Wolverine, because he was feeling lonely.
Why are sheep so fluffy?
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Wolverine, because he was feeling lonely.
Why are sheep so fluffy?
the dogs. they figured if they were let out, why not lend a helping paw
why did you swim away from the crab?
Sheep are fluffy to give the wolves cotton mouth, and the Crab was trying to pinch my cheeks. I hate that!
Why did I leave my phone at work again today?
The same guys who let the dogs out. You should probably go retrieve all those dogs btw, I hear they're not very nice...
When does the narwhal bacon?
When the dolphins bring the lettuce and tomato.
Who's bringing the bread?
I volunteer you. Once you figure out how to make waterproof bread.
Who's up for a swim?
I am always!
what color should my hair be on tuesdays?
Rainbow!!!!
who kisses and tells?
Dolphins, you know how talkative they are!
Who is my Great Aunt Tilly?
I'll never tell!!!
Why are my human friends afraid of me playing with fire?
They think youll cook yourself.
When are humans going to realize that we need to drink water and throwing it on my tail won't help?
When we splash water on them and ask if it helps quench their thirst.
Why is water so... addictive???
It's the chemicals that pool companies have added to the chlorine.
Why does it only ever rain on the day of a major event?
(Planned a swim party, Forecast says clear skies all week, then Light Rain ON the Day! XD )
It's a swim party so extra water wouldn't hurt.
Why does my cat think that it's nice to sleep in my tail?
Because cats think that everyone belongs to them. Cat's thought's: "Oh, that was very nice of her to set this comfortable thing out for me to lay on. I was getting tired of that black sweater."
Why is my shell-phone ringing?
because I've been calling you for like an hour girl pick up the phone
why does my boyfriend call me his favorite type of sushi?
he thinks its a cute pet name but dont for get to remind him its offensive when ur half
umm why doesnt my boyfriend pay the dates?
He probably forgot that sand dollars aren't accepted currency.
Why does my dog crawl under my bed??
he is trying to protect you from the dust bunnies
what happens if a mermaid and werewolf have a kid?
Temporary pool and beach evacuation: reason, another giant hairball from your favorite were-mer. :D
Where did the car and my cat go?
Fluffy wanted a night on the town.
Why did the mermaid cross the Gulf Stream?
She chased the chicken feather fishing lure. But she realized it was a trap, and crossed again to go home.
What do you get a mer for his/her birthday?
sand dallors
What does a mermaid/merman do when they get snagged by a sailor?
Pull real hard on the line then grab the poor bastard after he falls in.
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
Mix super hot hot sauce in his food.
What do you say to a mer instead of "swimming with the fishes"?
Thought it was sleeping with the fishes @.@
What does one do when they discover a mermaid?
keep quiet about it because they think no one will believe them
would you believe your friend if they said they saw a real mermaid?
Join them. For realz.
How did you manage to fill my house with water?
What water?!?! *bubbles fly out of mouth*
How did you get that cut in your tail?
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