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TAMW you explain mertenders and wranglers to your mother, a concept she finds delightful, so she starts calling you a rat-tender and budgie-tender (the pets I currently have). Then she says it in front of your sister and..it just snowballs.
(While mertenders have their fair share of hardships, at least they don't have to put their mermaid in a shoebox to go to the vet once a month to get their incisors trimmed. :sweat drop:)
Hahaha, yeah! PUKE WITH JOY! (That happens to me all the time)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lily
TAMW you go up to a lifeguard to squirrel a band aid from him because your monofin gave you blisters!
TAMW you tell a party princess business owner that you happen to have a mermaid tail and they get all excited and think you are going to sell it when you have to explain that, no, it's a package deal and you are the mermaid.
Then being basically ignored after that.
TAMW you are swimming in your tail happily in a quiet pool then a load of school children come in and spot you, according to one boy I quote, 'You will die if you swim with jellyfish.' :/ So maybe he was psychic and I should never go near a jellyfish again, that said he also told me I could swim with sharks and be fine. I got a lot of are you a real mermaid? I of course said yes but then I had to wait until they had left before taking my tail off :)
Maybe he was thinking about that scene from Finding Nemo were the jellyfish hurt Dory (unnintentionally).Quote:
Originally Posted by SummerRogue
Haha yeah
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That awkward moment when someone contacts you through Gig Salad, then contacts you through kijiji, and you're pretty dang sure is because they want to get various quotes.
Princess Pearl, that may not be why, they might just be trying to contact you, I had a lady once who emailed me, facebooked me, and gigsalad, I was like slow down, I got all of them, lets chat via email. So that might be why, but other times people shop around for different performers as well.
I had an awkward moment when I went swimming in my monofin for the first time Friday...
That awkward moment when you are having fun swimming in your monofin, and you pause by the side of the pool to catch your breath before swimming to the other side again. Then all of a sudden a guy standing by the other lane turns and says, "Wow, you are like a fish!" Me: "Haha yep..."
Guy: "Yeah or like...a whale! *smiles happily*"
Me: "Haha uh yeah... :sweat drop: "
He wasn't trying to be a jerk or anything. I think he just didn't pick the right sea creature to compare me to. He should have said dolphin. Haha oh well I thought it was very funny, but awkward because I didn't expect him to say that.
other people's mer-selfies
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my mer-selfies
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NOTE: you dont need to have special and expensive stuff to get good pictures so dont think this comic appies to you just because you dont have expensive equipment and or tail. it mostly applies to me
yeah i know its been awhile scince i posted another loserfish panel comic thing. my tablet broke and its gonna be awhile scince i get a new one. so most of them are going to be from my sketch book
edit: oh sorry if its too big
It is funny and spot-on so far as I understand. Furthermore, I love Loser Fish! :mermaid kiss:
Except that as soon as I mentioned I'd received messages from her on both platforms, I haven't heard from her since.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mermaid Harmony
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TAMW one is swimming face up just beneath the water surface, when one realizes she goes faster this way than at the bottom of the pool face down...:confused:
TAMW one looks back down her lane to see a trail of bubbles and wonders, "Is that from my swimming or the baby shampoo I put in my goggles?"
TAMW one is home relaxing, and her Mum looks at her feet and asks "Why do you come home each week with a band aid on the the same foot and toe?"
That awkward moment when you want to change pools and you have no one to carry you so you have to scoot your way over...
That awkward moment when your tail fills with air and you look like a puffer fish...
TAMW one looks up youtube for "dolphin kick on back", "dolphin kick upside down", "mermaid swim upside down", and one finds no one else that swims her way.
Aiera does swim face-up briefly in her video :)
Do you have link? I want to see if I'm doing it right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mermaid Kelda
This one here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjdHVyPYb0Y
I haven't watched the other videos on her channel, but I'm sure they're worth a look too!