Boobs are great! Go and kick some bathtub-boob butt!
...Try saying that five times fast... :lol:
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Boobs are great! Go and kick some bathtub-boob butt!
...Try saying that five times fast... :lol:
I said it four-ish times before I messed up. :p
Fuck I like boobs tho. I just really luv em.
You could always go for little pasties
Who doesn't like boobs???Quote:
Originally Posted by SeaGlass Siren
That Awkward moment when you have to undress for therapy (which is awkward enough), and when you have to check your posture in the mirror, you realize that you're too chubby to look good in underwear, and therefore too chubby to look good in a mermaid top. And you're pretty sure your therapist also thinks you should lose some weight.
That awkward moment when you find out that you're allergic to seaweed...
And that awkward moment when you want to reply to a thread and read loads of messages about boobs.
They make fantastic cuddle pillows, how can one disagree?Quote:
Originally Posted by Keiris
That awkward moment everyone start talking about boobs in the awkward moments thread.
fuck I like boob tho. I just really luv em.
Gays are boobies lovers as well. Just saying :)
They are fun to poke. *shrug*
I prefer big butt cheeks but that's just me LOL :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kalani
Hey hey, not bashing on the booty over here. A party in the back is always welcome!Quote:
Originally Posted by Merman Arion
Oh god.. what has my life become? :lol:
About butts and boobies.
im not mature yet :p
Well we are mermaids. I think that 'mature' is out of the question.Quote:
Originally Posted by SeaGlass Siren
That awkward moment when the Awkward Moment thread has become far too awkward for an aspiring nun....
That awkward moment when one realizes that the above almost rhymes!
TAMW you're working a festival and ask a little girl what her favorite part of the day has been and she says "I got to see my doggie but it's in heaven now" and it feels like she tore your soul out
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They killed her dog at the festival??? What kind of festival are you attending????
No I don't think they killed her dog. I don't know what she was talking about exactly, maybe her dog was put down that morning? I don't know. I don't think she understood the question completely, she was only 3 or 4. And it's the renaissance festival
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Maybe she saw a dog that looked Like hers?
Hehe, Anouk! W2G. It sounds like you've decided to lose weight. PMing you right now. More to say privately. ;)
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Edited because I posted in haste. Sorry. Thanks Wes, you're a sweetheart. :mermaid kiss:
Awwww nooo
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TAMW you're new puppy walks through your fresh painted tail and leaves blue paw prints on the floor. *sigh*
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That awkward moment when you really should have been studying but you were too busy planning for your dream tail that won't be happening anytime soon :p
Hehe, Kishiko! I'm sorry you had to clean up the mess, but that must have been quite the site! Would've made some cute pictures. ;)
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Here is one I think all of us with autocorrect experience:
That awkward moment when you try to type Merfolk and it turns into Menfolk, Tailmaker and it turns into Sailmaker and Finfolk and it turns into Kinfolk
Sounds like a problem I would have... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Kalani
That awkward moment when you can't really decide on a dream tail design so you show your Mom some of your dream tail sketches for a second oppinion and she says, "I don't see what the problem is. I like all of them." Well darn how will I narrow it down. :confused: At least I have oodles of time to decide.
Sounds like a real problem, Alea. Maybe you can post a thread of yourself and your options, if you're comfortable with that idea, and we could voice our opinions? Or maybe you could take the best from each and make a whole new tail! :D
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That awkward moment when you realize you REALLY need to hang up your tail because the kittens got to it AGAIN and chewed on the fluke tips some more.
TAMW the predictive text on your phone turns every instance of -folk to -f*ck!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kalani
Or typing in Mernewtork when searching for Mernetwork at work.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kalani
All. The. Time
That awkward moment when you're having lunch out with your dad and you're explaining the Mermaid tricks you've learnt so far and you get to explaining the Mermaid kiss. When I got to explaining the way I position my lips to let the bubbles out before closing them and made the noise that I do when letting out bubbles he remarked really loudly.
"Oh! Sounds like a fart. Hey can you do it out of both ends?"
I'm pretty sure the people next to us heard everything :P
Oh my gosh! Of course he said that... Oh dear. Lucky you Sarina!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mermaid_Sarina
I can't believe I was actually surprised when he said that -_- But it was quite funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mermaid Leina
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcwCYIfm6eAQuote:
Originally Posted by Mermaid_Sarina
I should've seen that coming
TAMW you are infamous for posting fish farting videos ;)
[emoji23] Wow! How imature can you be? LOL! Can't. Stop. Laughing. Husband. Wondering what's. Wrong. With me! ROFLMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by Merman Dan
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I think 'notorious' is more like it. ;)
Yeah it might come down to me needing everyone's opinion, but really I have forever to decide anyways. I need much more experience before getting my absolute dream tail. I have tried taking the best from each as well, but I still have trouble picking a fave. I know I want it based around the looks of an Indo-Chinese green peacock, but other than that I am all over the place with different ideas.Quote:
Originally Posted by Critter
You know I noticed some mers make a mood board for tail inspiration. Maybe I should try that.
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by PearlieMae