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I thought it'd be fun to start up this game here, since I've played it on other forums and it's always a bucket of laughs.
The game starts with me asking a 'why' question, and the next poster answers it and then asks another question, and the next poster answers it and asks another question, and so on. The point of the game is to come up with the wackiest answer possible. Ex:
Q: Why did you cut up my favorite shirt?
A: It said terrible things about my mother.
So...Why didn't you do the dishes?
Because lobsters aren't soap.
Why didn't you do your homework?
Because the evil monkey is the closet kept me up all knight
why didn't you show up for our date?
Because I was sent back in time and had all kinds of fascinating adventures in the past until I was able to build a time machine to send myself back, but due to an unforeseen glitch in the system it sends you fifteen hours later than the time you meant to arrive.
Why are you wearing a suit of armor?
because i'm getting ready to have tea with the queen - a surprise tea party - that i'm not really invited to.
why didn't you take out the trash?
Because I broke my right leg when an elephant ran over it.
Why didn't you check your email?
Well you see, the monkey king called and said he needed me to defeat the Jade Queen in Beijing. Saving the world from jelly potatoes and evil Superman is much more important then trash take out!
Why is there a hole in my bucket?
Because I hade to use it as a telescope to look at pirate
Why did you slap me?
because there was a mosquito on your face
why do you lean to the left when you walk?
Because me hellspawned excuse for a parrot chewed off the bottom of me peg leg.
Why are you lookin' at me like that?
because there's a tentacle wriggling out of your ear!
Why do you talk so funny?
I ain't talkin' funny ye fishy-tailed wench.
Why's everyone else talkin' funny?
you may be crazy. :P
Why do you keep looking at my 3rd arm?
Because it's making some very rude gestures.
Why do you have a tampon in each nostril?
I went to the zoo and had a tea party with the fish. They said if I put a tampon in each nostril, I could breathe underwater. And it worked!
Why did you ditch my party??
Because an evil scientist some how created a zombie disease to destroy all human life. i had to muster my bo staff skills to stop him but it was an epic fail because the zombies are coming!!
Why didn't you pick up your phone?
Because I used the battery to power my metal detector to find the buried treasure and that lovely jade necklace of yours.
Why are you standing on your head?
Because I don't have feet :( *flips tail*
Why didn't you eat breakfast?
Because it ran out the front door...
Why do feet smell?
Because they can't see very well, so they use their sense of smell to compensate.
Why are there tire tracks on the ceiling?
Because I was using your car and accidentally hit the no-gravity button.
Why are there fish in the bathtub?
Because aliens knocked the tank over when trying to abduct the cat.
Why is this plushi so cute?
Because it resembles your Uncle Bert.
Why is the bath water so cold?
Because I went on a trip to Anartica and thought I would bring back a glacier as a souvenir, sadly it melted.
Why is the dog purple?
Because he is half-Jackalope, It's the Chromium that makes them Purple... and vicious man-killers. Watch Out!
Why are there Bees in my Room?
Because Poo Bear was bothering them again :|
Why do we have to learn about Cthulhu?
We need to know enough to be afraid.
Why is the rum gone?
Because Jack Sparrow stopped by, said he ran out of rum and being a pirate took yours!
Why are you ductaped to the ceiling?
I was trying to catch the Phantom jewel thief/Magician Kaito Kid. The Duct-tape is usual, but I'm kinda embarassed about the Cat-ears and tail.
Why so Sad, my friend?
Because I Can't see my forehead. |<
Why is there bacon in the soap?
That soup isn't for you it's for the dog!
WHAT is that?
"That" is my mother, you pig!
Why are there singing chipmunks in your hair?
Because I couldn't find any singing squirrels.
Why is there food all over the seats in my car?
The car tried to eat me so I sacrificed my lunch to it instead.
Why is there shredded paper everywhere?
Because I am atrocious at origami.
Why aren't butterflies in your stomach as awesome as they sound?
Because they are trapped, how would you feel?
Are you okay?
No, I'm stuck in the television again. :I
How come you're chained to the roof?
Because I overdosed on pixie dust.
Why did you take my trident?
It looked like cake.
Why do you taste like Coca-Cola?
Because the evil witch turned the pool I was swimming in, into Coca-Cola.
Why did the chicken cross the road?