Oh oh! New one... I thought I was hearing things but in reality...
TAMW one has finished her sandwich and walrus shuffles to the side of the pool to hear from the Water Polo audience on the other side, "MERMAID! RA RA RA! MERMAID!"
:lol::lol::lol:
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Oh oh! New one... I thought I was hearing things but in reality...
TAMW one has finished her sandwich and walrus shuffles to the side of the pool to hear from the Water Polo audience on the other side, "MERMAID! RA RA RA! MERMAID!"
:lol::lol::lol:
That incredibly awkward moment when your mother tells the aquarium employees that they need a mermaid... and then points to you and says "She's a mermaid" with absolutely no context...
hahaha
I would've been standing there likeQuote:
Originally Posted by Mermaid Selene
Uhhhhhhhhh..... mother no.
You were also on tumblr! Iwould of posted it but I'm kinda stuck with only a phone right nowQuote:
Originally Posted by Mermaid Sirenia
TAMW when your dad is filming you in the pool and thinks it would be cool to "make sounds pretending like he saw a real mermaid" and proceeds to yell Look a mermaid! Hi mermaid!
Like no please stop
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TAMW one initially reads the above not as "walrus-shuffles" but rather as "a walrus shuffles" and then wonders if Mermaid Jaffa works with curious aquatic megafaunae....Quote:
Originally Posted by Mermaid Jaffa
:::raises hand:::; My mom AND my sister would totally do that too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mermaid Selene
Do you morph all the way to your fully-dragon form or just to the smaller and more-delicate dragon-human "mermaid" hybrid like I do? ;) :mermaid kiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tieri
I think my mom already has lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Sherielle
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Tamw a child asks your last name, and you start to explain that some mermaids don't even have them(while I have now idea what mine would be!) but then telling that actually where I come from(coasts of Iceland) children get their names from their father's names, boys are "dad's name" sons and girls are "dad's name" dottirs, and then the child asks what was your father's name and you have to figure out something very quickly and spill out " Jurenius!".
So now I'm Nerissa Jureniusdottir, at least in that girl's mind..... :D Very mermaidly beautiful
TAMW you're checking out at Wal-Mart and the cashier compliments your mermaid shirt, so you thank her and say "yeah, I'm a mermaid". The cashier looks confused then chuckles a little and moves on, and you realize it is April Fool's Day so she thinks it is a joke, and you pull out a phone and show her a picture of you with your tail. Somewhere out there, there's a lady who is debating whether or not she saw a real mermaid, or just fell for the ultimate April Fool's Day prank LOL! :rotfl:
That is marla! Lol she said something about it on Facebook. She said the comments were pretty funny. Wish I could see them. She said someone thought she was Raina hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Mermaid Sirenia
Bahahaha that sounds funny. So the Y let you swim? That's good! I also scared a YMCA lifeguard. Haha except he wasn't shy about staring cuz I was the only one there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyx
No lie, favorite so far. You a thug, mer. HahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Riiarin
TAMW it takes not one, not too, but THREE Home Depot employees to hunt down some supplies for your tailmaking adventure, and when they ask what it's for you mumble something about mermaids and scurry away as quickly as possible.
On the plus side, Home Depot scavenger hunts are kind of fun.
If you shop there regularly, bring in photos of your successes.
People love seeing what was made out of the stuff they sell everyday.
That awkward moment when you get completely lost in your own thoughts and daydreams of being a mermaid and say to yourself "I'm a mermaid" and smile happily, and then you snap back to reality and figure out that not only did you just talk to yourself without realizing, but the random people around you must have heard too.
The awkward moment when you are swimming underwater with your eyes closed. Totally peaceful and living in the moment. So you go to surface (eyes still closed) and prepare to snap your neck back once you breach (because for some inexplicable reason you think it looks cool) but instead you end up running face-first into the butt of someone in an inter-tube.... I swear, I have never been more mortified in public :$
Do you have long hair? Because if you do, snapping your neck back when you breach does look really cool!