Because they think it is funny.
Why are some people so hard to understand?
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Because they think it is funny.
Why are some people so hard to understand?
Because they think it is the new thing
Why are seasons changing?
Because the Eighth said "Sea ya later"
Why is the water blue?
Because if it was pink only girls (and um "family") would want to swim in it.
Why does Frankenstein's monster have bolts in his neck?
Because they'd look bloody stupid in his forehead.
Why do mermaid's wear shell bikinis when they're literally naked below the waist?
Now why on earth would you know something like that!!??
Why can't we see the earth spinning?
Because it is to big
why did you travel around the world?
Because If I went over the earth, I think I might create a black hole!
What time is it?
TEA TIME!!!! And an unbirthday for a special someone.
Why is ice so cold?
Because steam stole its blankets.
Why do socks get lost in the wash?
The washing machine monster eats them.
Why is your fish swimming like that?
Don't worry! I taught him how to swim belly-up!
What do mer-vampires sleep in?
Coral Coffins, it takes years to grow them properly that is why they are so cranky when young.
How does one go about obtaining a pair of legs?
They sell for a year of servitude, one voice, or your hair color at the goblin market... or you can just grab them off some poor schmuck who's not using them. That's what shipwrecks are for, after all.
Why are people so obsessed with "upside-down" mermaids?
Upside down mermaids?!? You mean like with the upper body of a fish and human legs on the bottom? EEEK! No thank you!
Why are you wearing that hideous dress!?!
Because Everyone knows Kelp is, like, so cool!
Why are you Blue? literally!
I liked the idea of being in the water so much that I dyed myself blue so that when I'm away from it I can constantly remind everyone that I'd rather be half-fish.
Why do you always need to breathe?
It would be very difficult to talk if I didn't.
Why do you smell of coconut oil?
I am secretly a palmtree-ent, pretending to be human, knowing that no one will believe me if I tell them. :D
How did you build that time machine?
With human hair...from my back.
(Jack Sparrow, anyone?)
Why is it so fun to wear jingle bell jewelry?
^ Humans actually originated fromjingle bells, therefore we feel the need to wear them!
Why is your tail cahnging colors?
It changes with the seasons.
Why are you smiling?
I smiled politely at a fish I saw. Then I had to keep smiling politely as the other 500 in the school went by. Cheeks frozen...can't...stop...
Why can't I ever find bunny slippers in my size?
because stores don't appreciate the mer population.
Why do people in movies always trust the creepy man with the weird room in his house?
^ Deep inside, you know you want to trust him..go into the weird room sunrise! Go!
What happened to you?
I followed your advice, and after a long battle and five bottles of pepper spray, i realized that man was my therapist. Now I'm stuck in three months of webcam therapy, which is very boring.
Why isn't there a mer taxi service?
because taxi doesn't take sand dollars
why is the moon pink?
Because I walked up there and painted it.
Why can emus smile?
Because I advised them that smiling is better for your health
Why is your face blue?
I feel face first into my lumiere paint can while painting my tail :p
Does this make my tail look fat?
If they say it does then tell them to go to the eye doctor because they need to get their eyes checked.
Why should I worry?
Because the zombies are coming to get you!
Why do you have a shark in your pool?
I am the shark in that pool. Thanks for letting the secret out.
Do I turn left or right here?
What do you mean? It's a one way street! OMG did aliens steal ur brain?? :p
Why didn't I get flowers for v-day?
You actually did get flowers, but they were the wrong kind of anemones, and floated away. Sorry about that.
Why aren't there sea ponies in the My Little Ponies: Friendship is Magic series, as there were in the old series?
^ They decided that being famous was just to much for them and drifted back to a normal like
Are we there yet?
Nope, stop asking every five steps!
Why do humans bother me when I sing??
Because you singing is wonderful, like pumpkin cakes and those giant swirly lollipops on a mountain of rainbow trout.
Why can't I stop procrastinating?
I don't know..I'll look into it later :p
Who invented plastic?
Me, of course! Who else?
What is up with that big blue mouse on your head?