZE FOR EVERYTHING I DID!
Apologize for getting pissed off when he threatened my husband's life on multiple occasions? Apologize for when he also threatened to beat up my friends who were going to finish the room he took his time fixing during my entire pregnancy when it was only a couple days worth of work? Apologize for when my husband jumped between us during a stressful heated argument where my POS father moved to push me down when I was close to my due date? Should I also apologize for my father taking out a government loan in my name and using all the money on his movie prop projects when he was only supposed to take out a student loan for me?
The answer is no. I refuse to continue being a pushover. I'm taking control of my life and I'm damn proud of it. I've been the happiest I've ever been in my life since I've stopped talking to them and I won't ruin that now.
I didn't realize how badly I needed to do that. It started out as venting about mermaiding and then turned into this. I feel better.
Go ahead! It was beyond hilarious after I got over the fact that he ruined the whole mood. Lol
I'm so happy for you!
One for standing up for yourself, my bio mother is doing the same thing pretty much.
Two because being a surrogate is such a selfless thing to do, Reguardless of compensation, you are giving someone the gift of a baby.
Also I actually asked my doctor about swimming with my tail and mermaiding specifically!
He said swimming is actually a really nice way to excercise during pregnancy, and mermaid swimming (if you dont over exert yourself at one time) will actually strengthen the muscles you'll need during delivery!
But to be safe, always ask your personal doctor their opinion on your excercise and activities you may have a concern with.
I actually even asked about riding my horses and all the bouncing around I may do while riding, he also said it's fine but to be careful as not to fall.
Thank you, Shimmer. I feel a lot better about it now. Once I meet the doctor and get started on hormones (which should be soon) I'll ask him and see what he says.
So last night we tried again-
And I have fairy lights hanging above the bed, those hanging lights of pain are coming down.
My hair is almost to my knees-got caught in the lights,tangled in them, I panicked. Me and my husband have the worst luck when it comes to anything intimate.
It took 2 hours to get my hair untangled from the lights. 😣
Since I'm further in my pregnancy I'm getting my libido(?) back, and for some reason it's just not working out in my favor.
And Raina posted something about Hodor yesterday, so I watched the latest episode of Game of Thrones, and I feel like crying myself an ocean to swim in....
Game of Thrones was just spoiled for me...
We just found out his origin. Nothing gutwrenching...
😅
Oh okay. Nevermind then. :phew:
I have another thing to b*tch about...
So today at school for the second last lesson of the day, we were doing physical education (for some reason, I absolutely despise) So it was going all well and dandy, but when we were leaving to go to our nest class, this stupid girl who was waving her arms around, HIT ME SMACK IN MY LEFT EYE. She was also wearing rings and fake nails also (which you are not supposed to anyway) So I went to English and my friend Lexie noticed that my eye was getting swollen so I asked my teacher if I could go to the nurse's office and my best friend Laney came with me (That's what besties are for XD) The school nurse (who's really nice) gave me an eye patch and some ice to soothe the pain. The nurse suspected that I had scratched my cornea so I have to go and get that checked out tomorrow. Laney also brought my school bag and laptop into the nurse's office and I got to stay there for the rest of the day :) Eye's still sore and swollen.
I had my share of flail injuries when I made the mistake of taking dance two semesters. Once, my partner had a bout of insecurity about his strength during a performance, so gave me TOO much of a lift from my bridge, and I went flying the other way, face first to the floor.
So this year, I took two semesters of advanced adventure ed. Got noodles thrown at me while on the high ropes course, 25 feet in the air. Never got hit in the head with a carabiner, but I did get hit in the head with the point of Jack's kayak while competing with him for the ball in kayak polo. I was a water person, which meant I wasn't in a kayak, and both Jack and I went for the ball at the same time.
Gods did I get my retribution when we were playing water kaybasketball which is a full contact sport. Jack and I full on wrestled for that ball. I took special pleasure in kicking him in the face with my flipper while tossing the ball he'd just been holding to one of my ladies in a kayak. (Only people in a kayak can score)
The point is, I have lots of sympathy with your situation.
Keep in mind, I did dance and advanced adventure ed to avoid team sports. Or racket sports. Because every time I play a sport with a ball I get hit in the head. Of course, the kayaking unit proved fairly treacherous.
I hate the DeviantART app so much right now. I checked my account to see if I had any notifications (which is set to notify me of anything) and there's a message back from May 17th about a possible commission. If I missed out on a commission because of a buggy app I will NOT be a happy camper.