They become the bedroom boogymen in the little children closets.
Why do foxes look cute?
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They become the bedroom boogymen in the little children closets.
Why do foxes look cute?
because it's the only way we will share our chicken with them.
Why are there no self-cleaning homes yet?
Because the sea cleans our houses out.
Why did you put a banana in the Christmas tree?
My family is allergic to pickle juice, so we put a banana in the tree instead of a pickle.. It doesn't work too well when you people insist on buying a green tree instead of a yellow one. :I
Why do teddy bears eat my crochet hooks?
Because you bought yellow bananas instead of green ones.
Why is time moving so quickly?
because my dog hit the button that speed up the universe. If she hadn't, the year would be 1900 still.
Why don't snakes have legs?
Because really, they're better off... snake podiatrists and foot masseurs were making a killing, and all those poor snakes just decided legs weren't worth the hassle... or the hasssssssssssssle, rather.
Why am I in Ouagadougou?
Because you went left again instead of right....
Why didn't you listen?
Because you were the one saying turn left. Look what you did, messing up time and space itself. :P
Why is infinity a sideways 8?
Because a sideways seven just looks silly.
Why is a cupcake not like a muffin?
Because cupcakes look way more tasty and decorative.
Why are you spinning around on your desk chair?
Because its really fun!
Why don't you hear the voices to?
Because there is an orchestra playing in my head
Why did the candy end up against the window?
Because I used windex so they thought they were going through it ;)
Why is my eye shadow turquoise blu-er than my tail paint turquoise? D:
Because eyes make clumpy ingredients for paint.
Do miners deliberately act naughty to get coal for christmas?
Only when the coal market is good. ;)
How did the jello mural I'm making shatter like glass? 0.o
Too much sugar.
Where did the sun go?
It went home. You should, too. It's already dark out. You mother'll be worried!
What should I have for dinner?
Peanut butter ravioli. Apparently the sauce mixing with the peanut butter keeps our tails nice and healthy.
Why can't I make a scarf?
Because all of us, in our own time, become aware of our own mortality.