oh god x'DD i'm LEGITIMATELY CRYING xD and laughing simulaneously
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XD haha!! Cause you're a merMAN!! haha!
That awkward moment when I surface after holding my breath and gliding from one end of the pool to the other, and a middle-aged water aerobics lady on a pool noodle asks me if I'm trying to push my luck by holding my breath, and I reply that no, I'm practicing to be a merman.
That awkward moment when you play a mermaid in a LARP group and the gnome player says, "Oh, I think my fish sticks have gone bad." Guess who got thrown overboard :P
That awkward moment when you lend a friend your laptop and there are six mermaiding windows open. That awkward moment when she says "Still!?" I mentioned it like a month ago just to test the waters(pun intended) for her reaction. It didn't go well.
Haha brilliant!
The awkward moment when you figure out that the mermaid name you thought you made up, is actually the name of a semi-famous male surfer :doh:
That awkward moment when you feel compelled to dress a six-foot mannequin mermaid-style.
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I love yours spot! More like "that amazing moment."
And yes, I meant to say dress. The s and w keys are right next to each other, it was a typo.
That awkard moment when your best friend bring up something mermaidy in front of a group of people and you try to change the conversation REALLY quickly... :doh:
That awkward moment when your two year old cousin introduces you to the waitor by saying "Hi, I'm Eve! This is my cousin Raegan! She's a mermaid!!"
This is gonna happen eventually
That awkward moment when someone says "so you're not only a vampire but a mermaid?" (Sometimes one will catch me with vamp fangs and a second later they're gone)
That awkward moment when people actually start to keep note of how weird I am. Vamp fangs, mermaid, barks like a chihauhau...
Barking vampire mermaid? Gonna take awhile to get my head around that one,
So when I was in Hawaii, a few days after I shared with my family, my interest in merfolk, I went to an "end of world party" with my family, and my aunt's friend. The guest's house was up this gigantic hill, from their driveway, with some steep steps going up to the house. So here we are climbing up this hill, and as we are trekking up to the house, my aunt says "Don't worry we have a mermaid!"
Uh, excuse me but we are walking up a steep cliff... now explain to me how a mermaid will help this situation? LOL I took it a as a joke... but it really didn't make much sense.
^^The awkward moment when someone asks a mermaid for help up the stairs^^ :D
That awkward moment when you try to do one of those cool tail flips while someone is watching but you accidentally hit someone in the face instead....just keep swimming, just keep swimming
That awkward moment when you walk in on your husband wearing your tail...
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Not mine btw found it online thought it would be funny. lol
Lol, especialy with a full beard like he does :D
The awkward moment when ur chilling in the sofa, with your tail oon, and then you have unexpected visits (famaly, or worse; friends from my parents) and they give you the look ; omg your'e nuts!
That awkward moment when you tell your residential builder father (who is currently working on million dollar homes) that you'll offer two free hours of mermaiding to any of his clients as a special offer/housewarming gift and he just facepalms.
(He just doesn't understand that he has IDEAL mermaid clients! Rich, their own pool, kids with everything in the world EXCEPT A MERMAID IN THEIR POOL. Seriously. Ideal.)
That awkward moment when you mention making a fabric tail for a friend and she asks if you can make her one when she gets back in shape. And you had no idea she was into mermaids.
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That awkward moment when your dad tries to push you off a dock into water that's known for having alligators while you're in the middle of a photoshoot.
The awkward moment of wanting to draw your perfect dream tail...but you suck at drawing.
^ I hate that, too. :p
That awkward moment when you read your own post and almost reply to it before you realize it was yours.
The awkward moment when you take your unfinished test tail to a sleep over and it leads to 5 girls taking turns to flop around the floor with the tail on and requests for tail designs.
I think I've created a small pod of mermaids in one night XD.
I'm really excited about it! I'm going to be teaching most of them how to swim too, it's going to be interesting XD
That awkward moment when your monofin comes out of you tail and your friend has to get it because you can't swim in you cloth tail without it.
That awkward moment when you are swimming in a lake and a man comes up to you saying 'I thought mermaids only existed in the ocean..."
^True story, happened to me last summer :doh: