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Ugh, so everymer is sick? Jeebus.
I just got ALL my materials for my tail and was going to start working on it. But, started running a fever of 101. I went to the doctor and it turns out I have not only Strep Throat, but also: infections in my eyes, ears and sinus.
I'm so sore and shakey I can't even work on commissions or cook. @.@ *shakes fist at the air* I need to work. Not sleep.
nonononononnoonono sleep. sleep darling you'll need it
its the weather. cold and warm fronts and sudden change of weather and tempature can affect the human body.
the weather is really cold and bad =^= i just want it to be spring alreaddy so i can ateast order some latex without the fear of it freezing
So... on top of being sick... my inlaws light up incense which further irritates my throat and eyes. giving me coughing fits because i can't breathe properly. did i mention im allergic to incense?? YEAH
i have mentioned this to the mother in law but she refuses to open any windows to air out the fumes. hey LADY, im not asking you to keep the window open as if it's summer. im asking for a little crack in the window.
my poor inflamed throat..
Omg all I got in this starburst was yellows. I hate my life
@seaglass i feel ya. there was this period where my eyes would burn up around perfume and i just happened to live in a family that sprits perfume for every occasion
@mermaidshannon
you sure you didnt start some bad karma? beause all yellows isnt somthing that just happens.
I probably did. Oh god I pissed off Raina again. RAINA GIVE ME
THE RED ONES BACK AND STOP FARKING WITH MY KARMA
I ordered a very expensive mermaid tail and also paid hundreds of dollars more to have it rushed. Well here I am almost 4 months later with no tail and the wrong top was made. So Shannon I don't want to hear about your dumb starbursts.Quote:
Originally Posted by MermaidShannon
Who did you order from?
I won't say lest I anger the tail gods and their minions on here. Also, I want my tail with no further delay. So, that's all for now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shimmer Mermaid
Honestly can't tell if you're joking with Shannon or notQuote:
Originally Posted by Venessa Louisiana Mermaid
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I'll let her answer that tomorrow. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Kishiko
SHANNON: We discussed how you are supposed to answer this, now dear...unless you want the hose again.
#lotioninthebasket
IM SORRY I AM A VERY FAMOUS MERMAID AND I HAD A GIG. STOP BEING JEALOUS VENESSA.
Damn y'all are more cray than Kishiko and I combined.
*applauds*
Would you like to join us in summoning random stuff?
I read that as
"I feel like farting trouble"
I can't help it... I have to...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcwCYIfm6eA
Shannon, we discussed this very topic at the pool the other day. ;)
Haha ok here's how you summon me.
You need Captain Hook from once upon a time ,
A fainting goat
And a rum and Malibu. Diet.
Baaaahahahaa [emoji225][emoji100]Quote:
Originally Posted by Merman Dan
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Originally Posted by SeaGlass Siren
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Duly noted. i will replace the dildo with killian hook (YUSS I WATCH IT TOO ;) ), replace the water with the diet rum+malibu, and replace the bingo cards with a fainting goat :PQuote:
Originally Posted by MermaidShannon
KILLIAN AKA SOMEONE GRAB A BUCKET OF WATER BECAUSE HOT
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Killian is killin us.
You could drown a pirate in my panties.
Ok so on top of a bleeding nose and a bleeding vagina, I stubbed my toe on the bathroom door and cracked my toe nail midway and now its bleeding.
Hey body if you could please stop losing blood that'd be great...
Also where the fuck did my leg bruises come from??
SeaGlass; Yep. There are those days...and when they happen, I'm reminded of this oldie-but-goodie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M17aG_Po2Y
Bahaha rejected!! I love Dan hertzfelt
*killian shows up*Quote:
Originally Posted by SeaGlass Siren
*slobbers all over screen *
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For the love of God, my anus is BLEEDING!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mermaid Freyja
I AM BLEEDING!!!!!
I just showed my 15 year old sister this. I think she pissed herself
...
.........
as someone who almost died from such a bleed (burst artery), I fail to find anything funny in this.
At all.
I ordered netting on ebay the other week. It arrived here over the weekend and I just opened it. While it was the colour that was shown on ebay, this image that came with the item showed something similar to what Raven used on her tops, just in a lighter colour. What I got was fine string with inch wide holes instead of thicker threads with 1/2 inch or smaller holes. and cos of the exchange rate from America it wasn't cheap and I'm left feeling a bit ripped off honestly. :(
Oh man that sucks :( I'm sorry they did that to you! Can you email the seller and ask them to send the right kinda stuff if their photos as description were misleading. Threaten to leave negative feedback, that usually spurs bad sellers into action.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elle
The full context of it was cut out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Echidna
It's about this guy who got fired by pbs for animating and writing disturbing shorts for the channel. Work of fiction really.
Other shorts include "my SPOON is too big... I am a BANANA"
After an incident last summer I put a really strong passcode on it and normally use my finger print. You only have to log in once and the rest of the time you can use your finger. It's been almost 30 days since I last rebooted my iPhone and it was acting funny so I rebooted it. Turns out I don't remember my password. I will try again when it lets me....in 5 minutes.
Update: And now 60 minutes
Update 2: And the phone just erased itself.
This cracked me up :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mermaid Freyja
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Bitch for today: Someone who is supposed to be 'ignoring me' complains about someone else stalking them on linkedin. I check my linkedin daily, and this very person complaining about someone else (not me) stalking them on linkedin has been checking *MY * linkedin everyday. If you are gonna boast to everyone that you're ignoring me, and complain that someone else is stalking you on linkedin, why would you stalk ME on linkedin? Do they not realize that Linkedin shows you everytime someone visits your page and who they are? Yes I have screenshots. How hulk does a mer have to go to get someone to just go awaaaay. I don't know about you, but when I ignore someone I dont obsessivly look up any of their social networking sites on a daily basis. It's creepy!
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