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TAMW you go off on a really long rant about mermaiding to your friend and what it means and its probably really weird for them you know wearing a tail ect. and when you're done, then they tell you that they have a tail from Fin-Fun and they swim in it regularly and they love mermaids.
TAMW the kiosk guy keeps calling you Mermaid and there is a queue behind you.
TAMW one has to beg him to stop and he says, "HI mermaid"
TAMW one resolves not to buy anymore things from the kiosk.
That awkward moment when I'm on a video call with a friend while wearing a tail with a runny nose, he asks me why I don't just get up and grab some tissues, and I answer, "Because I have no pants on."
That awkward moment when he says, "Me neither."
I always thought it really cool (if a bit AWKWARD) how mermaids so enjoy the feel of being in a tail that they will do so on land even on a casual, private basis! I imagine it would have been equally awkward had you replied, "I can't move because I've a mermaid tail." lol :mermaid kiss:
Tamw you show your husband the video of a mermaid making clicking and whistling sounds underwater ... And then just before bed he confides to you in private "after seeing that video I kind of want to watch underwater porn . Is that wierd?" :|
Yes. Yes my husband. Just slightly. How do you go from mermaid dolphin whistles to pornographic aquaphilia videos? Lol.
Oh pearlie. Coincidentally he IS a music lover. Plays guitar, flute, was accepted into university of Toronto for music when he played a jazz piece he wrote....
Introduce him to the hydraulophone. ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EHJKo2SFpw
HOW DOES THAT WORK I WANT ONE.
Hm. Found this Wikipedia article: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydraulophone, basically they seem to work by directing the water of the covered holes to some kind of sound generating mechanism, which produces the sounds like a reed instrument or such like.
awesome :D
The hydraulophone is certainly an attention-grabbing piece! I wonder if it really would work underwater....
I NEED ONE :O
awkward moment when after you brought up monofins so the convo is like
friend: its like swiming like a mermaid
me:omg you have no idea
friend: man mermaids are cool i want to be one
me: you literally have no idea
friend#2: lol what are you a mermaid or somthing
me: OMG YOU GUYS LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA.
i finally broke when my friend brought up mertailor. so then i had to tell them im a mermaid
Fun123joker that is pretty cool do you think you all could form your own little pod? I wish my friends would become interested in being mermaids or mermen! :eek:
That awkward moment when you are home alone and you just finished watching all of the episodes of Mako Mermaids that are on Netflix and you want to go swimming in your tail SOO BADLY so you get your monofin and put it on and after a few minutes you get a phone call and you have to quickly scoot all the way over to your phone to answer it! :p
I have been wanting to swim so very badly...My boyfriend and I are planning a party out on the bay this week and I am going to bring my second tail and swim in it there for the first time. None of the people we are inviting know that I am a mermaid but I want to swim so badly that I don't care. That will probably give me another awkward moment story.
TAMW you try to explain to a pool manufacturer you want a dancing pole installed in the deep end of your pool, to do gymnastics at and such (you know, like in the Ester Williams movie), and you can tell they get totally the wrong idea :p
TAMW you hold up the line at the bank because the teller (not the one I was actually at mind you) is very interested in how you're silicone tail is coming along ever since that charge popped up on my credit card. Yeah, we talked for ten minutes on the tail alone. Doing nothing that I went in for. Just cause he wanted an update. On my tail. The lady waiting in line behind me was getting very annoyed. As was the teller who was waiting to help me.