I never really considered having a last name, maybe a title at best.
Also, Jaffa- I think everyone here can sympathize with the face thing. I once tried making a pretty face during a tank gig.... And it came out like this.
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...1f8d871d5e.jpg
(Imma gonna eat yer kids.)
(In my defense, the tank's PH was WAAAAY off, so whenever I opened my eyes, I was in a ton of pain. I ended up missing a set that day because I was writhing in pain.)