Favorite mer-sayings/merpuns, just for the Halibut

So, as I have dived into my mer-personality and figuring out who I am, I've started incorporating more sea-themed puns into my daily language.
I'm curious, do any of you have any favorite mermaidy sayings that you say a bunch?
I found this online, it's a list of sea puns. I thought you all may enjoy it, as it is just shrimply fintastic. The link is :http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/sea-puns
just a list of fish puns or if you just wanna bother the shrimp out of people,
hope this helps!
definitly—————————dolphinitly
anything————————-anyfin
well———————————whale
kidding—————————-squidding
kill————————————krill
real———————————-reel
‘me know————————-minnow
sure———————————-shore
additional————————-crabdditional
better——————————-buoytter
crap———————————-carp
see————————————sea
simply——————————-shrimply
help————————————kelp
fantastic—————————-fintastic
tell————————————-shell
had it———————————-haddock
god————————————-cod
selfish———————————shellfish
or/our———————————oar
hearing——————————-herring
about———————————-aboat
anyway——————————anywave
self————————————-shellf
nothing——————————-nofin
what are—————————-water
amscray—————————-clamscray
hell of it——————————halibut
bet————————————-bait
way———————————-wave
celebration———————-shellebration
fuck———————————-glub
bitch———————————beach
Have fin with it!

Bull Sh*t! --------- Bull Shark!
Holy Cow! --------- Holy Sea Cow!

I really like searious = serious. :P

Lol oh man funny story, my plus sized friend had anemone (badumtss). In highschool this enemy was foreign and didn't like my friend so much so she kept calling her a bitch. But because of her accent she thought the girl called her a beach and told her " a beach??? hey I know I'm fat, but I'm not THAT fat!"

With that said... An enemy = anemone

I love that one too. xD

Shark face- stupid face
swishy-cool
crabby- can be used as upset or excited
squishy fish- silly

Fintabulous.
nuff said.

Well.... HOLY FISH FINS. <---- That one's mine, no taking it. :D Big hit at work. I work at a day care. The parents think it's a good one, too.

I'm saying "crab" for crap.
And sometimes "Cape COD!!" for "great god" or something along these lines.

Doesn't happen too often though; for one, I dislike religious annotations;
secondly, all those nice merpuns are not so much use outside of english speaking turf :(

Flying fish cakes!!!!


Tartarsauce....

Barnacles...

Holy mother of pearl!!!


Thankyiu spongebob squarpants.

OHOh also: coral for cool cuz no one says cool anymore... Thanks mr krabs

wait, a point was proved. we need to figure out mer puns for other languages. any multi language speaking mers think they can help?

What the ca heo (what the dolphin... Dolphin in Vietnamese is ca heo. He'll is not pronounced properly in English and sounds like heo. So I've married the two languages for English and Vietnamese speaking mers )

Con cua ( literal meaning a crab. But used as a phrase when talking to an elder, it means "I'm hitting on them/her" or "I'm courting her" )

@mermaidandrea - Awesome! Thanks for starting off our other language merpuns. Anyone else think of anymore?

You "otter" add this one for "ought to" :mermaid kiss:

I will now live in this thread! I love puns.

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FYI, there's a newer thread for this same purpose, here: https://mernetwork.com/index/showthr...Puns-and-Memes

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One of the many struggles mermaid go through when shopping: The sale associate will always think C-cup when a mermaid ask for a Sea-cup bra.

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Merfolk speak Finnish.

It's just a fluke...

May the Fluke be with you!

I'm a fluke of nature...

... just flukin' around...