AHHH that's so uncomfortable!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mermaid Wesley
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AHHH that's so uncomfortable!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mermaid Wesley
I'm sure it's either about oral or aquaphilia.
That awkward moment when one realizes she's not as worldly as she thought...
That awkward moment when one has to google "aquaphilia" to see what it means and now wishes she hadn't!!
Yeah, usually I find that most merverts fall into that category.
TAMW you have to teach your ipad that mervert is a word.
Tht awkward moment when your new to the forums and you didn't know what the word "Mertender" was and briefly thought it was slang for food :P seriously. I remember in the chat I asked "Can someone tell me what a merternder is? Idk what it is but it sounds delicious" haha
Like a chicken tender shaped like a mermaid tail!!!! Omg
Or more appropriately a fish stick.
That awkward moment when you are pleased that, at 35 in the modern world, you are still so innocent that you did not take Craig Bohn's message to Mermaid Wesley at all sexually and assumed the joke was that his lungs were honed from lots of shouting...AS THAT IS WHAT HE WAS DOING EVEN IN THE FIRST TEXT MESSAGE...
....and then you find yourself obliged to look up "aquaphilia"....Is doing so trip-to-Confession-worthy?
Craig used to send me those messages via facebook and I had to ignore/block him.
And confession-worthy only if you like messing with your priest...then you gotta go back to confession!
Craig sent Amelia and I that message too. He then followed up saying that it was something to do with hyperventilation.
well regardless its annoying as heck. ill block him if he keeps at it.
Would this be auto-aquatic asphixiation, then?
TAMW you're almost 23 watching the little mermaid and you still cry at the end.
In front if your boyfriend.
I didn't even see the ending of the Little Mermaid until I was 21 (I saw it with my class when I was 11 or 12 but the lunch bell rang 5 minutes before the ending)! I finished the NES video game countless times in the interim however....
Personally, I would have dried your tears, hugged you close and thanked the LORD that I had a girlfriend with such a beautiful soul, but then I'm a woman who lived decades in the guise of a man so I'm not sure....
His response was just as sweet.
Also, this morning he randomly sent me this...
Quote:
Just wanted to let you know, you're an amazing woman. I'm lucky to have met you.
That awkward moment trying to explain to the nice Asian fishmonger that you don't want to BUY the striped bass, you just want to study it for a minute to see if you can figure out how you'd use Pearl Ex to render the scale pattern in silicone.
"I don't want to EAT it, I just want to LOOK at it!"
Akward moment when you catch your sister talking about how your mermaid hobby to her friend the gay stripper.
The akward moment a child calls you out for not being a "real" mermaid XD
Been a while since ive been into this forum*
That awkward moment when you 1. initially go on the work computer to do studying 2. get distracted with mernetwork and amazon 3. get hungry for some twizzlers and 4. while reading this forum, almost accidentally choke on a pen because it was in the pile of twizzlers.
Another awkward moment is when you buy 8 lbs of twizzlers because you are having a lonely night and you are on amazon.. that was two months ago.. still have four more pounds to go through xD}
That other awkward moment when one of the girls in your isle trips over your mono fin because you left it on the edge of your rack(bed)
that seemingly similar moment when you continue to forget to move your monofin from your rack(bed) and then get hit(as in a marked error) on it during inspection of your berthing
That awkward moment when you finally pull into a port and you cant swim in your monofin because you dont have your neoprene socks to fit it properly
that continuing awkward moment when you come back tot he ship, only to find said socks in the package you JUST looked at and realized they were underneath the 8 lbs of twizzlers the whole time.
That awkward moment when the Command Chaplain asks you the progress of your fabric tail(whats even more awkward is i didn't even tell him i was into mermaids! turns out, word gets around really quick on small ships)
That awkward moment you look at a doctors/dentist's office fish tank and wonder if you could fit in there...