His name is Steve!! Someone sent him away, but I brought him back so we can be friends again!!!
Why do spy missions always end in disasters?
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His name is Steve!! Someone sent him away, but I brought him back so we can be friends again!!!
Why do spy missions always end in disasters?
They don't end in disasters, they end in explosions.
How do I keep my magic red cap on my head when I swim? Won't it fall off in the flow of the water?
Um, hello it's magic! Of course it won't fall off of your head! :p
Why are lady bugs red?
A little blonde girl with legs painted them.
Where is my hair brush?
I gave it to the peach. :3
Why is the water so cold?
Because her hair brush was keeping the water warm, and you gave it to the peach -_- .
Why is my dog acting like my sister?
That IS your sister!!
Who is responsible for turning Sunrise's sister into a dog?
I am, but don't tell anyone. Then they'll tell their friends, and before you know it, I'm showing up for birthday parties and mall openings.
Why was there cheese in the scrambled eggs?
U don't like me cooking do you? I thought *sniff* you loved my cooking! *cries*
Do you like my new recipe?
I dont know about her, but I think your Green Pancakes are awesome!
Are you feeling happy and muffin in the morning?
No, I feel tired and sad :(
Is it wrong to be happy when someone turned your sister into a dog? IS it???
You can only be as happy as the day your annoying grandmother became a frog.
Why do I like dolpins so much?
Because Mermaids and Dolphins are both aquatic mammals.. your practically family but the language barrier prevents annoying family arguments. :D
I am a mermaid tail or can be purchased here how?
my answer to that is a magic squid..
I was climbing a very tall tree when it started raining and I can't get down because I'm stuck in my mermaid form.. what do I do??
With tail comes powers....shape-shift! Hello?!
Do you like my new top?
Duh!!!
Why is my doll looking at me hungrily?
It hasn't had mermaid in years!
How does my hair look?
merfectly, beautiful, as always.
Why doesn't the bakery sell seaweed doughnuts?
The green stuff gets stuck between peoples' teeth.
Where are all the merbunnies?
They went to prepare for easter ;)
Where did my merdog go?
After the bunnies, hehe (shh! puppy, be quiet, puppy) hehe :$ they went that way *points*
Why are merpuppies so irresistibly cute!? *hugs missing merdog*
Because they are! They are bunnies with tails! Hello?! XD
Where did you find my merdog? *whistles to Topaz*
It was in my yard searching for his ball
Why do the colors red and blue fight?
Blue is angry that red takes up more room on the american flag.
Why does everyone think my merdog is a boy? She has a pink tail...
Cause if 'mer' ends in anything but 'maid' they assume tis a male.
Why is my hair purple all of a sudden?
sorrry i thought it needed a little pizzazz!
why can't i wear sea shells!!!
Because the shellfish and mollusk union has sued us.
Why haven't we made a mermaid karaoke list?
Too much delegation and procrastination... I volunteer you to do it tomorrow.
Why does tomorrow never come?
Because I keep hitting the snooze button..
Why don't we figure skate?
that's an obvious question! because we have fins for feet -.- ....
why is this so fun?
because we all rock!
why is there a starfish on your face?
it's really distracting.
because I mistook it for a fashionable headband and it didnt like the idea....
Why is there an eel in my bed?
Because he was too cold on the floor.
Why am I joining in on this?
Because you were compelled by the wizards that live in the magical box most call a computer.
When is a fish not a fish?
when it grows legs due to a shortage of sea water caused by global warming :S (it had to evolve quickly)
how can a fish grow instant legs?
He found a magic potion in a chest from a sunken magical ship.
Why does your ball has points?
What are you talking about? This is my sea urchin named Timothy.
Why did you open the window?
Because it's the only way out of the tower my stepmother put me in.
Why is the sky blue?
Because today the noses are doing the running and the feet are doing the smelling.
Oh My gosh! Why is there movement in that thing over there?!?
Looks like there's a fungus among us!
Who let the mutants out?