Post you "That awkward moment when" of being a mermaid and mermaiding! :$
Example: That awkward moment when you hit your fin on rock! O_o
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Post you "That awkward moment when" of being a mermaid and mermaiding! :$
Example: That awkward moment when you hit your fin on rock! O_o
That awkward moment when you realize that the girl you asked to got to the dance with you has a tail.
That awkward moment when someone calls you from downstairs, and you have that "can't get up oh snap I'm stuck" feeling before you realize your still wearing your tail. :p
That awkward moment when a family member barges into the bathroom and you're sitting in the bathtub in a tail with a 'haters gonna hate' look on your face.
in the words of my students "That awkward moment when you realize your teacher is half fish"
that akward moment when fall sleep in the bath tub with your tail on. my mom thought it was cute
That awkward moment when you realize the hotel pool is really far away, and a rolling office chair is your best option.
That awkward moment when the curator of the local aquatic center thinks you're a pedophile. >.<
The awkward moment when you are carrying your friend's half-finished tail through the hallway traffic at school. Actually, it's not too bad. Or people just aren't suprised because I'm wierd already. xD
The awkward moment when you are standing in your monofin and trip an break the towelrack in an attempt not to smash your head and you have to explain it.
That awkward moment when two mers swim into each other and they both try to go around the other one in the same direction and they go back and forth for so long that other mers have time to stop and stare
I would just feign going left but instead go under. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by WaterWolf
Where are you that has so many mers? Is this some kind of mer-club? It sounds amazing.Quote:
Originally Posted by WaterWolf
Nah. I Dont have a tail yet so I just take real life situations and pretend they happen to mermaids too. ;)
the awkward moment when your crush comments on a mermaid pic of you... even though he hasn't spoke to you in months
^^ That would be akward.
So much awk up in here!
That awkward moment when you're messing with your very long red hair and a little girl points and says "Look Mama, it's Ariel!"
That awkward moment when you tell your friends you're going to be a mermaid and you have to explain what that means.
^^ So true!! Have gone through that akwardness plenty of times!
:D
that awkward moment when you surface from the pool and your parent who doesn't know your a mermaid is staring at you in shock
^Yeah it happened to me..lol
This. With EVERYONE. they all think I'm crazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by mermaidcatherine
^Yeah, I've done that. Weird to explain. XD
That awkward moment when your 6'8" uber-macho-muscle-man friend says he wants to be a mermaid, and you feel bad because you just stare at him for a full minute with images of him in a pink tail dancing through your head.
(On a side note, I think he would make an awesome merman. He could wrestle sharks when they try to eat me! >:D)
that awkward moment when your friend tries to swim over you to see how you look from the top and ends up pulling off your top....and not realising it , you surface anyway :\
the awkward moment when you address yourself as a mermaid and one of your friends points out "But your a boy"
:headwall:
LMAO OMG LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by MermaidRaegan
I thought I was the only one who ran into this problem. For me.. the awkward moment when the parents at your apartment's pool think you're a pedophile. O_oQuote:
Originally Posted by Mermaid Dottie
Also.. that awkward moment when you tell someone you're a mermaid and they give you the, "SURE you are honey.." like you're absolutely NUTS. >_< Trying to explain at that point just makes it so much more awkward.
The awkward moment when you realize none of your neighbors know your name. They instead refer to you as "Ariel" or "Mermaid".
When someone discovers that you've got more than thirty short stories under your belt as a writer and you just know that as soon as they learn you tend to write a lot of them about mermaids of one kind or another, they'll think you're some kind of lunatic.
That awkward moment when you first get in the water and your fin is making bubbles >.<
When you're making bubbles and its not your fin.
That awkward moment when your trying to pose for a picture, and the little girl pulls your top down while trying to stand up.
that awkward moment when someone asks how do mermaids make babies 0.o
I GET ASKED THIS ALL THE TIME OH MY NEPTUNE IT'S AWKWARD. (Especially since my boyfriend always follows with "Well, when a man loves a fish very much...)Quote:
Originally Posted by embry
I so laughed really hard out loud.. my boyfriend shutters when i talk mermaids or vampires which is my other love lol >.<Quote:
Originally Posted by MermaidRaegan
Thats the best thing ever!! That awkward moment when you ask your fiance to be a mermaid with you and he points and laughs and calls you "so cute". Then goes to straight face and says no with the most monotone voice ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by MermaidRaegan
I've done that with my husband. *nods*Quote:
Originally Posted by Mermaid Brooke
Takes a special guy to mermaid with his significant other for sure. I'm jealous of Shelly and Little Orca that way for sure!
yeh and then i told him he could get a really manly tail and the only thing he said was "its still a tail". coming from a guy who used to scuba dive. Its not like im asking him to wear a pink tail lol
Definetly jealous of Shelly and Little Orca.
Well well, thanks for the compliment ladies. I don't get these guys that flat out refuse to get with their ladies in the water. I always hear things like she "got" me to do it or whatever....bollocks. I always wanted to, just had to get over that fear and insecurity, you know? It really was the last piece of the puzzle, me in a tail, that made up our 20-year relationship, of which mermaids have always been a part. The sad thing is, these guys will never know how awesome it feels to swim that way, so the joke is on them. We made special pains to ensure mine would be "badass", and I think we succeeded. My new one we just finished is even more dangerous looking. It CAN be done.
AMEN! PREACH BROTHER!!! *dances like a crazy chorus lady*
That awkward moment when your boyfriend suddenly starts refering to the tail he was designing for you as 'his tail' and it takes you a minute to figure out that he's agreeing to be a merman in the most subtle way possible, so then you start jumping glomping him while yelling "BE THE FATHER OF MY MERBABIES!" and everyone at the lunch table stares at you like your mad-merwoman.
..... yes, I just did this....:$
about the mermaids and babies question....
<---I feel perfectly qualified to answer. ;)
I captured a handsome pirate, and now he and I live an amphibious dream.
^This^ is now an awkward moment for you all.
^_^ it pleases me to make people uncomfortable sometimes.
EDIT: OMG Raegan that is AWESOME! That is akin to when a man begins hinting that he wants to marry you, or wants to start having babies.
Raegan, that's great news, congratulations. You are in for an amazing experience, I assure you. The first time Shell and I swam underwater holding hands in our tails, it was magical. No other way to describe it. Hope it is for you too!