A mini replica of the statue of liberty made entirely out of salt.
Why is there a spear stuck in your head?
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A mini replica of the statue of liberty made entirely out of salt.
Why is there a spear stuck in your head?
Someone tried to be Robin Hood with a spear
Why do you look sour?
Duh! I'm going to the costume party as a sour patch kid! I even taste sour! *licks arm*
Why are my shoes on the roof?
I got bored of throwing snowballs on the roof because they break. By the way, I think there's a bird living in one.
Why are you swimming in that frozen lake??
Because the cabbages told me to.
Why is the penguin wearing sunglasses?
he's tired of the tuxedo...hes ready for a tan!
What's wrong with your car?
I tried converting the engine to run on pudding.... well, I just filled the engine with pudding to be honest..
How come your tongue is stuck in the computer??
Because I wanted to take a byte.
Why can't I find any constellations besides Orion? Are they behind the couch?
Because I glued the other pages of your book together.
Why is there a pirate in my bath?
I'm SO sorry to mess up the flow, but I HAVE to comment - this actually HAPPENED to my baby!! She's one and a fat mosquito landed on her face a week or so ago. I didn't want it to get her, so I hit it - and I got it! But she just got the SADDEST look, like "why did u hit me???" and started crying so bad. I felt soooo bad and was cuddling her, trying to explain that I had to kill the mosquito... man I wish babies understood english :-\Quote:
Originally Posted by Aquatica
"Why is there a pirate in my bath?"
Welcome to Somalia!
Next question: Why do cats wash themselves?
Obviously, because there's a pirate in the bath.
Why did my face disappear?
It didn't disappear, it's on the other side of your head now!
Why are my toes so cold?
Because you're standing in my ice cream -_-.
Why didn't you try the cake I baked for you?? ;.;
Cuz fat kids like cake - and I'm a mermaid. Seaweed diet, duh!
Why are there no waves today?
Because you ate all the seaweed. Seaweed is what causes waves. Luckily it grows so quickly...
How does my hair look?
It looks fine, stop worrying so much.
Why is there a dinosaur playing the broken piano in the corner... and WHY is it making noise when it's smashed into a million pieces??? :O
You are mistaken. They replaced the piano with a dinosaur because the piano broke. It's the dinosaur that's making those noises.
When will my prince come?
Well, by my calculations, your prince has already been here and left.
Who ate my good shirt??
I couldn't help it, it tasted delicious, like polyester!
What really happens to socks that vanish in the washing machine?