Summer's here and the time is right for getting super duper skinny! Where to begin? Since there are always approximately one point seven two zillion stories about how to lose weight, you might be confuzzled. Don't be! We collected the most important weight loss stories we've seen over the last couple of months and compiled them into one handy guide. If you do everything on this list, you will absolutely, positively lose weight — and maybe your mind.
1. First of all,
don't work out.
2. Or, wait: Exercise. But not too much. If you're doing intense exercise, then it's time to
exercise less.
3. But this thing called
cardio is good.
4. And you should definitely do
Zumba!
5. No, actually, you should do
interval training.
6. Really, what you should do is
exercise for 250-300 minutes a week. That's four or five hours. And don't you dare reward yourself with a yummy snack afterward.
7. Get inspired by Chris Pratt, who
says: "You can do it. You could. You really could. You could do it in six months."
8. Instead of a regular vacation, go to a
weight-loss spa. Doesn't sound expensive at all.
9. Oh, hell, go ahead, take a vacation! As long as it's at the $2,995-a-week Biggest Loser
resort.
10. It's important to
eat your largest meal earlier in the day, say, before 3pm.
11. Actually, no. Eat
whenever.
12. But definitely
graze — eat
little meals all day.
13. NO. WAIT. Only eat
two meals a day.
Do not graze.
14.
Skip breakfast.
15. Nevermind. Don't
skip meals.