:) I'm just glad I was alone!
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:) I'm just glad I was alone!
:lol:
That awkward moment when you're swimming in a public pool, and can't see underwater and you swim straight into the wall. (I have really bad vision already, let alone underwater without my contacts in.)
Oooo you have a really cool name! :mermaid kiss:
I also am rather nearsighted yet refuse to wear contacts; as a result I too am at risk of experiencing "Wall-eye" (fisherfolk will get this joke)!
Yes, that's what the Mermaids of Whitecap Bay tell me, but I'm the kind of mer who falls in love with fisherfolk; at least the One in the boat with them Who woke up to calm the storm!!! :mermaid kiss: :meditation:
I would probably collect fishermen.. Go all Ariel's treasure cove on them...
That awkward moment when a twelve year old boy is fine having races with you, but gets all tongue tied in your presence after noticing you're wearing a seashell bra.
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That super awkward moment when the mermaid hunter at your event asks all the kids "Have you seen a mermaid?" He has a harpoon and an eye patch and I was told at the end of the night that all the kids would get wide eyed and point right at me. WTHEY, kids! lol The guy was awesome, but I can't believe the kids betrayed me so easily. lol
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That awkward moment when your friend casually asks on a forum of non-merfolk that you want to be a mermaid and then you start rambling. On. and on. and on. :p
@Odette, the kids probably didn't realize :p
they might have thought him a pirate or something.
It seems a tad unsporting to hunt a mermaid on land; I daresay it's like shooting fish in a barrel!
^ :mermaid kiss:
Michelle- totally!
anahita -Oh goody! We are laughing! lol ^-^
I crave more funny now! =3
TAWM when you've realized you spent the entire day designing and sewing your latest tail instead of packing up the house. (We're moving house)
TAWM when you've finished the day feeling very sick and nauseous, only to also realize you spent the whole day looking down on super mega bright fabrics!
TAWM when you haven't eaten anything the whole day, not even a cup of tea, and you wonder why you're suddenly ravenous!