Because they think it is funny.
Why are some people so hard to understand?
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Because they think it is funny.
Why are some people so hard to understand?
Because they think it is the new thing
Why are seasons changing?
Because the Eighth said "Sea ya later"
Why is the water blue?
Because if it was pink only girls (and um "family") would want to swim in it.
Why does Frankenstein's monster have bolts in his neck?
Because they'd look bloody stupid in his forehead.
Why do mermaid's wear shell bikinis when they're literally naked below the waist?
Now why on earth would you know something like that!!??
Why can't we see the earth spinning?
Because it is to big
why did you travel around the world?
Because If I went over the earth, I think I might create a black hole!
What time is it?
TEA TIME!!!! And an unbirthday for a special someone.
Why is ice so cold?
Because steam stole its blankets.
Why do socks get lost in the wash?
The washing machine monster eats them.
Why is your fish swimming like that?
Don't worry! I taught him how to swim belly-up!
What do mer-vampires sleep in?
Coral Coffins, it takes years to grow them properly that is why they are so cranky when young.
How does one go about obtaining a pair of legs?
They sell for a year of servitude, one voice, or your hair color at the goblin market... or you can just grab them off some poor schmuck who's not using them. That's what shipwrecks are for, after all.
Why are people so obsessed with "upside-down" mermaids?
Upside down mermaids?!? You mean like with the upper body of a fish and human legs on the bottom? EEEK! No thank you!
Why are you wearing that hideous dress!?!
Because Everyone knows Kelp is, like, so cool!
Why are you Blue? literally!
I liked the idea of being in the water so much that I dyed myself blue so that when I'm away from it I can constantly remind everyone that I'd rather be half-fish.
Why do you always need to breathe?
It would be very difficult to talk if I didn't.
Why do you smell of coconut oil?
I am secretly a palmtree-ent, pretending to be human, knowing that no one will believe me if I tell them. :D
How did you build that time machine?
With human hair...from my back.
(Jack Sparrow, anyone?)
Why is it so fun to wear jingle bell jewelry?