Originally Posted by
Merman Dan
The other day, the local tattoo parlor had a Friday the 13th piercing special. My 15 year old talked her mother into taking her there to get her nose pierced. My wife wanted to do hers as well but then again so did I. She thought it would be stupid if I got one, so she finally said she would not get one, so long as I would not get one. The place was packed, so we went home.
The next day my wife took my daughter to another place. She called on the phone and said “So I can’t get one?”. I said “Whatever”, expecting my displeasure to be evident. As you might expect, my wife got he nose pierced. I did not speak to her the rest of the night.
The next day she continued to express her displeasure, saying that men with nose piercings were “gay”. I then proceeded to ask where she was keeping her lesbian girlfriend. That did not go over well.
I would have been fine not getting my nose pierced, if my wife had kept her side of the bargain. As it stands, I will be getting a nose ring tomorrow. I feel that I have to, now, just to put things right.